Gary
@gazzamagoo.bsky.social
Lefty liberal. Dogs. Drums. Football #BHAFC, Veggie. Probably watching telly. #NeverTrustACrow
It's occurred to me that just as there seems to be no young people called Gary there is also no old people. We're all middle aged. Garys are like a candle in the wind... #Gary
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It's occurred to me that just as there seems to be no young people called Gary there is also no old people. We're all middle aged. Garys are like a candle in the wind... #Gary
Have you ever worked with anyone that's in a permanent state of pissed off? Constantly in a mood and barely says a word. So fucking tiresome. Fuck off if you don't like it mate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Have you ever worked with anyone that's in a permanent state of pissed off? Constantly in a mood and barely says a word. So fucking tiresome. Fuck off if you don't like it mate.
Being described as someone that "doesn't suffer fools" isn't a strength or a compliment. It usually means you're an ill tempered, rude shit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Being described as someone that "doesn't suffer fools" isn't a strength or a compliment. It usually means you're an ill tempered, rude shit.
Why has Ed Gamble affected that pained expression when he laughs?
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Why has Ed Gamble affected that pained expression when he laughs?
I wish the FPV drone operators would clean the lenses after each run. Such a cool shot ruined by misty footage. #WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortina
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I wish the FPV drone operators would clean the lenses after each run. Such a cool shot ruined by misty footage. #WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortina
The highlights from a whole game of football being 1m 56s with the last 6 seconds being a sponsors graphic tells you everything you need to know about that match #BHAFC
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
The highlights from a whole game of football being 1m 56s with the last 6 seconds being a sponsors graphic tells you everything you need to know about that match #BHAFC
I actually feel bad for Hurzeler and the vitriol towards him. He’s clearly doing his best but his best isn’t good enough at the moment. He’s possibly too young and inexperienced for the Premier League and probably shouldn’t have been appointed to start with. #BHAFC
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I actually feel bad for Hurzeler and the vitriol towards him. He’s clearly doing his best but his best isn’t good enough at the moment. He’s possibly too young and inexperienced for the Premier League and probably shouldn’t have been appointed to start with. #BHAFC
I’ve never understood the mentality of putting your best players on the bench if they’re not 100%. Surely you start them to try and get the goal first and then sub if needed? #BHAFC
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I’ve never understood the mentality of putting your best players on the bench if they’re not 100%. Surely you start them to try and get the goal first and then sub if needed? #BHAFC
A football manager being beaten up on a train and hospitalised being reported almost in passing in 1979 on #TheBigMatchRevisited. Imagine if it happened today.
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 AM
A football manager being beaten up on a train and hospitalised being reported almost in passing in 1979 on #TheBigMatchRevisited. Imagine if it happened today.
Pretty sure my dad had a Milano Cortina in 1986.
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Pretty sure my dad had a Milano Cortina in 1986.
Just had to unfollow that Zack Polanski. While I like what he's doing and mostly agree with his politics, I can't abide my timeline being permanently spammed. Little and often mate.
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Just had to unfollow that Zack Polanski. While I like what he's doing and mostly agree with his politics, I can't abide my timeline being permanently spammed. Little and often mate.
I wonder what Carole Baskin is up to these days. #TigerKing
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I wonder what Carole Baskin is up to these days. #TigerKing
A reminder if you needed it that there are beautiful things happening in the world.
A golden retriever named Bronson, who passed from bone cancer, donated his wheelchair to a dog named Brue who is battling the same cancer and recently became paralyzed. Brue got used to it very quickly, and now she's running for both of them. 14/10 for all (IG: grizzlybane)
February 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
A reminder if you needed it that there are beautiful things happening in the world.
Can't remember who said it but I do think they were right that #BBC made a mistake axing #MockTheWeek. It's important light relief from a (even more) mental world. Also it's very clippable and perfect for short form social media reels. I still get old MTW clips on my feed.
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Can't remember who said it but I do think they were right that #BBC made a mistake axing #MockTheWeek. It's important light relief from a (even more) mental world. Also it's very clippable and perfect for short form social media reels. I still get old MTW clips on my feed.
In a local cafe. Why is it some people just emit continuous noise? They can’t talk quietly. Move quietly. Eat quietly. A good 10 people in here and all I can hear is 2 blokes.
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
In a local cafe. Why is it some people just emit continuous noise? They can’t talk quietly. Move quietly. Eat quietly. A good 10 people in here and all I can hear is 2 blokes.
Why do they call it a parcel shelf? No one puts parcels on them do they?
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Why do they call it a parcel shelf? No one puts parcels on them do they?
So I don't put the news on any more 🙂 Makes all the difference.
First thing I do when I sit up in bed in the morning with my eyes still closed is pop the TV on to #BBCNews. Literally the first words I heard were "President Donald Trump" and I actually said out loud "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Honestly so sick and tired of hearing that fucking cunts name. #FuckTrump
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
So I don't put the news on any more 🙂 Makes all the difference.
First thing I do when I sit up in bed in the morning with my eyes still closed is pop the TV on to #BBCNews. Literally the first words I heard were "President Donald Trump" and I actually said out loud "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Honestly so sick and tired of hearing that fucking cunts name. #FuckTrump
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 AM
First thing I do when I sit up in bed in the morning with my eyes still closed is pop the TV on to #BBCNews. Literally the first words I heard were "President Donald Trump" and I actually said out loud "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Honestly so sick and tired of hearing that fucking cunts name. #FuckTrump