jacob
@gaycob2.bsky.social
greedy-guts type
Manchester, 🏳️🌈, he/him, 🍉
Manchester, 🏳️🌈, he/him, 🍉
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jacob
@gaycob2.bsky.social
· Jul 28
I have no sympathy for you. This viewpoint is mainly because you still are a slim guy (and very attractive). You greedy-guts types have life easy. I despise you as much as I admire you. Please be assured that I have no intention of swearing as that would be plainly rude. Have a peaceful day.
Confirmed skinny thank you Gajep
Going back to my parents’ really makes me realise how disgusting the water tastes in Manchester
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Going back to my parents’ really makes me realise how disgusting the water tastes in Manchester
It actually does work because I’m overheating to an insane degree in this hot tub
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It actually does work because I’m overheating to an insane degree in this hot tub
Jsut rounding up my huskies for the sled, anyone want anything from the shops?
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Jsut rounding up my huskies for the sled, anyone want anything from the shops?
What’s the point in all this chest hair if I’m still fucking freezing?
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
What’s the point in all this chest hair if I’m still fucking freezing?
Northamptonshire proudly presents the most boring breakfast possible, Weetabix
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Northamptonshire proudly presents the most boring breakfast possible, Weetabix
Almost everyone in my section of the train carriage had a little nap during the journey this evening, like being at a slumber party
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Almost everyone in my section of the train carriage had a little nap during the journey this evening, like being at a slumber party
Have to go to London tomorrow for work
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Have to go to London tomorrow for work
I have reevaluated Wingstop from a 1/5 to a 2.5/5. No further comments at this time x
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have reevaluated Wingstop from a 1/5 to a 2.5/5. No further comments at this time x
Australia flights booked, they only had rewards upgrades on 1/4 legs which sucks but at least I know the final flight will be comfy
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Australia flights booked, they only had rewards upgrades on 1/4 legs which sucks but at least I know the final flight will be comfy
The amount of religious bullshit from the contestants in the latest episodes of Squid Game is making the show tedious to watch
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The amount of religious bullshit from the contestants in the latest episodes of Squid Game is making the show tedious to watch
The Incredibles 2 would be 100% improved if the twist villain wasn’t literally called Evil Endeavour, which ruins the plot 15 minutes in
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Incredibles 2 would be 100% improved if the twist villain wasn’t literally called Evil Endeavour, which ruins the plot 15 minutes in
Friction burns all over my face and ears from being rammed between two men’s legs repeatedly for 80 minutes
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Friction burns all over my face and ears from being rammed between two men’s legs repeatedly for 80 minutes
Got tired of laying about in my dark room so I’ve moved upstairs to lay about in the dark swimming pool instead
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Got tired of laying about in my dark room so I’ve moved upstairs to lay about in the dark swimming pool instead
We absolutely smashed them 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Finally starting as a second row tomorrow and not being a sub/flanker. What a time to be alive
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We absolutely smashed them 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Finally starting as a second row tomorrow and not being a sub/flanker. What a time to be alive
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Finally starting as a second row tomorrow and not being a sub/flanker. What a time to be alive
Lily Allen tickets NOT secured (Ticketmaster will pay for their crimes)
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Lily Allen tickets NOT secured (Ticketmaster will pay for their crimes)
This man’s son tortures millennials for my entertainment, so what he says must be correct
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This man’s son tortures millennials for my entertainment, so what he says must be correct
Tram drivers having a little 10 minute convo on the platform, FUCKING MOVE IT
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tram drivers having a little 10 minute convo on the platform, FUCKING MOVE IT
First Pepsi of the day at 1433, I have been craving this but I was too lazy to get one
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
First Pepsi of the day at 1433, I have been craving this but I was too lazy to get one
@keiranjack.bsky.social and I did a solid Halloween costume this year so we had to take silly pics to show it
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@keiranjack.bsky.social and I did a solid Halloween costume this year so we had to take silly pics to show it
I like living in the city, but I have this overwhelming urge to pet the cows near my parents’ house and that’s jsut not possible
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I like living in the city, but I have this overwhelming urge to pet the cows near my parents’ house and that’s jsut not possible
iPhone medication reminders are so aggressive, I will do it when I get to it now piss off
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
iPhone medication reminders are so aggressive, I will do it when I get to it now piss off
Sunset at 16:48, I stay winning
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sunset at 16:48, I stay winning