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Centrist Dad. Gooner. Brexit can get right in the bin and stay there.
People urgently need to look at Reform completely shitting the bed in Kent, and view this as a microcosm of the absolute devastation they would wreak to the UK if they won a general election.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
Reform in Kent are “a threat to public safety”, the Fire Brigades Union said.
Reform haven’t signed off on fire brigade budgets, “failed to govern and lead the fire service” and haven’t even met with the fire service which is one of their responsibilities.
Reform haven’t signed off on fire brigade budgets, “failed to govern and lead the fire service” and haven’t even met with the fire service which is one of their responsibilities.
Reform leader branded “captain chaos” as Kent fire authority in disarray
The Fire Brigades Union has slammed the record of Reform’s ‘flagship council’ as it emerged that Kent and Medway Fire Authority was in disarray following the removal of five councillors, including its...
www.fbu.org.uk
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People urgently need to look at Reform completely shitting the bed in Kent, and view this as a microcosm of the absolute devastation they would wreak to the UK if they won a general election.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
Stupid, ignorant people can not govern. They have neither the wit nor the moral fibre to do so.
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
Nick Mohammed pretty much played the perfect game of Traitors … right up until the final 5 minutes. He should pay his own charity (and Joe’s) £87,500 out of his own pocket IMHO.
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nick Mohammed pretty much played the perfect game of Traitors … right up until the final 5 minutes. He should pay his own charity (and Joe’s) £87,500 out of his own pocket IMHO.
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
Would have been an absolute travesty of justice if David had won a single penny, though.
#CelebrityTraitors
I’m still reeling from the fact that David did not get a SIMGLE THING RIGHT at any point in time throughout the entire series. Not even by accident. Literally a perfect shit game.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m still reeling from the fact that David did not get a SIMGLE THING RIGHT at any point in time throughout the entire series. Not even by accident. Literally a perfect shit game.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Isn’t it refreshing to have someone appointed into a position of political power in the USA who isn’t an absolute weapons grade bell-end
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Isn’t it refreshing to have someone appointed into a position of political power in the USA who isn’t an absolute weapons grade bell-end
Predictions for next ep of #CelebrityTraitors
1. Nick murdered on the chess board. Too smart, has to go.
2. Traitors line up against Joe M. Joe loses his shit at the round table and makes one of Lucy, Celia or Kate feel awkward enough to give him a fourth vote.
3. Joe banished, head explodes.
1. Nick murdered on the chess board. Too smart, has to go.
2. Traitors line up against Joe M. Joe loses his shit at the round table and makes one of Lucy, Celia or Kate feel awkward enough to give him a fourth vote.
3. Joe banished, head explodes.
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Predictions for next ep of #CelebrityTraitors
1. Nick murdered on the chess board. Too smart, has to go.
2. Traitors line up against Joe M. Joe loses his shit at the round table and makes one of Lucy, Celia or Kate feel awkward enough to give him a fourth vote.
3. Joe banished, head explodes.
1. Nick murdered on the chess board. Too smart, has to go.
2. Traitors line up against Joe M. Joe loses his shit at the round table and makes one of Lucy, Celia or Kate feel awkward enough to give him a fourth vote.
3. Joe banished, head explodes.
I’m not asking for much, I just want Trump to come to 10 Downing Street and make a pass at a housemaid that Starmer really fancies, and then everything should be fine.
Trump asked, “Where is the UK?”
Starmer raised his hand. Trump called him to the stage, making him think he was going to speak.
Starmer approached the podium. “It’s nice that you’re here,” Trump said, then sent him back, offending Starmer. #cdnpoli
Starmer raised his hand. Trump called him to the stage, making him think he was going to speak.
Starmer approached the podium. “It’s nice that you’re here,” Trump said, then sent him back, offending Starmer. #cdnpoli
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’m not asking for much, I just want Trump to come to 10 Downing Street and make a pass at a housemaid that Starmer really fancies, and then everything should be fine.
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Animals truly are wonderful. 😍
October 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Animals truly are wonderful. 😍
If you’re on Dr Jane Goodall’s shit list and she tells you that she wants you off the planet, that’s when you know you’re the baddies.
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If you’re on Dr Jane Goodall’s shit list and she tells you that she wants you off the planet, that’s when you know you’re the baddies.
Well, looks like the only chance USA has got to win the Ryder Cup is to get ICE to storm the course tomorrow and lock up the European team as illegal immigrants.
September 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Well, looks like the only chance USA has got to win the Ryder Cup is to get ICE to storm the course tomorrow and lock up the European team as illegal immigrants.
Incredible golf from Team Europe today. The thought of those obnoxious spectators who tried every shitty piece of gamesmanship in the book from the sidelines, going home miserable, makes me so happy.
September 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Incredible golf from Team Europe today. The thought of those obnoxious spectators who tried every shitty piece of gamesmanship in the book from the sidelines, going home miserable, makes me so happy.
Props to Justin Thomas for having the sportsmanship and class to tell all the mouth-breathers heckling McIlroy to shut the fuck up when approaching his putt.
By all means, cheer when your guy makes a putt; and cheer when your opponent misses. But FFS have the decency to keep quiet before the putt.
By all means, cheer when your guy makes a putt; and cheer when your opponent misses. But FFS have the decency to keep quiet before the putt.
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Props to Justin Thomas for having the sportsmanship and class to tell all the mouth-breathers heckling McIlroy to shut the fuck up when approaching his putt.
By all means, cheer when your guy makes a putt; and cheer when your opponent misses. But FFS have the decency to keep quiet before the putt.
By all means, cheer when your guy makes a putt; and cheer when your opponent misses. But FFS have the decency to keep quiet before the putt.
MAGA 3.5 v 8.5 EUR
McIlroy is heckled by a dickhead spectator as he is taking a putt, has to reset, misses to jeers and cheers.
Lowry sinks a monster putt to win the hole, goes right up to the heckler beating his chest and tells him to go fuck himself.
#RyderCup
McIlroy is heckled by a dickhead spectator as he is taking a putt, has to reset, misses to jeers and cheers.
Lowry sinks a monster putt to win the hole, goes right up to the heckler beating his chest and tells him to go fuck himself.
#RyderCup
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
MAGA 3.5 v 8.5 EUR
McIlroy is heckled by a dickhead spectator as he is taking a putt, has to reset, misses to jeers and cheers.
Lowry sinks a monster putt to win the hole, goes right up to the heckler beating his chest and tells him to go fuck himself.
#RyderCup
McIlroy is heckled by a dickhead spectator as he is taking a putt, has to reset, misses to jeers and cheers.
Lowry sinks a monster putt to win the hole, goes right up to the heckler beating his chest and tells him to go fuck himself.
#RyderCup
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The American fans at the Ryder Cup are absolutely gross, just the worst of the worst
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The American fans at the Ryder Cup are absolutely gross, just the worst of the worst
Timeline cleanser
Millionaire American trophy hunter Asher Watkins, 52, was gored to death on the horns of a buffalo he tried to kill on a trip to South Africa.
Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safari
Asher Watkins, 52, was tracking a 1.3 tonne Cape Buffalo bull, known as the Black Death, on Sunday when it suddenly charged at him at 35mph.
metro.co.uk
August 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Timeline cleanser
TL;DR: I am definitely in the Epstein files, boys and girls, but HEY LOOK OVER HERE INSTEAD
This is like watching the world’s shittiest magician fumbling sleight of hand card tricks where the cards are falling out of his sleeve
This is like watching the world’s shittiest magician fumbling sleight of hand card tricks where the cards are falling out of his sleeve
July 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
TL;DR: I am definitely in the Epstein files, boys and girls, but HEY LOOK OVER HERE INSTEAD
This is like watching the world’s shittiest magician fumbling sleight of hand card tricks where the cards are falling out of his sleeve
This is like watching the world’s shittiest magician fumbling sleight of hand card tricks where the cards are falling out of his sleeve
LOL 🤣
Victory will be ours, Russian soldiers shout as they victoriously crash into trees.
June 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
LOL 🤣
I’m not a betting man, but if I was, I’d probably be even less likely to bet on Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize, after he like actually started a USA v Iran war yesterday
Trump: "They should give me the Nobel Prize for Rwanda and if you look, the Congo, or you could say Serbia, Kosovo, you could say a lot of them. The big one is India and Pakistan. I should've gotten it four or five times."
June 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’m not a betting man, but if I was, I’d probably be even less likely to bet on Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize, after he like actually started a USA v Iran war yesterday
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I doubt anyone will see me post, but this needs to be known... if you have a visible following please repost 💙🔥💙
Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
June 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I doubt anyone will see me post, but this needs to be known... if you have a visible following please repost 💙🔥💙
Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
I love thunderstorms. I’ve loved them ever since I was a little kid. But I have never wanted a thunderstorm to happen as much as I want one to happen in the Washington DC area this weekend.
June 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I love thunderstorms. I’ve loved them ever since I was a little kid. But I have never wanted a thunderstorm to happen as much as I want one to happen in the Washington DC area this weekend.
Not all heroes wear capes.
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Not all heroes wear capes.
😂👇
I am so bored of these big budget American remakes of original UK content
June 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
😂👇
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It’s like veep but much much much stupider
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s like veep but much much much stupider
Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite
May 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite