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Elizabeth Darko 2
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Tweezer Fetish
Marvel movie ending explained video
May 4, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Did you actually say this @electricalwsop.bsky.social
March 7, 2024 at 1:03 PM
World record for shortest time between ejaculating followed by pissing
March 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Dune porn parody where they do the fremen sandwalk thing but for jacking off
February 27, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Receiving a Perfect Blowjob
February 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Is it normal to get a half mast boner when taking a constipated shit
February 10, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Send him to the pussy widener to have his pussy widened IMMEDIATELY
February 2, 2024 at 1:51 PM
The perfect amount of erectile dysfunction where you last impressively long in bed
February 1, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I live in an abandoned mine shaft
February 1, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Putting her pussy in my inventory
January 23, 2024 at 8:02 AM
The fuck - ness monster
January 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Giant 7 ft screen print of Bjork Homogenic as the only decoration in my house
January 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Buying a green screen to kick start my YouTube career
January 13, 2024 at 2:14 PM
My pussy is wide and wet
January 12, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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I don’t understand what batteries are
January 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Diarrhoea for christmas, constipation for new years - no rest for the wicked, huh?
January 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I was monkey pox patient 0
January 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Eye-uhl-eee-nuh-wah
Them: hey what state is Chicago in again?

Me (forgot how to pronounce Illinois and afraid to try): they're still not sure on that one
January 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
David Bowie: foot guy?
January 7, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Good Ohio morning my fellow blue sky'ers
January 6, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Picking up last night's goon sesh from where I left it
January 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Getting liposuction for literally no reason
January 3, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Exploding pussy syndrome patient Zero
January 1, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Good pussy will turn you into a foot guy
January 1, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Screaming
January 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM