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Zoltraak
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the royal pancake research institute has good news for you.
A new recipe has been created!
sour dough honey pancakes!!
Originally inspired from the leftovers in my kitchen
hora del té
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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not liking nes games is a red flag
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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La gente vota fascismo porque son fascistas. No me vais a convencer de lo contrario
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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raised by x-men and gargoyles to adore broad shouldered women and despise wealthy technofascists
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Nights es de esis juegos que realmente nadie es fan, pero como lo ponen en todos los juegos de SEGA, ya nos familiarizamos con su contenido
'Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds' NiGHTS Content Drop update launches December 24th.

www.gematsu.com/2025/12/soni...
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Si está muy raro, pasar la mañana aca en bsky, luego abrir LinkedIn y leer como todo mundo prentende amar dedicar todo su ser a hacer dinero para alguna empresa.
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
como programadores podemos generar miles de lineas al dia, el problema no es la cantidad, lo mas tardado siempre será entender el contexto en que el codigo se desempeña. De nada me sirve que me pidan un sistema que sirva helado de limón, si la gente que lo va usar es alergica a los cítricos.
Firing people in the "excess capacity" region is extremely risky because, once you break the bottleneck, not having enough people in those areas creates a new bottleneck, and you will have accomplished nothing.

Coding speed is rarely, if ever, the bottleneck.
8/10
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Nunca entenderé la gente que defiende a alguien que acaba de decir una serie de pendejadas con "no sabes quien es???" pues no, pero por lo que dijo no se me antoja saber más
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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stay away from these girls. you stay away from them ✋
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
caras post humanas, me gusta como se escucha
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
me niego a creer que es real
"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Pleased to announce I am a full 2cm taller than both of them 😌
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
tiktok es la plataforma donde no puedes decir la palabra “morir” pero si reportas la cuenta de un tipo que presume salir con menores de edad, no encuentran nada malo
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
jugue vr en la noche y ahora no puedo dormir
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
el conjunto de todos los algoritmos es enumerable
a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white
ALT: a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
3 dias mas y vacaciones 
a woman in a black and white striped sweater is making a funny face
ALT: a woman in a black and white striped sweater is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
como podemos exprimir mas dinero????
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
quiero una de esas canastas navideñas con galletas y licor de limón
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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El inglés se hubiera salvado de muchos dolores de cabeza si simplemente hubiera dicho que el pan industrial mexicano es malo y ya
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
quien iba a saber, que la protagonista no sabe hacer equipo
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM