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the royal pancake research institute has good news for you.
A new recipe has been created!
sour dough honey pancakes!!
Originally inspired from the leftovers in my kitchen
no creo que la clases politica gringa vaya a tener alguna repercusión tbh.
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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aprendí a programar C en un pc windows 98
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I learned to program BASIC in a RadioShack TRS-80 Color Computer during my fifth grade summer.
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I made mixtapes from songs that were played on the radio.
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
a la orilla de la nada
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
si traen chipotle a mexico, igual y si jala porque van a ir por los whitexicans que comen tacos orinoco
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
odio esta ciudad, hora y media para llegar
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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all my AI apes, gone
January 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
en mi cabeza hay un vampiro irlandes bailando, ayuda
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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So why are certain abusive Egyptologists employed given that they are known to have driven out countless women from the field?
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
sinners regresó al cine
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
tantos miles de millones gastados en la proxima gran revolucion, y la gente solo necesitaba un lugar donde vivir, algo que comer y tiempo libre.
my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Jin design illustration for Cyberbots, by Kinu Nishimura.
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
vivimos en un mundo donde beber leche bronca es una postura politica
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
fuimos al centro y como no me queje tanto, me regalaron esto
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Ricardo Salinas Pliego sale un chingo en las Epstein Files pero los medios solo reportan una bola de menciones inocuas porque sus reuniones con Epstein le dice “Ricardo Salinas” y no saben usar el buscador.
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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My theory it’s that our brains can tell when something it’s just layers upon layers of narrative tropes. You can feel the chud typing “American citizens welcoming ICE agents with hot cocoa. Wholesome. Snowy USA city. Small town America, Normal Rockwell.”
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Una guillotina con ojitos tiernos diciendo "tengo hambre".
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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vibecoded web apps have such boring security bugs. "the whole database was wide open". oh. ok.

at least have some class and write some sql-injectable php. maybe a little stack buffer overflow as a treat.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Cat Buns #Caturday
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”

And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world

But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
ya salió salinas pliego en los epstein files, para sorpresa de nadie
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
and it drives awfully 😩😩😩
I finally got my hands on a Chinese EV.
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM