Garry Messick
@garrymessick.bsky.social
Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly.
(*I made that up.)
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Garry Messick
@garrymessick.bsky.social
· May 10
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Victoria Collins hosts this deep-dive investigation into mysterious corporation Terordyne, presented through a six episode first season with episodic series, shorts, and music in a darkly comedic worl...
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I’m here for two basic reasons: 1. To support the Resistance. 2. To cajole, entreat, and otherwise beseech you to check out Jon Wilkins’s and my sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Come on! You might love it! Stranger things have happened! Available wherever you get your podcasts. RSS link:
Why isn’t this being more widely reported?
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Why isn’t this being more widely reported?
From Mike’s translation of the Bible: “Blessed are they who ignore the starving multitudes whilst refraining from wringing the weasel, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
From Mike’s translation of the Bible: “Blessed are they who ignore the starving multitudes whilst refraining from wringing the weasel, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
She was recorded without her knowledge by Trump’s niece, Mary. Say what you want about that, but the fact remains that this quote is authentic, and obviously accurate to anyone outside the MAGA cult.
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
She was recorded without her knowledge by Trump’s niece, Mary. Say what you want about that, but the fact remains that this quote is authentic, and obviously accurate to anyone outside the MAGA cult.
Outrageously, Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva since she was elected 35 days ago, because hers would be the last signature needed on the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Why in the world would Trump and his minions be so against this?
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Outrageously, Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva since she was elected 35 days ago, because hers would be the last signature needed on the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Why in the world would Trump and his minions be so against this?
And Piers Morgan can fuck off, BTW.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
And Piers Morgan can fuck off, BTW.
Given the well-known, long-standing rumors that Trump is incontinent, isn’t it kind of weird that his video depicts huge streams of shit dropping from the bottom of his jet, as if pouring directly from his fat orange ass? It’s a helluva self-own, really.
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Given the well-known, long-standing rumors that Trump is incontinent, isn’t it kind of weird that his video depicts huge streams of shit dropping from the bottom of his jet, as if pouring directly from his fat orange ass? It’s a helluva self-own, really.
There was a time (i.e, before Trump) when a POTUS posting a video depicting him literally shitting on fellow Americans—even Americans who didn’t support him—would have been unthinkable, beyond scandalous. Now it happens and the major news media just yawn. That’s how much Trump has lowered the bar.
October 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
There was a time (i.e, before Trump) when a POTUS posting a video depicting him literally shitting on fellow Americans—even Americans who didn’t support him—would have been unthinkable, beyond scandalous. Now it happens and the major news media just yawn. That’s how much Trump has lowered the bar.
No Kings in Boca Raton today! Just a small portion of a very large crowd.
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No Kings in Boca Raton today! Just a small portion of a very large crowd.
For Halloween, one of the most nightmarishly eerie short stories I’ve ever read. Written by Robert Aickman, produced and narrated by yours truly. youtu.be/UzoNIh4lHWE?...
The Cicerones by Robert Aickman, narrated by Garry Messick
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October 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For Halloween, one of the most nightmarishly eerie short stories I’ve ever read. Written by Robert Aickman, produced and narrated by yours truly. youtu.be/UzoNIh4lHWE?...
It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?
If you have a few minutes, watch this. And share it.
Stop Acting Like This is Normal | The Ezra Klein Show
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September 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If you have a few minutes, watch this. And share it.
All RFK jr. interviews and Congressional testimony basically go like this…
September 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
All RFK jr. interviews and Congressional testimony basically go like this…
The fact that the WH says support for a bill requiring the release of all the DOJ Epstein files would be considered a “hostile act” against Trump is quite a giveaway, isn’t it?
September 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The fact that the WH says support for a bill requiring the release of all the DOJ Epstein files would be considered a “hostile act” against Trump is quite a giveaway, isn’t it?
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Ta-da! My new book, The Notwitches: Prison Break, is out NOW! Huge thanks to all at @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social, Dotty Sutton for her brilliant artwork and my wonderful agent @rachelpmann.bsky.social. And of course big thanks to everyone who buys it, which you can do here: garypanton.co.uk/books/
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Ta-da! My new book, The Notwitches: Prison Break, is out NOW! Huge thanks to all at @chickenhousebooks.bsky.social, Dotty Sutton for her brilliant artwork and my wonderful agent @rachelpmann.bsky.social. And of course big thanks to everyone who buys it, which you can do here: garypanton.co.uk/books/
American Doom is a sketch-comedy show I write with J. Philip Wilkins. It's weird & funny, but not always "ha ha funny" ("Making people laugh is the lowest form of humor." -Michael O'Donoghue). Regular podcasts slowly rot your brain. Why not rot your brain much more quickly with American Doom?
American Doom | Podcast on RSS.com
Victoria Collins hosts this deep-dive investigation into mysterious corporation Terordyne, presented through a six episode first season with episodic series, shorts, and music in a darkly comedic worl...
rss.com
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
American Doom is a sketch-comedy show I write with J. Philip Wilkins. It's weird & funny, but not always "ha ha funny" ("Making people laugh is the lowest form of humor." -Michael O'Donoghue). Regular podcasts slowly rot your brain. Why not rot your brain much more quickly with American Doom?
Failing to outlive Joe Biden would be the funniest way to end a presidency. Just saying.
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Failing to outlive Joe Biden would be the funniest way to end a presidency. Just saying.
