Garry Messick
@garrymessick.bsky.social
Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly.
(*I made that up.)
https://rss.com/podcasts/american-do
(*I made that up.)
https://rss.com/podcasts/american-do
Why isn’t this being more widely reported?
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Why isn’t this being more widely reported?
From Mike’s translation of the Bible: “Blessed are they who ignore the starving multitudes whilst refraining from wringing the weasel, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
From Mike’s translation of the Bible: “Blessed are they who ignore the starving multitudes whilst refraining from wringing the weasel, for the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.
She was recorded without her knowledge by Trump’s niece, Mary. Say what you want about that, but the fact remains that this quote is authentic, and obviously accurate to anyone outside the MAGA cult.
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
She was recorded without her knowledge by Trump’s niece, Mary. Say what you want about that, but the fact remains that this quote is authentic, and obviously accurate to anyone outside the MAGA cult.
Outrageously, Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva since she was elected 35 days ago, because hers would be the last signature needed on the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Why in the world would Trump and his minions be so against this?
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Outrageously, Mike Johnson has been refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva since she was elected 35 days ago, because hers would be the last signature needed on the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Why in the world would Trump and his minions be so against this?
And Piers Morgan can fuck off, BTW.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
And Piers Morgan can fuck off, BTW.
No Kings in Boca Raton today! Just a small portion of a very large crowd.
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No Kings in Boca Raton today! Just a small portion of a very large crowd.
It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s fine as long as it’s other people, right, Charlie?
Trump DOJ: As a token of our appreciation for meeting with Donald Trump’s lawyer, let’s just move you to a country club prison while you’re thinking about what sort of public statement you might eventually make, Ghislaine Maxwell!
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Trump DOJ: As a token of our appreciation for meeting with Donald Trump’s lawyer, let’s just move you to a country club prison while you’re thinking about what sort of public statement you might eventually make, Ghislaine Maxwell!
The second season of American Doom, the somewhat comedic scripted podcast that jpw@lucrativeangst.bsky.social and I write and produce is on its way, and Nicolas Cage has something to say about it.
June 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The second season of American Doom, the somewhat comedic scripted podcast that jpw@lucrativeangst.bsky.social and I write and produce is on its way, and Nicolas Cage has something to say about it.
Pics I took at the No Kings protest in West Palm Beach.
June 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Pics I took at the No Kings protest in West Palm Beach.
The orange fuckwit needs to be relentlessly mocked today. Even more than usual, I mean.
June 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The orange fuckwit needs to be relentlessly mocked today. Even more than usual, I mean.
That would be your ICE agents, moron. Yes, by all means, arrest them.
June 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That would be your ICE agents, moron. Yes, by all means, arrest them.
Sexual assault charges dropping in 3… 2… 1…
May 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sexual assault charges dropping in 3… 2… 1…
