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I’m always saying this
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
July 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m always saying this
Just thinking about Gandalf when he owned that Ballsack
May 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just thinking about Gandalf when he owned that Ballsack
Someone notify the Moomins, a new pope has been selected.
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Someone notify the Moomins, a new pope has been selected.
The new Wendy’s Blue Cheese burger is eating into my bottom line. No one will buy my Smurf Cow* cheese anymore!
February 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The new Wendy’s Blue Cheese burger is eating into my bottom line. No one will buy my Smurf Cow* cheese anymore!
Today’s affirmations:
I can and I will get the magics of the smurfs. I am worthy and deserving of love.
I can and I will get the magics of the smurfs. I am worthy and deserving of love.
February 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Today’s affirmations:
I can and I will get the magics of the smurfs. I am worthy and deserving of love.
I can and I will get the magics of the smurfs. I am worthy and deserving of love.
I still can’t believe I made Smurfette.
February 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I still can’t believe I made Smurfette.
I have it on good authority that smurfette has received my Valentine’s Day bouquet and Whitman sampler.
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February 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have it on good authority that smurfette has received my Valentine’s Day bouquet and Whitman sampler.
💞
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I am having shivers and chills. I think the Smurfs have developed Ice Magics.
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am having shivers and chills. I think the Smurfs have developed Ice Magics.
Amazon just delivered my blue acrylic paint and white pants. Now how do I figure out this shrink ray
February 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Amazon just delivered my blue acrylic paint and white pants. Now how do I figure out this shrink ray
I found a Keebler Elf!
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I found a Keebler Elf!
I forgot to feed Azrael!
My Chewy order hasn’t arrived yet!
Someone watch the smurfs!
My Chewy order hasn’t arrived yet!
Someone watch the smurfs!
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I forgot to feed Azrael!
My Chewy order hasn’t arrived yet!
Someone watch the smurfs!
My Chewy order hasn’t arrived yet!
Someone watch the smurfs!
Snorks
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Smurfs
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Smurfs
February 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Snorks
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Smurfs
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Smurfs
Those pesky Smurfs are always after my Industrial Chemicals™️
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Those pesky Smurfs are always after my Industrial Chemicals™️
I got Smurfs in low places think I’ll smurf on down to the oasis
January 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I got Smurfs in low places think I’ll smurf on down to the oasis