Gare
@garblin.bsky.social
I’m here to scream and build a gundam
I have Thanksgiving with my best friend’s family, but my dad went to prison this year so now I want to get my family back together so we can dunk on him
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I have Thanksgiving with my best friend’s family, but my dad went to prison this year so now I want to get my family back together so we can dunk on him
Applying for jobs as a former teacher on LinkedIn is like “hey you have great skills for lots of jobs!! Have you tried teaching?”
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Applying for jobs as a former teacher on LinkedIn is like “hey you have great skills for lots of jobs!! Have you tried teaching?”
Last minute Greg costume because I was too anxious and depressed all month to make it sooner lmao. Should be ready by 11 for the bars
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Last minute Greg costume because I was too anxious and depressed all month to make it sooner lmao. Should be ready by 11 for the bars
October is a big trauma anniversary for me now. The panic attacks and the hangover from them ruin Halloween. I used to truly love this time of year and now it just makes me miserable and weird
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
October is a big trauma anniversary for me now. The panic attacks and the hangover from them ruin Halloween. I used to truly love this time of year and now it just makes me miserable and weird
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Giving you a brief break from doomscrolling to show you Milkshake passed out after bravely surviving a smoke detector malfunction
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Giving you a brief break from doomscrolling to show you Milkshake passed out after bravely surviving a smoke detector malfunction
Lex Lugor could probably paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel well enough, but ain’t no way Michelangelo is making the beat to “Hard in da Paint”
Scaffolding carried. Buon fresco merchant
Scaffolding carried. Buon fresco merchant
September 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lex Lugor could probably paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel well enough, but ain’t no way Michelangelo is making the beat to “Hard in da Paint”
Scaffolding carried. Buon fresco merchant
Scaffolding carried. Buon fresco merchant
My Queen
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My Queen
I think you should simply lead a better life if you’re worried about people celebrating your death
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think you should simply lead a better life if you’re worried about people celebrating your death
Immediately had to put her in jail for attacking me when I tried to get work done
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Immediately had to put her in jail for attacking me when I tried to get work done
The Eagles have released the Sam Raimi goblin serum
August 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Eagles have released the Sam Raimi goblin serum
I miss Meatball from the Philadelphia Zoo
August 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I miss Meatball from the Philadelphia Zoo
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we have to kill the computer
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
we have to kill the computer
Being a music teacher for so long gave me no time to create. I started making music again and it feels like trying to walk when your legs are asleep
July 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Being a music teacher for so long gave me no time to create. I started making music again and it feels like trying to walk when your legs are asleep
About to be unemployed for the first time in 10 years. I’ve been told I’m not allowed to start a podcast, but I haven’t been told that I can’t wear a balaclava and sit on my stoop
July 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
About to be unemployed for the first time in 10 years. I’ve been told I’m not allowed to start a podcast, but I haven’t been told that I can’t wear a balaclava and sit on my stoop
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Rate my new podcast mic
June 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rate my new podcast mic
Anyone mind if I go birds
May 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anyone mind if I go birds
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
She likes the new house now
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
She likes the new house now
Sabrina Carpenter is proof that if someone from Bucks County works hard enough, they can become a Fortnite skin
April 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is proof that if someone from Bucks County works hard enough, they can become a Fortnite skin
She’s ready for musical pit band season 💜💜💜
April 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
She’s ready for musical pit band season 💜💜💜