Hirst 𝟜𝕎𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔
@garagehirst.bsky.social
UK collector of cars (and junk)
イギリスの車のコレクター（およびがらくた）
主に「フルノーマル」HP10プリメーラを運転
イギリスの車のコレクター（およびがらくた）
主に「フルノーマル」HP10プリメーラを運転
My breakfast is as weird as it is faintly depressing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My breakfast is as weird as it is faintly depressing.
Found the only creative thing I ever made during Covid (the rest was just me gradually losing my marbles and aging myself several decades).
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Found the only creative thing I ever made during Covid (the rest was just me gradually losing my marbles and aging myself several decades).
My favourite Celebrity Jungle moment was in 2018 when Ant McPartlin recklessly crashed his car into two other vehicles whilst over double the drink-drive limit and the media desperately scrambled to frame it as a sad mental health issue rather than the actions of a completely selfish cunt.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My favourite Celebrity Jungle moment was in 2018 when Ant McPartlin recklessly crashed his car into two other vehicles whilst over double the drink-drive limit and the media desperately scrambled to frame it as a sad mental health issue rather than the actions of a completely selfish cunt.
What is it with super-rich men and hanging around on Epstein’s island? If I had a fortune and was asked if I wanted to go to some island and sleep with teenagers, I’d just say “no” and then go back to doing big jumps in my gold-plated monster truck. Where’s their imagination?
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
What is it with super-rich men and hanging around on Epstein’s island? If I had a fortune and was asked if I wanted to go to some island and sleep with teenagers, I’d just say “no” and then go back to doing big jumps in my gold-plated monster truck. Where’s their imagination?
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All the stars are here!
Gran Turismo 2 Beige Edition: First 120 cars
YouTube video by HWTsuchiyaNathan
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November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
All the stars are here!
One day in the future they will release the Hirst Emails and it’ll just be a load of newsletters and promo offers from a dozen online tyre shops because I just use whoever sells it cheapest on that day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
One day in the future they will release the Hirst Emails and it’ll just be a load of newsletters and promo offers from a dozen online tyre shops because I just use whoever sells it cheapest on that day.
Saw a weird car crash yesterday, Audi A3 pulled out of a junction without looking and got T-boned around 30mph by a Benz C-Class. A3 planted into a wall full throttle and was doing a huge burnout against it. Presume auto box. Weird how it didn’t seem to cut the fuel? Impact was heavy enough.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Saw a weird car crash yesterday, Audi A3 pulled out of a junction without looking and got T-boned around 30mph by a Benz C-Class. A3 planted into a wall full throttle and was doing a huge burnout against it. Presume auto box. Weird how it didn’t seem to cut the fuel? Impact was heavy enough.
One day I’d love for an operating system to ask me “Do you like it when you turn the computer on and we’ve changed the UI and layout without telling you?”
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
One day I’d love for an operating system to ask me “Do you like it when you turn the computer on and we’ve changed the UI and layout without telling you?”
Poundland restock to make Wednesday more interesting.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Poundland restock to make Wednesday more interesting.
Renewed my car insurance at a different company again to keep the same price, so now my annual call to the existing company to cancel. I always tell them I’m leaving the UK forever, just to spare the “no don’t go” bullshit.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Renewed my car insurance at a different company again to keep the same price, so now my annual call to the existing company to cancel. I always tell them I’m leaving the UK forever, just to spare the “no don’t go” bullshit.
That New York thing is interesting, I’d more-or-less written off ever going to America again in my lifetime but maybe there’s some slim chance?
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
That New York thing is interesting, I’d more-or-less written off ever going to America again in my lifetime but maybe there’s some slim chance?
The John Lewis Christmas ad feels like the lead up to a Public Information Film about drink-driving and/or cot death.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The John Lewis Christmas ad feels like the lead up to a Public Information Film about drink-driving and/or cot death.
Always liked the bit in Ghostbusters where the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man became somewhat more manageable in size and got a couple of nipple rings.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Always liked the bit in Ghostbusters where the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man became somewhat more manageable in size and got a couple of nipple rings.
I find when the clocks change I become very withdrawn and insular, partially because a lot of things I enjoy doing are off the table but also because it’s just kind of bleak and depressing.
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I find when the clocks change I become very withdrawn and insular, partially because a lot of things I enjoy doing are off the table but also because it’s just kind of bleak and depressing.
I was on Google and the bottom of the page said “Applying AI towards science and the environment” and clicked it out of curiosity and it returned a can’t reach this page error message. I suppose that sums it up.
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I was on Google and the bottom of the page said “Applying AI towards science and the environment” and clicked it out of curiosity and it returned a can’t reach this page error message. I suppose that sums it up.
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Car park has changed to a system that implies I can pick different cars, like an arcade racing game. Select Your Car!
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Car park has changed to a system that implies I can pick different cars, like an arcade racing game. Select Your Car!
People who use this browser should be given their own special Internet to use where nobody else sees them.
The browser will be immediately available on MacOS and come to Windows, iOS, and Android soon.
OpenAI Launches Its Own Web Browser—ChatGPT Atlas—As Alphabet Shares Fall
The browser will be immediately available on MacOS and come to Windows, iOS, and Android soon.
www.forbes.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
People who use this browser should be given their own special Internet to use where nobody else sees them.
I know the NHS is flawed, but I’m currently sat here after having a broken tooth built back up, a round of antibiotics, a lengthy wisdom tooth extraction, a diagnosis for neck pain and now working my way through a nice big box of codeine for under £50 total.
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I know the NHS is flawed, but I’m currently sat here after having a broken tooth built back up, a round of antibiotics, a lengthy wisdom tooth extraction, a diagnosis for neck pain and now working my way through a nice big box of codeine for under £50 total.
Generative AI features is like a disgusting-tasting sauce being added to every meal no matter how many times you ask for them to stop putting it on. I want a button I can click that says “opt out” or “just fuck off already”.
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Generative AI features is like a disgusting-tasting sauce being added to every meal no matter how many times you ask for them to stop putting it on. I want a button I can click that says “opt out” or “just fuck off already”.
My concern with schemes like these is where they pull the data. Pretty sure every car I own doesn’t have a kerb weight on the V5C. My employer couldn’t figure out what to do with my 1998 156 V6 having no CO2 figure and eventually rated it zero emissions in desperation. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cardiff set to impose SUV parking premium after council approval - BBC News
Owners of large cars such as SUVs would be charged more to encourage switching to smaller vehicles.
www.bbc.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My concern with schemes like these is where they pull the data. Pretty sure every car I own doesn’t have a kerb weight on the V5C. My employer couldn’t figure out what to do with my 1998 156 V6 having no CO2 figure and eventually rated it zero emissions in desperation. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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a warm Bluesky welcome to all the people we'd rather stayed on Twitter
November 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
a warm Bluesky welcome to all the people we'd rather stayed on Twitter
Can’t have usable straws at the burger place to help the environment, but we must now sacrifice the environment for data centres so some guys can have a computer create low-rate mucky books.
OpenAI says it will soon roll back some of ChatGPT's safeguards, and even allow the chatbot to engage in erotica for adult users.
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for adult users | TechCrunch
OpenAI says it will soon roll back some of ChatGPT's safeguards, and even allow the chatbot to engage in erotica for adult users.
techcrunch.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can’t have usable straws at the burger place to help the environment, but we must now sacrifice the environment for data centres so some guys can have a computer create low-rate mucky books.
Marea Weekend! Ambassador! Pride! All the gang are here!
Finally, a chance to drive a virtual Vauxhall Sintra. youtu.be/IzPunGJay8g?...
Gran Turismo 2 Beige Edition: Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by HWTsuchiyaNathan
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Marea Weekend! Ambassador! Pride! All the gang are here!
Upgrading my best celebrity encounter from “looked in the back of Keith Harris’ car to see a box maybe containing Orville” to “regularly park my car directly overlooking the prison where Ian Watkins got stabbed”.
October 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Upgrading my best celebrity encounter from “looked in the back of Keith Harris’ car to see a box maybe containing Orville” to “regularly park my car directly overlooking the prison where Ian Watkins got stabbed”.