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Maslow's hierarchy of nerds. Stoichiometric tensor. Arnold Schwarzschildradius. Carol Channing Tatum. Mickey Rooney & Cheese.
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Overestimating people makes me happy: one must imagine Sisyphus smart.
The reason I'm cynical: Santa only gives coal to the naughty children and the climate keeps getting worse.
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The reason I'm cynical: Santa only gives coal to the naughty children and the climate keeps getting worse.
"We in this fraternity of assassins share a common hatred for all poetry on Earth. I hereby present as our next appointed target: the Romantic William Wordsworth!"
—Opening scene of the new Dead Poet's Society reboot, rated R
—Opening scene of the new Dead Poet's Society reboot, rated R
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"We in this fraternity of assassins share a common hatred for all poetry on Earth. I hereby present as our next appointed target: the Romantic William Wordsworth!"
—Opening scene of the new Dead Poet's Society reboot, rated R
—Opening scene of the new Dead Poet's Society reboot, rated R
If you're buying sneakers on credit don't forget to pay your
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you're buying sneakers on credit don't forget to pay your
Vegetarian/vegan protagonists took longer to permeate pop culture because storytelling requires stakes.
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Vegetarian/vegan protagonists took longer to permeate pop culture because storytelling requires stakes.
In my timeline instead of Moynihan, Samberg, and Timberlake doing Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" on SNL, Tim Robinson did her "Formation" and switched the line to: "I've got hotdogs in my bag". 🌭👜
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
In my timeline instead of Moynihan, Samberg, and Timberlake doing Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" on SNL, Tim Robinson did her "Formation" and switched the line to: "I've got hotdogs in my bag". 🌭👜
People who believe in anthropogenic climate change are living in an eco chamber.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
People who believe in anthropogenic climate change are living in an eco chamber.
Suddenly realized Stonehenge just happens to be a circle made out of several π symbols.
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Suddenly realized Stonehenge just happens to be a circle made out of several π symbols.
Google docs? More like: go ogle dicks.
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Google docs? More like: go ogle dicks.
The Chair Company is better than LOST.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Chair Company is better than LOST.
I really think nobody ever dies of autoerotic asphyxiation. I think they hang themselves in the nude and then the coroner just has a little fun with it. —Dalton Wilcox
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I really think nobody ever dies of autoerotic asphyxiation. I think they hang themselves in the nude and then the coroner just has a little fun with it. —Dalton Wilcox
Whenever a new doctor asks me if I use any drugs I report that I only inject vape juice.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Whenever a new doctor asks me if I use any drugs I report that I only inject vape juice.
Today is the 56th anniversary of the day the pigs killed Chairman Fred. RIP to a real one. 🤜🔌
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Today is the 56th anniversary of the day the pigs killed Chairman Fred. RIP to a real one. 🤜🔌
I'm reminded of the case of Phineas Gage who while cruising down I-80 was rear-ended and his metal beverage straw went straight through the center of his skull.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm reminded of the case of Phineas Gage who while cruising down I-80 was rear-ended and his metal beverage straw went straight through the center of his skull.
Reboot pitch: The Golden Girls with stunt casting of Lauren Graham, Melissa McCarthy, Alexis Bledel, and Kelly Bishop. They wouldn't need to reference Gilmore Girls but their chemistry would involve it nevertheless.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reboot pitch: The Golden Girls with stunt casting of Lauren Graham, Melissa McCarthy, Alexis Bledel, and Kelly Bishop. They wouldn't need to reference Gilmore Girls but their chemistry would involve it nevertheless.
Back when I burned down the Mercury Theatre the media nicknamed me Arson Welles.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Back when I burned down the Mercury Theatre the media nicknamed me Arson Welles.
After-dinner snacks on the central kitchen counter will be served on the desserted island.
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
After-dinner snacks on the central kitchen counter will be served on the desserted island.
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
Back at college my boxing name was City Hall.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Back at college my boxing name was City Hall.
Ice Cube has compromised his artistic integrity so much that he's doing commercials *for* Vaseline now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ice Cube has compromised his artistic integrity so much that he's doing commercials *for* Vaseline now.
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
—Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
Things went sideways real fast.
—Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
—Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
Things went sideways real fast.
—Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
Cock fighting is to bare-fisted fighting as duck fighting is to boxing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Cock fighting is to bare-fisted fighting as duck fighting is to boxing.
The fan edits of all of James Cameron's Avatar franchise down to a single condensed, watchable movie should be called Pandora Express.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The fan edits of all of James Cameron's Avatar franchise down to a single condensed, watchable movie should be called Pandora Express.
Idea pitch: remote controlled bumper cars. You work the controller while your buddy rides in the cart.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Idea pitch: remote controlled bumper cars. You work the controller while your buddy rides in the cart.
Andy Serkis’ brother is also a strong actor. His name?: Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey.
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Andy Serkis’ brother is also a strong actor. His name?: Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey.