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Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up...

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A Poor Choice of Words, A Gammy Legged Tortoise and a Former Prime Minister of the UK's Birthplace. Here's Taz's profanity laden autopsy of the U's latest flutter with downright calamity at Farnham in the FA Cup.... #suttonunited
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After last week’s match at Braintree, one that you may recall that we actually bothered to cover on here, our new Manager Chris Agutter said in his post match interview “That’s the worst you’ll see wh...
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Photos from @suttonunited's 2-2 draw at Morecambe:

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November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Gotta be ok with a point coming from 2 down away from home. Edged up to the last relegation place too. Slowly but surely...
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Photos from Sutton United's 2-1 win against Eastleigh:

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November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Shrewsbury tie on the goggle box and 60k banked for the privilege. Nice. #suttonunited
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News: Shrewsbury Clash To Be Televised - Sutton United Football Club
Sutton’s Emirates FA Cup Second Round tie with Shrewsbury Town […]
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November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Palmed off the ST tonight as had plans (cheera DAZN ya streaming twats). "What do you want for it?". Current demand for that 15th home win in 62 is 14 pints.

Open to negotiatons of course...
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Eastleigh List is henceforth extended to include home games against those south coast dicks... 😍
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fifteenhomewinsinsixtytwofrenzywooooo!
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Two league wins? Two? Wow. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One for the old school. On the bench for Qarabag tonight. Looks like a certain postman spent some time in Brazil? 😂
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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How many could we of had…..? Mike has the numbers…… with apologies 😂

Join us as we dive into the FA Cup win!

Listen to the episode & tell us what you thought of the game! 👇

🔗 https://episode.suttonpodcast.com/251102

#SuttonUnited #ForeverAmber #AmberArmy #FACup #InItTogether #SuttonPodcast
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Welcome to GGL Jake! Seems like the sort of experienced head we said we needed back in early October. Of last fucking season. Still, better late than never eh? 😆 #suttonunited www.suttonunited.net/official-jak...
Official: Jake Taylor Joins from Eastleigh - Sutton United Football Club
Sutton United Football Club are delighted to confirm the signing […]
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November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Big thanks to those streaming wankers DAZN for moving another midweek game to pad out their shit this week for the benefit of about 3 people. Other plans, another game missed. We've had more arse ache from re-arranged games for broadcast this season than in 5 years with BT Sport.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Shrewsbury at GGL in Round 2. Not bad, they're having almost as shocking a season as us! 😆 #suttonunited
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Another great win for the lasses. Pretty sure Dartford had won every game this season so far. Great job!!
Photos from @suttonunitedwomen.bsky.social's 1-0 win against Dartford:

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November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Photos from Sutton United's 2-1 FA Cup first round win against AFC Telford United:

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November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Another one for @lostfootballs.bsky.social on this morning's walk...
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Some shocks today. Gateshead doing the Wombles, Borehamwood knocking out Crawley and us winning... 😆
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
2-1 FT. Thank god for that. #suttonunited
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Another chance! Long ball, goes over Brandon, Nadesan in, shot and great save keeps low to his left.
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
4 added. Fucking come on you bastards!!!
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sub. Simper off. Phipps on. Time. Just added to go...
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Long ball, Brandon in, cuts ax, backheels for Jennings. No.3 off the line!
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Simper takes fk short. Shot from 20, just over.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sub. Ogbonna off. Boutin on. 20 left.
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM