Gandermonium
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Seasonal Indecision - Gandermonium
Yeah yeah. I hear you. “Southend? That was Tuesday mate. Today’s Friday! What time do you call this??”. I’ll level with you folks, I wasn’t gonna do this. Couldn’t be arsed. Mainly as having got into ...
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Easy access to Quality Street, a Crutched Friar and C2C's Lost Property Hotline. Taz wasn't going to do anything for Southend away, but we badgered him into it after Scunthorpe was frozen off. You can thank us later.
1-1 FT. Bonus point. Take that, but seriously....
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
1-1 FT. Bonus point. Take that, but seriously....
Ogbonna boxes it, they don't clear, drops in box and Harris forces it in! 1-1!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Ogbonna boxes it, they don't clear, drops in box and Harris forces it in! 1-1!!
FUCKING YEEEEESSSSSS!!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
FUCKING YEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Fucks sake. Eze shot, blocked, comes to Simper bends one off the bar from 20! Can't force in the loose. COME ON!
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Fucks sake. Eze shot, blocked, comes to Simper bends one off the bar from 20! Can't force in the loose. COME ON!
10 to go. We've done zero this half. Nowt.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
10 to go. We've done zero this half. Nowt.
Sub. Muller off. Rodari on. We've done precisely fuck all since the restart. Walking pace.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Sub. Muller off. Rodari on. We've done precisely fuck all since the restart. Walking pace.
Sub. Bell off. Harris on. Just before the hour...
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Sub. Bell off. Harris on. Just before the hour...
Standard start to 2nd 45 for us. Give it away, worked wide, cross and lad nods a free header over. 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Standard start to 2nd 45 for us. Give it away, worked wide, cross and lad nods a free header over. 🙄
HT sub for us. Tripp off. Eze on. C'mon lads!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
HT sub for us. Tripp off. Eze on. C'mon lads!!
Tope Fadahunsi scores against Carshalton you say? Good lad.
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Tope Fadahunsi scores against Carshalton you say? Good lad.
0-1 HT. Stupid pen, as per. But apart from that, not bad. Them having 10 2nd 45 is an opportunity. Need a point from this now at least...
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
0-1 HT. Stupid pen, as per. But apart from that, not bad. Them having 10 2nd 45 is an opportunity. Need a point from this now at least...
Good low hit Muller, keeps scrambling, fraction wide!
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Good low hit Muller, keeps scrambling, fraction wide!
Hahaha! Literally 2mins after trying to injure an oppo, their45 handballs so obviously to control ball and round Sims to score that the ref has no option. 2nd yellow and off! Karma you cunt.
Fucking hell. Their 45 gets fouled Bes. No argument. Ref gives nowt, then as we clear the bloke makes a miraculous recovery and runs back on to absolutely smash Jennings. Only a yellow! Coward ref.
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Hahaha! Literally 2mins after trying to injure an oppo, their45 handballs so obviously to control ball and round Sims to score that the ref has no option. 2nd yellow and off! Karma you cunt.
Fucking hell. Their 45 gets fouled Bes. No argument. Ref gives nowt, then as we clear the bloke makes a miraculous recovery and runs back on to absolutely smash Jennings. Only a yellow! Coward ref.
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Fucking hell. Their 45 gets fouled Bes. No argument. Ref gives nowt, then as we clear the bloke makes a miraculous recovery and runs back on to absolutely smash Jennings. Only a yellow! Coward ref.
We might be an alright side if we didn't gift sides a goal.almost every week...
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
We might be an alright side if we didn't gift sides a goal.almost every week...
Fucks sake. Decent little contest, then their lad gets beyond Tripp who lives up to his name to concede our 26483th penalty of the season. Converted. 0-1.
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Fucks sake. Decent little contest, then their lad gets beyond Tripp who lives up to his name to concede our 26483th penalty of the season. Converted. 0-1.
Nice little burst in behind from Bell. Low ax, Simper hits his shot into the ground and straight at keeps...
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Nice little burst in behind from Bell. Low ax, Simper hits his shot into the ground and straight at keeps...
How is this 9 years ago already? Sheesh. Still, what a night that was. Ridiculous limbs in the away end and then all back to the club for a massive lock in 😂
#suttonunited
#suttonunited
What's the Story, Tobermory? - Gandermonium
Never been a fan of the Wombles, and truth be told never likely to be. Snouty-nosed fuckers scabbing off the jobs of street cleaners and bin-men. Getting themselves all busy in shit that doesn’t conc...
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January 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
How is this 9 years ago already? Sheesh. Still, what a night that was. Ridiculous limbs in the away end and then all back to the club for a massive lock in 😂
#suttonunited
#suttonunited
Defensive cover in for tomorrow, Callum Tripp in on loan from MK for the rest of the season. Vaz and Boateng (remember him?) out to Hampton for the same. So that's them gone... #suttonunited
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Defensive cover in for tomorrow, Callum Tripp in on loan from MK for the rest of the season. Vaz and Boateng (remember him?) out to Hampton for the same. So that's them gone... #suttonunited
Childishly petty. Rate it.
Many of the comments on articles about Wrexham on The Athletic are complaining about how many articles about Wrexham there are. I click on all of them to try and keep them writing Wrexham articles just to annoy those who are annoyed.
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Childishly petty. Rate it.
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New for @josimarfootball.bsky.social. And depressing. Correspondence between the Premier League and the British government suggests that elite English football clubs will be allowed to pursue commercial relationships with illegal betting operators in the future.
josimarfootball.com/2026/01/13/s...
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Same old, same old - josimarfootball.com
Correspondence between the Premier League and the British government suggests that, contrary to expectations, elite English football clubs will be allowed to pursue commercial relationships with illeg...
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January 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
New for @josimarfootball.bsky.social. And depressing. Correspondence between the Premier League and the British government suggests that elite English football clubs will be allowed to pursue commercial relationships with illegal betting operators in the future.
josimarfootball.com/2026/01/13/s...
josimarfootball.com/2026/01/13/s...
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Photos from Sutton United's match against York City:
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January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Photos from Sutton United's match against York City:
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We feel seen... 😆
“My then girlfriend now wife was prompted by a frosty winter to query why a postponed match led to a later and more inebriated return on my part.”
Steve Jinman on the lost art of making the most of a late postponement: https://bit.ly/3Z253DZ
Steve Jinman on the lost art of making the most of a late postponement: https://bit.ly/3Z253DZ
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
We feel seen... 😆
1-2 FT. Another 45 min performance. Good first half, anon 2nd.
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
1-2 FT. Another 45 min performance. Good first half, anon 2nd.