Cat, probably
@gandercat.bsky.social
Library clerk. Union member. Lesbian wife guy.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
It's not a project until you've made a spreadsheet.
My wife, giggling, post spitting on me: "is it misogynist to spit on your wife?"
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My wife, giggling, post spitting on me: "is it misogynist to spit on your wife?"
DONT DATE GIRLS SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES AND EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
DONT DATE GIRLS SHE WILL STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES AND EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE
The despair is winning today lads
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The despair is winning today lads
I feel like you can tell exactly How im doing based on what kind of musical opinions i have
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I feel like you can tell exactly How im doing based on what kind of musical opinions i have
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
like,, chumbawumba was hella underrated and timebomb fucking slaps
Printing knitting patterns at work to feel aluve
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Printing knitting patterns at work to feel aluve
30m to close and I have finally completed my Civic Duty*
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
30m to close and I have finally completed my Civic Duty*
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
*pooping at work while employed by a government institution
LIATEN ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE STRONG ONE I KNOW WERE BOTH TRAUMATIZED LESBIANS BUT WE CANT BOTH BE CRYING TOO HARD FROM FEELING AT PEACW JUST FROM THE LOTR EXTENDED EDITION MENU ONE OF US HAS TO HIT PLAY
October 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
LIATEN ONE OF US HAS TO BE THE STRONG ONE I KNOW WERE BOTH TRAUMATIZED LESBIANS BUT WE CANT BOTH BE CRYING TOO HARD FROM FEELING AT PEACW JUST FROM THE LOTR EXTENDED EDITION MENU ONE OF US HAS TO HIT PLAY
I keep forgetting I have this account lol
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I keep forgetting I have this account lol
Currently, my main problem is that my wife is a White Girl*
*likes pumpkin spice
*likes pumpkin spice
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Currently, my main problem is that my wife is a White Girl*
*likes pumpkin spice
*likes pumpkin spice
wife: "babe. put it away. no premarital ankle showing."
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wife: "babe. put it away. no premarital ankle showing."
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
me: ???
me: "we're married???"
wife: "alright carry on"
me *goes back to rolling up my cargo pants*
Giving into temptation at the Salvation Army and buying the thigh high wh*re boots
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Giving into temptation at the Salvation Army and buying the thigh high wh*re boots
ALSO MAKE OUT
a WIFE is a WOMAN who is IN YOUR House and TOO SILLY and GIGGLING TOO MUCH because SHE IS DOONSILLY and HOW OS YOU SO SILLGY and sometimes she KISS
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ALSO MAKE OUT
a WIFE is a WOMAN who is IN YOUR House and TOO SILLY and GIGGLING TOO MUCH because SHE IS DOONSILLY and HOW OS YOU SO SILLGY and sometimes she KISS
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
a WIFE is a WOMAN who is IN YOUR House and TOO SILLY and GIGGLING TOO MUCH because SHE IS DOONSILLY and HOW OS YOU SO SILLGY and sometimes she KISS
I can't wait for someone to ask what the fuck I'm on bc I'm so fucking hype and energetic and then .e having to explain I'm not I foegot to refill my adderal
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I can't wait for someone to ask what the fuck I'm on bc I'm so fucking hype and energetic and then .e having to explain I'm not I foegot to refill my adderal
I NEED MY WIFE TO STOP BEING SO PRETTY I NEED TO MAKE MONEY FOR HER NOT JUST KISS HER
September 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I NEED MY WIFE TO STOP BEING SO PRETTY I NEED TO MAKE MONEY FOR HER NOT JUST KISS HER
If I walk into the mall and *don't* walk out with a lil crane machine plushie for my wife, call an ambulance bc something's fuckin wrong with me
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If I walk into the mall and *don't* walk out with a lil crane machine plushie for my wife, call an ambulance bc something's fuckin wrong with me
I think I need to stop reading Spare. Not to sound pompous, but some lines are almost a little too relatable
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I think I need to stop reading Spare. Not to sound pompous, but some lines are almost a little too relatable
Not to be essentialist, but boys are boys and girls are girls. I made a joke about my wife making me a sandwich and she was so happy and immediately started asking what kind of sandwiches I would like and if I wanted them in my bento boxes. All the trans guys I've hung out with just eat raw noodles
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not to be essentialist, but boys are boys and girls are girls. I made a joke about my wife making me a sandwich and she was so happy and immediately started asking what kind of sandwiches I would like and if I wanted them in my bento boxes. All the trans guys I've hung out with just eat raw noodles
Someone tell me to not buy a personal dosimeter
September 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Someone tell me to not buy a personal dosimeter
Reposted by Cat, probably
Hell yeah ✊🌹
September 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hell yeah ✊🌹
I'm starting Schulman's Ties That Bind. I'm not even past the intro and I'm annotating everything jfc
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm starting Schulman's Ties That Bind. I'm not even past the intro and I'm annotating everything jfc
my wife: F is for fraud and white collar crime~ U is for user terms of service~ N is for non disclosure agreement~ RIGHT HERE IN THE U-S-A
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my wife: F is for fraud and white collar crime~ U is for user terms of service~ N is for non disclosure agreement~ RIGHT HERE IN THE U-S-A
not to be having Complicated Feelings About A Parent on main, but stating that a woman could never do a good cover of a particular song bc "a woman could never do it justice" bc it's about loving a girl (and losing her)
thats homophobia, isn't it?
thats homophobia, isn't it?
August 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
not to be having Complicated Feelings About A Parent on main, but stating that a woman could never do a good cover of a particular song bc "a woman could never do it justice" bc it's about loving a girl (and losing her)
thats homophobia, isn't it?
thats homophobia, isn't it?
why would someone is wny put a german battle flag sticker on something
August 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
why would someone is wny put a german battle flag sticker on something
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"If both your brothers got tested as children and got the support *they* needed, you *deserve* to pay out of pocket as an adult to learn about the complex, lifelong impact of academic and medical neglect!"
August 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Today's Breakdown is Brought To You by AuDHD.
"If both your brothers got tested as children and got the support *they* needed, you *deserve* to pay out of pocket as an adult to learn about the complex, lifelong impact of academic and medical neglect!"
"If both your brothers got tested as children and got the support *they* needed, you *deserve* to pay out of pocket as an adult to learn about the complex, lifelong impact of academic and medical neglect!"