Lucy Gooseh
@galeficent.bsky.social
Speaking of booking tables…I need to see what’s poppin for Galentine’s
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Speaking of booking tables…I need to see what’s poppin for Galentine’s
Dolly! 😍😍😍
Happy 80th Birthday Dolly Parton! Explore her musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/DPartonHBD
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Dolly! 😍😍😍
I’m trying to book a table & the ppl I want to go with won’t wake their asses up & confirm a locale or time 🤦🏾♀️
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I’m trying to book a table & the ppl I want to go with won’t wake their asses up & confirm a locale or time 🤦🏾♀️
Ditto. I heard that alarm & thought I had to go to work 😩
I forgot to turn my alarm off 😐
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Ditto. I heard that alarm & thought I had to go to work 😩
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January 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Just remembered I don’t have to get up for work tomorrow 🙌🏽
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Just remembered I don’t have to get up for work tomorrow 🙌🏽
Speaking of shoes, I just remembered I still have money on my StockX acct
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Speaking of shoes, I just remembered I still have money on my StockX acct
The good Lord knows I’m a slut for shoes
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The good Lord knows I’m a slut for shoes
I feel like such a cutie patootie when I wear curly hair 🤗
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I feel like such a cutie patootie when I wear curly hair 🤗
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“I wasn’t sleep”
Listen, talk until we fall asleep on the phone together.
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
“I wasn’t sleep”
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You know how rare it is to find somebody you wanna keep talking to???
You wanna find out more about?
You wanna tell things to?
Talk me down before you walk me down! 🙂↕️
You wanna find out more about?
You wanna tell things to?
Talk me down before you walk me down! 🙂↕️
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
You know how rare it is to find somebody you wanna keep talking to???
You wanna find out more about?
You wanna tell things to?
Talk me down before you walk me down! 🙂↕️
You wanna find out more about?
You wanna tell things to?
Talk me down before you walk me down! 🙂↕️
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Making that phone hot >>> rest
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Making that phone hot >>> rest
I was outside for hours today. Finally in bed, watching my programs, tearing this Jamaican food up
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I was outside for hours today. Finally in bed, watching my programs, tearing this Jamaican food up
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If you're a geriatric millenial you're probably older than MLK Jr was when he died. He was 39
No one ever talks about how young he was when he was murdered.
No one ever talks about how young he was when he was murdered.
January 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
If you're a geriatric millenial you're probably older than MLK Jr was when he died. He was 39
No one ever talks about how young he was when he was murdered.
No one ever talks about how young he was when he was murdered.
Whenever I plan to abstain from sex, my psyche starts ramping up the dirty thoughts
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Whenever I plan to abstain from sex, my psyche starts ramping up the dirty thoughts
The other night I had a dream that I was at a fancy party and Shawn Stockman walked in, grabbed me, laid me straight back on a dining chair, & slobbed me down
Turns out, (in my dream) we were dating & he was like, the best boyfriend ever
I have been thinking abt that kiss for days
Turns out, (in my dream) we were dating & he was like, the best boyfriend ever
I have been thinking abt that kiss for days
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The other night I had a dream that I was at a fancy party and Shawn Stockman walked in, grabbed me, laid me straight back on a dining chair, & slobbed me down
Turns out, (in my dream) we were dating & he was like, the best boyfriend ever
I have been thinking abt that kiss for days
Turns out, (in my dream) we were dating & he was like, the best boyfriend ever
I have been thinking abt that kiss for days
My face has been going haywire. Working like crazy & slacking on my skincare is wearing me out
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My face has been going haywire. Working like crazy & slacking on my skincare is wearing me out
The entire video (including the song choice), particularly the dousing w/ the sauces, screams developmental delay
I love my plant-based people but I wish the fuck I would bite into a piece of fried catfish and it turns out to be some damn grits
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The entire video (including the song choice), particularly the dousing w/ the sauces, screams developmental delay
My bed is calling my name
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My bed is calling my name
I am not a fan of guns…but I’m really turned on when a man is adept at using one
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I am not a fan of guns…but I’m really turned on when a man is adept at using one
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Knowing that he carries and can properly use a 🔫
What's a NON-sexual kink you have?
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Knowing that he carries and can properly use a 🔫
Triceratops cause I’m a real nigga
What’s y’all’s favorite dinosaur?
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Triceratops cause I’m a real nigga
Also, I don’t like how quickly this day is going by
fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair
ALT: fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair
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January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Also, I don’t like how quickly this day is going by
I’ve just decided that if I don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, I’m going to remain celibate for the remainder of 2026
a man in a suit and tie holds a bag in front of a sonics basketball player
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a bag in front of a sonics basketball player
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January 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I’ve just decided that if I don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, I’m going to remain celibate for the remainder of 2026
Yup. Even if it don’t make you sick, it’ll make you get your shit together asap
Going through a man’s will have that weight outta here in record time.
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Yup. Even if it don’t make you sick, it’ll make you get your shit together asap