Lucy Goosey
@galeficent.bsky.social
😍😍😍
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I’m fitna give my ancestors a stern talking to. Cause I need to know why they not exacting vengeance on my behalf like Meg’s folks clearly are
Megan’s hoodoo lady needs to be elevated to public office. she know how to get shit DONE.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m fitna give my ancestors a stern talking to. Cause I need to know why they not exacting vengeance on my behalf like Meg’s folks clearly are
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Resy made for tmrw night. Bih, I’m ready to EAT @brujabanton.bsky.social @byanothername.bsky.social 😋
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Resy made for tmrw night. Bih, I’m ready to EAT @brujabanton.bsky.social @byanothername.bsky.social 😋
On the next Team Meeting Agenda:
Missing deadlines (with no operational issue to blame) is an occurrence.
I’m tired of talking to niggas
Missing deadlines (with no operational issue to blame) is an occurrence.
I’m tired of talking to niggas
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
On the next Team Meeting Agenda:
Missing deadlines (with no operational issue to blame) is an occurrence.
I’m tired of talking to niggas
Missing deadlines (with no operational issue to blame) is an occurrence.
I’m tired of talking to niggas
I had to clarify this to someone recently
Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I had to clarify this to someone recently
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15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.
I would be seasoning his food too. With arsenic & eye drops
So apparently my company can't remove the guy cooking his beets and tuna in the air fryer. People have picked up and moved their desks because of it. One guy said he was at his desk seasoning chicken breasts.
People are livid.
People are livid.
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I would be seasoning his food too. With arsenic & eye drops
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Everyone please rise for the National Anthem...
Fuck
The
Frail
Shit
The
Frail
Shit
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Everyone please rise for the National Anthem...
Oh, them turkey necks would be going down my pants faster than a freaky uncle. Sheeeiiit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oh, them turkey necks would be going down my pants faster than a freaky uncle. Sheeeiiit.
Don’t forget to say your prayers before bed
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Don’t forget to say your prayers before bed
I swear to God, I HAVE been looking for a sign
Don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today:
cuss em out.
block em.
call em stupid.
if you’ve been looking for a sign this is your sign.
cuss em out.
block em.
call em stupid.
if you’ve been looking for a sign this is your sign.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I swear to God, I HAVE been looking for a sign
My toes have been cramping so much lately. I attribute that to my lack of access to a good toe-sucker
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My toes have been cramping so much lately. I attribute that to my lack of access to a good toe-sucker
A headache
What have you learned to give yourself this year?
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A headache
A new purse & a cavity search
What y’all want for Christmas?
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A new purse & a cavity search
I keep seeing this same set of numbers over & over. It has no significance to me that I can recall. I’m curious to know if it means something or it’s just coincidence
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I keep seeing this same set of numbers over & over. It has no significance to me that I can recall. I’m curious to know if it means something or it’s just coincidence
It’s some sketchy lookin fuckers at this Wawa
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s some sketchy lookin fuckers at this Wawa
I should go over there & do a glitter drive-by
ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I should go over there & do a glitter drive-by
I wish ppl would find them somebody to play with…cause I hate when they have to find out I’m not the one
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I wish ppl would find them somebody to play with…cause I hate when they have to find out I’m not the one
As soon as I change my shoes, I’m fitna be productive as hell
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As soon as I change my shoes, I’m fitna be productive as hell
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My culture is not your costume, Cocoa
Gurl! Same.
I'm "tall" and fat. That's all you need to know about how I look.
TYSM
TYSM
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My culture is not your costume, Cocoa
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Yeth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yeth.