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Pretend name. [dressed in a silk kimono decorated with Dreamcast logos sewn in silver thread]
Oh hello. I wasn't expecting you.
Umm. Well isn't this awkward?
If I knew you would read my profile I'd have... prepared something.
Please help yourself to a KitK
Oh hello. I wasn't expecting you.
Umm. Well isn't this awkward?
If I knew you would read my profile I'd have... prepared something.
Please help yourself to a KitK
I'm warming my plate on top of my airfryer, and I feel like some sort of genius.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm warming my plate on top of my airfryer, and I feel like some sort of genius.
@electiontruthalliance.org for voting machines, what would the logic be to stuff ballot:? It would be hard to add enough variety and still get a desired ratio? Is there a way a machine could be coded to achieve that? If it was adjusted after the close surely they'd have broken >=1 safeguard?
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@electiontruthalliance.org for voting machines, what would the logic be to stuff ballot:? It would be hard to add enough variety and still get a desired ratio? Is there a way a machine could be coded to achieve that? If it was adjusted after the close surely they'd have broken >=1 safeguard?
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We've been seeing some big pisses from the astronauts today.
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We've been seeing some big pisses from the astronauts today.
This would really help make separation the art from the artist easier for me.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...
Morrissey puts his business interests in the Smiths up for sale ‘to any interested party’
Musician says he has ‘no choice’ after being ‘burnt out by any and all connections’ to his former bandmates
www.theguardian.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This would really help make separation the art from the artist easier for me.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...
I only became aware of The Cool S in 2024.
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I only became aware of The Cool S in 2024.
If nipples were detachable I would have lost mine SO~ long ago.
August 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If nipples were detachable I would have lost mine SO~ long ago.
Flip, trick & grind through a vibrant Japanese dystopia in Denshattack! Outsmart rival crews, crush a shady megacorp, and reclaim the rails with pure skill, speed & style. 🚅✨
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🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
August 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've never missed anything thrown at me during a teppanyaki meal.
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I've never missed anything thrown at me during a teppanyaki meal.
10% Satisfaction Guaranteed
August 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
10% Satisfaction Guaranteed
@willmill82.co.uk Was it Vimto you liked? Because apparently there is a Vimto Energy Drink nowadays. It was oos in the local McCall's/Morrisons Daily yesterday.
August 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
@willmill82.co.uk Was it Vimto you liked? Because apparently there is a Vimto Energy Drink nowadays. It was oos in the local McCall's/Morrisons Daily yesterday.
I wonder if the symptom is Unexplained Bruising (R23.3) is actually a symptom of Forgetting how you got bruises.
August 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wonder if the symptom is Unexplained Bruising (R23.3) is actually a symptom of Forgetting how you got bruises.
These smell like a new wooden sauna.
August 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
These smell like a new wooden sauna.
@americanfric.bsky.social Rupert Murdoch is old, and has a lifetime of accumulated receipts/compromat. It would be hubris if he didn't play his hand at some point.
July 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
@americanfric.bsky.social Rupert Murdoch is old, and has a lifetime of accumulated receipts/compromat. It would be hubris if he didn't play his hand at some point.
I need to learn to occasionally let food fall to the floor, and not feel the need to close my legs to catch it, and get crotch stains.
July 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I need to learn to occasionally let food fall to the floor, and not feel the need to close my legs to catch it, and get crotch stains.
I'm ready for a revolutionary new battery technology to come to market now. That feels like something that might have happened by about now.
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm ready for a revolutionary new battery technology to come to market now. That feels like something that might have happened by about now.
Someone gave their (4?) children "whistle lollies" at the start of 3 hour bus trip this afternoon.
They also taught them how to make it sound like a swanny whistle.
It's was so precisely nerve-wringing that it surely cannot have been an accident.
They also taught them how to make it sound like a swanny whistle.
It's was so precisely nerve-wringing that it surely cannot have been an accident.
July 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Someone gave their (4?) children "whistle lollies" at the start of 3 hour bus trip this afternoon.
They also taught them how to make it sound like a swanny whistle.
It's was so precisely nerve-wringing that it surely cannot have been an accident.
They also taught them how to make it sound like a swanny whistle.
It's was so precisely nerve-wringing that it surely cannot have been an accident.
Can AI please cure cancer or at the very least herpes, before it makes any more quirky short skits?
June 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Can AI please cure cancer or at the very least herpes, before it makes any more quirky short skits?
Will Smith - Pretty Girls (Official Video)
YouTube video by Will Smith
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I do not this is wise.
June 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I do not this is wise.
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I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked
June 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked
I occasionally hear an old HDD drive doing reads and writes, but on closer inspection it's invariably my Pepsi Max.
June 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I occasionally hear an old HDD drive doing reads and writes, but on closer inspection it's invariably my Pepsi Max.
Heh. Just remembered I used to have a father who I loved. Either time is a healer, I'm a cunt, or both.
June 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Heh. Just remembered I used to have a father who I loved. Either time is a healer, I'm a cunt, or both.
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In France. People at the table next to us are talking about going swimming - I could not be more prepared for this conversation.
June 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
In France. People at the table next to us are talking about going swimming - I could not be more prepared for this conversation.
@ryanmcbeth.bsky.social I never thought of the purpose of parades before but I figure it's to show off. I suspect this one being planned got a few boxes a fresh spray of paint. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on potential risks of close range 8(?)k footage of military equipment? Negligible?
June 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@ryanmcbeth.bsky.social I never thought of the purpose of parades before but I figure it's to show off. I suspect this one being planned got a few boxes a fresh spray of paint. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on potential risks of close range 8(?)k footage of military equipment? Negligible?