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Aristytole
@gadscylla.bsky.social
99’s Greatest Disappointment
I write sins AND tragedies
I’ll write the rest later
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Things I like:

Green 💚
Volleyball 🏐
Anime 🙂‍↔️
Animals (especially 🐈 and 🐢)
Art 🖼️ (I used to paint)
Writing/Books ✍️ 📖
Supernatural (Dean girl) 🥧
House MD 🧑‍⚕️🩼
Bo Burnham 🌴
Music 🎶
Nature 🍂
Astrology ✨ ♎️
Stardew Valley 🌅
Tea 🫖
LGBT+ ⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

#promosky
I am STARVING
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Gotta get back on my zoom cuz I got a wedding to attend in February
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
1111
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Wow. Frankenstein 2025 was so good
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
On an unrelated note, I changed my pills. Maybe that’ll help with the weight loss
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I made the sliders too salty but the blue cheese really balanced everything out
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I unintentionally poured like half a cup of bourbon for this sauce but it’s still good
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We have triple dipper at HOME. Made with turkey loins instead of chicken, garlic parmesan cheese in the breadcrumb crust and bacon on the sliders 🙂‍↕️ whew
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
😔 I wanna go home
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
For a person who always needs to pee, not being able to pee on demand is absurd
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I feel…broken
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m struggling 😅
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If anyone would like to hire me and pay me a livable salary that’d be awesome
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m sad so I think I’ll go buy some chicken and make some fried chicken
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Maybe I’ll move back to Mamdanistan
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Realizing I need better access to my friends. What I would give to be lounging with Ricky watching Frankenstein rn
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Universe, I’m getting angsty
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Friends I made hot chocolate cookies and sigh I may have to open a coffee shop
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is your uncle currently planing two pieces of white oak to make you custom cutting boards rn? No? Just mine? Cool cool
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This dry air is tearing my cuticles up! Damn! Not to mention that because I handle patients I’m constantly washing my hands
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think I’ll do the test batch in my green Dutch oven and then the actual batch in my new pumpkin one
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
😅 I actually don’t know who the mayor is for this city but I know who is for my former city. I’ve been here almost 3 years 😅
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by Aristytole
Yay, People got it right!!!
Jonathan Bailey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
We already knew it, but it's never real until People says so. Also: Other silly bits.
drinkswithbroads.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Remember remember the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I have to do an EVERYTHING shower and I’m not excited because Jesus Christ my hair
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM