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critical support for comrade enzo scanno https://boxd.it/1soV7
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alguemviumeusoculos.com
Olha o apoio, sabe?
May 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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helodangeloarte.bsky.social
Juro, se os homens cis soubessem de 1% do que a gente passa em exames, iriam sorrindo no médico
May 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
gabiuntucked.bsky.social
cara as empresas perderam a vergonha de anunciar vaga pj presencial com horário estipulado né. bizarro
May 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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bibi.blue
tweet de mama mia!!! @digutopizzeria passei tanto hidratante no corpo to escorregadio igual quiabo se uma sucuri me engolir eu passo direto pelo CU dela dando tchau
May 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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mthlimao.bsky.social
e a bolsa familia hein galera
nabilbonduki.bsky.social Nabil Bonduki @nabilbonduki.bsky.social · May 15
R$ 22 mil para comprar iPhone? Esse é só mais um dos benefícios garantidos aos procuradores da Prefeitura de SP com o chamado “auxílio aperfeiçoamento”. Um privilégio absurdo num momento em que falta o básico em muitas áreas da cidade.
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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tamarutac0.bsky.social
Moradores da União Europeia pra eles é tudo "EU, EU, EU" o tempo todo
May 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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marte.bsky.social
"A proposta é de autoria do deputado estadual Caporezzo (PL), que afirma ter recebido relatos de solicitações desse tipo em unidades de saúde."

deputado do PL jurando por deus que acontece e vocês acreditando
May 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
gabiuntucked.bsky.social
bom dia em constante situação de ive been looking for a job and then I found a job GOD knows im miserable now
May 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
gabiuntucked.bsky.social
que coisa patética essa cpi. que coisa patética essa tietagem em cima da virginia
May 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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naturarerum.bsky.social
Não quero mais saber de mortes entre pessoas que gosto.

Quero ler que Javier Milei morreu eletrocutado por um pênis eletrônico comprado na AliExpress.

Que a barriga do Bolsonaro explodiu em um evento de apoiadores, espalhando merda e sangue sobre cinquenta pessoas.
May 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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skankmar.bsky.social
new pope isn't a fan of "gender ideology" but he expects me to just call him by a new name just because he says that's what it is now? go see a judge to get that shit legal, BOB
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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leopazz.bsky.social
a medida que os eua se torna um país de terceiro mundo o realismo mágico começa a se manifestar
abbyhiggs.bsky.social Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · May 9
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
May 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
good ending: os eua estão presos num episódio de looney tunes
abbyhiggs.bsky.social Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · May 9
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
May 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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daff.space
chart drafted by a friend about the difference between indie and AA, and AAA game developers
chart with three columns: Indie, AA, AAA and seven rows: Development budget, marketing, team size, publisher, graphics and technology, target audience, development time. Each cell has a funny but also pretty much true content
May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
According to Catholic Theology, Jesus knew all things, including the existence of Goku, so I guess you can’t rule out the possibility he shared that knowledge with Peter.
May 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Thinking this over,

- LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is
- FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is
- BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is
- JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is

Everyone else was pre-Goku
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · May 8
Leo XIV was a bishop in Peru for 20 years so it is more probable than not that he is the first Pope to know who Goku is.
Pope Leo XIV on the streets of Peru before being elected Pope; a kid in the background wears a shirt that has “Dragonball Z” written on the back of it
May 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gabiuntucked.bsky.social
uma das partes favoritas do meu trabalho é quando me chamam pra resolver alguma coisa que é só limpar cookies mas parece que eu tô fazendo ✨ mágica
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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jampamatos.jampa.br
a moça da CNN falando que "o papa que demorou 3 anos pra ser eleito em 1237, eu fico pensando como ficou o coração daqueles jornalistas porque o nosso aqui tava batendo forte" amiga ouve o que vc tá falando
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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parecercult.bsky.social
mt doido pensar que da ultima vez que a gente viveu um conclave ainda nao existia a musica Putinhas Aborteiras - Se o Papa Fosse Mulher
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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gamedesignerben.bsky.social
King Henry VIII with a downward speech bubble, as if he was saying the quoted skeet.
May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM