gabi -- in SQL I trust
@gabidavila.bsky.social
@google alumni | Talented Database Engineer - Developer Advocate - Database Architect - Cloud Stuff #databases #sql #dbsre
All things SQL 🥰, Lego , Crafts & puppies 🐶. She/her
🌆 NYC Metropolitan Area
🔗https://gabi.dev
Former twitter: @gabidavila
All things SQL 🥰, Lego , Crafts & puppies 🐶. She/her
🌆 NYC Metropolitan Area
🔗https://gabi.dev
Former twitter: @gabidavila
When your love of punk rock intersects with the amusement of making fun on Elon Musk: Woke Mind Virus by Cheap Perfume.
Also Oligarchs, Health Insurance, and Capitalism are featured there.
youtu.be/BB01vVbQ5VI?...
Also Oligarchs, Health Insurance, and Capitalism are featured there.
youtu.be/BB01vVbQ5VI?...
Woke Mind Virus
YouTube video by Cheap Perfume - Topic
youtu.be
July 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When your love of punk rock intersects with the amusement of making fun on Elon Musk: Woke Mind Virus by Cheap Perfume.
Also Oligarchs, Health Insurance, and Capitalism are featured there.
youtu.be/BB01vVbQ5VI?...
Also Oligarchs, Health Insurance, and Capitalism are featured there.
youtu.be/BB01vVbQ5VI?...
People never get out of high school. They treat politics with a “us vs them” mentality. Makes me think all of those “patriots” peaked - if they ever did - in HS.
They want to own the libs and dismantle health care, education, social security, and national security just for vanity.
They want to own the libs and dismantle health care, education, social security, and national security just for vanity.
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
People never get out of high school. They treat politics with a “us vs them” mentality. Makes me think all of those “patriots” peaked - if they ever did - in HS.
They want to own the libs and dismantle health care, education, social security, and national security just for vanity.
They want to own the libs and dismantle health care, education, social security, and national security just for vanity.
Web 2.0 called and they want their fashion back 9to5google.com/2025/05/12/g... #google
Google updating its ‘G’ icon for the first time in 10 years
Following the last update nearly 10 years ago, Google is updating its iconic ‘G’ icon. There are no longer four solid color sections
9to5google.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Web 2.0 called and they want their fashion back 9to5google.com/2025/05/12/g... #google
Achievement unlocked: Hypocondriac, Mental Health Edition.
All the pharmacy technicians automatically pick up my prescriptions when they spot me. They know my demo by heart.
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Note: Not all my meds are synced, so I visit the pharmacy often enough for that to happen 🫠
All the pharmacy technicians automatically pick up my prescriptions when they spot me. They know my demo by heart.
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Note: Not all my meds are synced, so I visit the pharmacy often enough for that to happen 🫠
April 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Achievement unlocked: Hypocondriac, Mental Health Edition.
All the pharmacy technicians automatically pick up my prescriptions when they spot me. They know my demo by heart.
-
Note: Not all my meds are synced, so I visit the pharmacy often enough for that to happen 🫠
All the pharmacy technicians automatically pick up my prescriptions when they spot me. They know my demo by heart.
-
Note: Not all my meds are synced, so I visit the pharmacy often enough for that to happen 🫠
March 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Is this the road for accountability? Mind you, this is a "Banana Republic". I guess we are good at the rule of law after all?
#bolsonaro #papuda
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
#bolsonaro #papuda
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
Brazil's former president Bolsonaro charged with plotting coup that included a plan to poison Lula
Jair Bolsonaro and 33 other suspects were hit with five charges over the alleged bid to prevent President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva from taking office after a bitter election race. The Supreme Court w...
www.lemonde.fr
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is this the road for accountability? Mind you, this is a "Banana Republic". I guess we are good at the rule of law after all?
#bolsonaro #papuda
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
#bolsonaro #papuda
www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
My mom is moving to a new apartment. The number of it is 404. Post your HTTP code jokes here.
February 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My mom is moving to a new apartment. The number of it is 404. Post your HTTP code jokes here.
I made an impulsive buy at Barnes & Noble for this board game. 0 regrets. I recommend: it has a vibe of azul + ticket to ride + scrabble ♟️
January 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I made an impulsive buy at Barnes & Noble for this board game. 0 regrets. I recommend: it has a vibe of azul + ticket to ride + scrabble ♟️
TIL I've been using Wordpress for half of my life, almost.
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TIL I've been using Wordpress for half of my life, almost.
Everything as service is making good alternatives to software disappear. Today I was trying to find basically a generate calendar events scheduler with some markdown templates. Couldn’t find it. Or I don’t know how to look for things anymore. I hope it is that 🫠
January 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Everything as service is making good alternatives to software disappear. Today I was trying to find basically a generate calendar events scheduler with some markdown templates. Couldn’t find it. Or I don’t know how to look for things anymore. I hope it is that 🫠
9 years ago I met my best friend, @ircmaxell.bsky.social
And I am lucky we get to be together after all of the immigration hunger games. #iloveyou
And I am lucky we get to be together after all of the immigration hunger games. #iloveyou
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
9 years ago I met my best friend, @ircmaxell.bsky.social
And I am lucky we get to be together after all of the immigration hunger games. #iloveyou
And I am lucky we get to be together after all of the immigration hunger games. #iloveyou
Reposted by gabi -- in SQL I trust
The most awesome human is now on blusky: @deadlugosi.bsky.social 👯♀️
December 6, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The most awesome human is now on blusky: @deadlugosi.bsky.social 👯♀️
I can taste the vanilla on a tequila now. I guess my shot days are over 😎
November 28, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I can taste the vanilla on a tequila now. I guess my shot days are over 😎
Social anxiety +++++++++++
November 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Social anxiety +++++++++++
I am skipping thanksgiving decor…
November 9, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I am skipping thanksgiving decor…
I am volunteering this election. The turn out has been astounding, gives me hope and dread at the same time. Schrödinger's election anxiety
November 5, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I am volunteering this election. The turn out has been astounding, gives me hope and dread at the same time. Schrödinger's election anxiety
November 3, 2024 at 10:01 PM
My dog loves Pioneer Woman. I guess we might have different political views 💀
October 24, 2024 at 12:01 AM
My dog loves Pioneer Woman. I guess we might have different political views 💀
What is the most hyped coding font people is using on their IDEs?
What is your personal favorite? Which you find it overrated?
My new favorite font is Monoflow: finaltype.de/en/projects/...
#coding #dev
What is your personal favorite? Which you find it overrated?
My new favorite font is Monoflow: finaltype.de/en/projects/...
#coding #dev
Monoflow – Coding Font by Finaltype
A monospace typeface with unique character and beautiful spacing. Perfect for writing code and ready for use in corporate and graphic design.
finaltype.de
October 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
What is the most hyped coding font people is using on their IDEs?
What is your personal favorite? Which you find it overrated?
My new favorite font is Monoflow: finaltype.de/en/projects/...
#coding #dev
What is your personal favorite? Which you find it overrated?
My new favorite font is Monoflow: finaltype.de/en/projects/...
#coding #dev
Social anxiety++
October 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Social anxiety++
Checkout my talk for
@CascadiaPHP: joind.in/talk/d846d
Migrating Databases and Maintaining Sanity: A journey into Consistent Configurations
#databases #CloudComputing #sql
@CascadiaPHP: joind.in/talk/d846d
Migrating Databases and Maintaining Sanity: A journey into Consistent Configurations
#databases #CloudComputing #sql
October 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Checkout my talk for
@CascadiaPHP: joind.in/talk/d846d
Migrating Databases and Maintaining Sanity: A journey into Consistent Configurations
#databases #CloudComputing #sql
@CascadiaPHP: joind.in/talk/d846d
Migrating Databases and Maintaining Sanity: A journey into Consistent Configurations
#databases #CloudComputing #sql
“It works on my machine” problem is only solved by #Docker if you are not using cloud managed databases (i.e. RDS, Cloud SQL, etc).
Yet we forget to match and keep up to date the config and version between local development and production environments.
Yet we forget to match and keep up to date the config and version between local development and production environments.
October 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
“It works on my machine” problem is only solved by #Docker if you are not using cloud managed databases (i.e. RDS, Cloud SQL, etc).
Yet we forget to match and keep up to date the config and version between local development and production environments.
Yet we forget to match and keep up to date the config and version between local development and production environments.