❀*ੈg3ts!lly✩‧₊˚✰
@g3ts1llyxp.bsky.social
🍹❀*ੈjust a gal✩‧₊˚💄
🌺°❀⋆DGAF till we die.ೃ࿔*:･🧉
🌺°❀⋆DGAF till we die.ೃ࿔*:･🧉
“SHE WAS SO FINAL GIRL!” I scream as the dog dies in Marley &Me
January 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“SHE WAS SO FINAL GIRL!” I scream as the dog dies in Marley &Me
If Sir Mix-A-Lot came out as nonbinary would they go by Mx. Sir-a-lot
January 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If Sir Mix-A-Lot came out as nonbinary would they go by Mx. Sir-a-lot
I hate everyone in the Cancun airport. If you are in the Cancun airport right now just know that I hate you
January 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I hate everyone in the Cancun airport. If you are in the Cancun airport right now just know that I hate you
My school is requiring us to go to an attendance mandatory wrestling match? If i wanted to watch barely dressed, sweaty men roll around on the ground they have websites for that
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
My school is requiring us to go to an attendance mandatory wrestling match? If i wanted to watch barely dressed, sweaty men roll around on the ground they have websites for that
If I am elected as president I will make a mandate that we shall have a new version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” every ten years to recap for those who weren’t paying attention
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
If I am elected as president I will make a mandate that we shall have a new version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” every ten years to recap for those who weren’t paying attention
Going to a hospital and asking all the male doctors if it’s just their period #womeninmalefields
November 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Going to a hospital and asking all the male doctors if it’s just their period #womeninmalefields
Saw this at the thrift store..I fear we lost a baddie 😞
September 15, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Saw this at the thrift store..I fear we lost a baddie 😞
My flirting skills are unmatched
September 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
My flirting skills are unmatched
Me when I have to reap what I sowed
August 9, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Me when I have to reap what I sowed
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Just found out I accidentally thrifted some lingerie, hope the sex was good i’m wearing it to brunch
August 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Just found out I accidentally thrifted some lingerie, hope the sex was good i’m wearing it to brunch
Just found out I accidentally thrifted some lingerie, hope the sex was good i’m wearing it to brunch
August 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Just found out I accidentally thrifted some lingerie, hope the sex was good i’m wearing it to brunch
I think Charli XCX needs a Slim Shady like evil alter ego called Charli.Exe
July 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I think Charli XCX needs a Slim Shady like evil alter ego called Charli.Exe
Hit it like rompompapom
July 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Hit it like rompompapom
Hate when I have to dress casual fym I can’t be a pretty princess at the Home Depot??
July 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Hate when I have to dress casual fym I can’t be a pretty princess at the Home Depot??
Standing in the corner of the function but in a mythic oracle full of ancient secrets way not a loser way
July 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Standing in the corner of the function but in a mythic oracle full of ancient secrets way not a loser way
This is a picture in my grandma’s house I do not know why and I don’t think she knows either but I love cigarette crab
July 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
This is a picture in my grandma’s house I do not know why and I don’t think she knows either but I love cigarette crab
Current mood
3/4 cup softened butter 1 cup sugar 3 egg whites 1tsp vanilla extract Mix until combined 2 cups flour 1 1/2 tsp baking powder Mix Roll into balls
Bake at 340°F for 12-15 minutes
1 stick butter 3 cups of powdered sugar 1/2 tsp almond extract
Wait until fully cooled before frosting
3/4 cup softened butter 1 cup sugar 3 egg whites 1tsp vanilla extract Mix until combined 2 cups flour 1 1/2 tsp baking powder Mix Roll into balls
Bake at 340°F for 12-15 minutes
1 stick butter 3 cups of powdered sugar 1/2 tsp almond extract
Wait until fully cooled before frosting
July 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Current mood
3/4 cup softened butter 1 cup sugar 3 egg whites 1tsp vanilla extract Mix until combined 2 cups flour 1 1/2 tsp baking powder Mix Roll into balls
Bake at 340°F for 12-15 minutes
1 stick butter 3 cups of powdered sugar 1/2 tsp almond extract
Wait until fully cooled before frosting
3/4 cup softened butter 1 cup sugar 3 egg whites 1tsp vanilla extract Mix until combined 2 cups flour 1 1/2 tsp baking powder Mix Roll into balls
Bake at 340°F for 12-15 minutes
1 stick butter 3 cups of powdered sugar 1/2 tsp almond extract
Wait until fully cooled before frosting
Oh you don’t fw me? Good thing I have a personality disorder let’s try again in 5 i’ll totally be different
July 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Oh you don’t fw me? Good thing I have a personality disorder let’s try again in 5 i’ll totally be different
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you see your pets twitching their little limbs in their sleep and say to your partner "look, it is running through a field in its sleep", you are wrong: your pet is in a casino: throwing dice, playing slots and video poker, walking on two legs and betting large on a blackjack table
July 14, 2024 at 12:23 PM
you see your pets twitching their little limbs in their sleep and say to your partner "look, it is running through a field in its sleep", you are wrong: your pet is in a casino: throwing dice, playing slots and video poker, walking on two legs and betting large on a blackjack table
He wouldn’t have missed
July 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
He wouldn’t have missed
June 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Dreamt that I was floating and this girl in a blue car in the parking lot of Target said she couldn’t get her Stanley in the car (she was trying to pull it through the window) and I said I could hold onto it for her and she kissed ne and said she’ll never forget me and I ascended with her Stanley
June 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Dreamt that I was floating and this girl in a blue car in the parking lot of Target said she couldn’t get her Stanley in the car (she was trying to pull it through the window) and I said I could hold onto it for her and she kissed ne and said she’ll never forget me and I ascended with her Stanley
“Sending thoughts and prayers!” Ok well I’m sending you EVIL thoughts and praying on your downfall
June 22, 2024 at 11:48 PM
“Sending thoughts and prayers!” Ok well I’m sending you EVIL thoughts and praying on your downfall
“I’m at work we can’t hang out” ok fuck you Lord Business
June 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
“I’m at work we can’t hang out” ok fuck you Lord Business