fuzzbomb
@fuzzbomb.bsky.social
Azure security pays the bills...mostly Microsoft Sentinel and Microsoft Defender for Cloud.
I spend a lot of time riding motorcycles and playing guitar and drums in various bands.
https://holyrollernc.bandcamp.com https://gurthwormnc.bandcamp.com
I spend a lot of time riding motorcycles and playing guitar and drums in various bands.
https://holyrollernc.bandcamp.com https://gurthwormnc.bandcamp.com
The hand soap in my Mom’s guest bathroom is called Gingerbread Bakery and there is no reason for soap to smell like a seasonal coffee drink.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The hand soap in my Mom’s guest bathroom is called Gingerbread Bakery and there is no reason for soap to smell like a seasonal coffee drink.
Work’s done, gonna sit on the deck with a drink and listen to The Pogues.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Work’s done, gonna sit on the deck with a drink and listen to The Pogues.
Friend let me borrow this Dunable Gnarwhal DE that he took in partial trade for an amp. The DE’s are their import line, not the US made. It’s a solid guitar. I’m a fan of the Mosrite body style.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Friend let me borrow this Dunable Gnarwhal DE that he took in partial trade for an amp. The DE’s are their import line, not the US made. It’s a solid guitar. I’m a fan of the Mosrite body style.
Me: “Does this restaurant charge a corkage fee?”
Staff: “No.”
Me: “Oh good.”
<pulls can of cranberry sauce from my pocket>
Staff: “No.”
Me: “Oh good.”
<pulls can of cranberry sauce from my pocket>
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me: “Does this restaurant charge a corkage fee?”
Staff: “No.”
Me: “Oh good.”
<pulls can of cranberry sauce from my pocket>
Staff: “No.”
Me: “Oh good.”
<pulls can of cranberry sauce from my pocket>
Time to sit on the deck with a drink and listen to this album.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Time to sit on the deck with a drink and listen to this album.
Person: "Why don't you use CoPilot to summarize the project status."
"Why don't I just go read the most recent email and see what the person actually said."
"Why don't I just go read the most recent email and see what the person actually said."
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Person: "Why don't you use CoPilot to summarize the project status."
"Why don't I just go read the most recent email and see what the person actually said."
"Why don't I just go read the most recent email and see what the person actually said."
Run clubs should spend more time running and less time standing around the coffee shop where I’m trying to get a morning cold brew.
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Run clubs should spend more time running and less time standing around the coffee shop where I’m trying to get a morning cold brew.
If the stupid "Facilitator" feature is enabled in a Teams meeting it will snitch tag if anyone mentions someone who's not attending the meeting.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If the stupid "Facilitator" feature is enabled in a Teams meeting it will snitch tag if anyone mentions someone who's not attending the meeting.
I watched a documentary about Evel Knievel this weekend called, 'Being Evel."
I didn't know much about him except that he was popular in the 70's and crashed a lot. It was interesting, also he did not seem like a great person.
I can't believe he landed *any* jumps on those XR750's.
I didn't know much about him except that he was popular in the 70's and crashed a lot. It was interesting, also he did not seem like a great person.
I can't believe he landed *any* jumps on those XR750's.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I watched a documentary about Evel Knievel this weekend called, 'Being Evel."
I didn't know much about him except that he was popular in the 70's and crashed a lot. It was interesting, also he did not seem like a great person.
I can't believe he landed *any* jumps on those XR750's.
I didn't know much about him except that he was popular in the 70's and crashed a lot. It was interesting, also he did not seem like a great person.
I can't believe he landed *any* jumps on those XR750's.
Turns out there’s like 3 expanded re-releases of the soundtrack to the original Halloween that aren’t streaming.
So I have downloaded them to play on my front porch speakers while I stand in the shadow in my Michael Myers costume.
So I have downloaded them to play on my front porch speakers while I stand in the shadow in my Michael Myers costume.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Turns out there’s like 3 expanded re-releases of the soundtrack to the original Halloween that aren’t streaming.
So I have downloaded them to play on my front porch speakers while I stand in the shadow in my Michael Myers costume.
So I have downloaded them to play on my front porch speakers while I stand in the shadow in my Michael Myers costume.
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It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
www.kickstarter.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Did Azure Front Door break again
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Did Azure Front Door break again
The downside to riding a liter bike at track days is you go through tires. Going to switch to the Metzeler TD slick because they're $100+ a set cheaper than DOT's and they don't require warmers. #motosky
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The downside to riding a liter bike at track days is you go through tires. Going to switch to the Metzeler TD slick because they're $100+ a set cheaper than DOT's and they don't require warmers. #motosky
Trying to get in one last track day weekend before winter really hits or the country finishes imploding.
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trying to get in one last track day weekend before winter really hits or the country finishes imploding.
Friend: “I’m not into peaty tasting Scotch”
Me: “Oh I prefer a Scotch that tastes like you got punched in the face with a campfire full of band aids.”
Me: “Oh I prefer a Scotch that tastes like you got punched in the face with a campfire full of band aids.”
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Friend: “I’m not into peaty tasting Scotch”
Me: “Oh I prefer a Scotch that tastes like you got punched in the face with a campfire full of band aids.”
Me: “Oh I prefer a Scotch that tastes like you got punched in the face with a campfire full of band aids.”
Good news, there’s a new Todd Snider album.
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Good news, there’s a new Todd Snider album.
Oh cool, it seems the Azure portal is just ... not working.
October 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh cool, it seems the Azure portal is just ... not working.
Once work today is finished it's another weekend of motorcycle stuff on deck.
October 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Once work today is finished it's another weekend of motorcycle stuff on deck.
@fastkidpunk.bsky.social there were some racers on hypers getting after it
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@fastkidpunk.bsky.social there were some racers on hypers getting after it
This is the best picture I’ve taken this weekend.
October 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is the best picture I’ve taken this weekend.
Taking the Ducati to Barber Vintage Fest this weekend just so I can take one of my best friends 2-up on the "parade lap" that happens after racing is done for the day. My friend loves motorcycles but doesn't ride anymore and I thought she'd like to see what the track is like. #motosky
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Taking the Ducati to Barber Vintage Fest this weekend just so I can take one of my best friends 2-up on the "parade lap" that happens after racing is done for the day. My friend loves motorcycles but doesn't ride anymore and I thought she'd like to see what the track is like. #motosky
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Fuck it I’m gonna go to Frost and Fire Fest.
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Fuck it I’m gonna go to Frost and Fire Fest.