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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen
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A green ferret from Cleveland, into Star Trek, furries and technology!
BREAKING NEWS: Anthrocon for 2026 has been to moved from Pittsburgh to a small town in the mountains!
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Come play Silent Hill 2!

it has such memorable characters as.....

Dollar Store Leon S Kennedy
Dead wife
NOT Mary
Little girl
and.....
Crazy pizza guy
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"I want Leon S Kennedy!"

Mom: we got Leon S Kennedy at home.

Leon S Kennedy at home:
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Been playing Silent Hill 2 xD
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
your daily friendly reminder that Mr House was born in 2020. He's literally a gen alpha kid with an ipad saying 6 7
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Fallout 4 DLC in a nutshell:
Go raid some settlements i guess, lol (0/10)

Fallout New Vegas DLC in a nutshell:
THE LOBOTOMITE RETURNS! 👁️👄👁️ (11/10)
January 22, 2026 at 5:20 PM
if Fuze was Santa Claus

child: I want an xbox!

Santa Fuze: Here you go!

child: *opens present* ...Star Trek 5 the Final Frontier?

Santa Fuze: You're welcome!
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Met THE William Shatner! #StarTrek #GalaxyCon
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jingle bells
Go to hell
Get the fuck out of my way
Oh what fun
It is to drive
On an interstate freeway! (Hey)
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The stoat returns by request, along with a marten.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ITS TRUE
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHARED WITH MY FAMILY
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Rare image of the Large Hadron Collider moments before disaster
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just saw Zootopia 2. It was awesome but the Nick and Judy sex scene left a lot to be desired. Wish she would have pegged him. The orgy scene was good however!
9/10
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The steam frame was announced in November 2025

The Oasis from Ready Player One was founded in November 2025

COINCIDENCE?????
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm the most "niche" desktop OS out there!
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
*Today in tech news*

Microsoft: don't you want AI and Windows Recall™ and 11??????? GIVE US YOUR DATA!!!!

Valve: here's some new hardware. Do like, whatever you want with it I guess. Ok bye.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I wanna see a dove commercial but instead of a sexy woman, give me Danny Devito. Like lets be real. I want to know the product WORKS. If you're already beautiful then I don't believe you
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
people with anime profile pics calling furries "cringe" is the equivalent of the pot calling the kettle black.
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
God: Fill the chasms of land with water, we shall call them "oceans".

Angel: Great idea God! So if the humans need anything to drink they can—

God: Make it undrinkable
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In Star Trek Discovery S1E4 Captain Lorca mentions how Elon Musk was an important figure in history. This is a subtle nod from the writers, that Lorca was from the Mirror Universe and part of the Terran Empire!
September 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
One is about a future dystopia where AI comes alive and wrecks havoc in the world. The other is Jared Leto from Tron
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM