Riley
@furrydeerguy.bsky.social
My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberry/ I'm chaotic forest puppy, 26M I love motorcycles, a dog, a wah, and Ska.
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damn this deer can't have anything
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
damn this deer can't have anything
Call me George Washington the way I want your hardwood in my mouth
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Call me George Washington the way I want your hardwood in my mouth
Righteous gemstones
Magnum, P.I.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Righteous gemstones
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
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This snow ain't shit
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This snow ain't shit
Bumper stinker? I don't even how him
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Bumper stinker? I don't even how him
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Getting too old for that move
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Getting too old for that move
I legitimately did not know this POS existed, a Blymouth Freeze?? This thing would last two hits in a demolition derby
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I legitimately did not know this POS existed, a Blymouth Freeze?? This thing would last two hits in a demolition derby
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January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Well skateboards are fun to paint. Proper photos and store listing to follow. ( once again waiting on boxes … I have so many boxes )
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Well skateboards are fun to paint. Proper photos and store listing to follow. ( once again waiting on boxes … I have so many boxes )
I'll score the lowest because if I got kicked out I would deny ever being here
Don't worry everyone, I'm here to make sure you don't feel insecure about your scores :-)
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I'll score the lowest because if I got kicked out I would deny ever being here
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My canvas is the parking lot of the Friendly's on the Berlin turnpike and my brush is the contents of my stomach
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
My canvas is the parking lot of the Friendly's on the Berlin turnpike and my brush is the contents of my stomach
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I just got permanently banned from Reddit and I need to shitpost.
Find a quote from a game or movie and make it better by replacing one word with 'cum'.
Find a quote from a game or movie and make it better by replacing one word with 'cum'.
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I just got permanently banned from Reddit and I need to shitpost.
Find a quote from a game or movie and make it better by replacing one word with 'cum'.
Find a quote from a game or movie and make it better by replacing one word with 'cum'.
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Polish Hussar Sabre by Cold Steel
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Polish Hussar Sabre by Cold Steel
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The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
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All through life my partners have shamed me for this, calling it Sacrilege. But I think dicing up last night's pizza into an omelette is a fine way to use up leftovers. It's cheese and tomato, it all goes in an omelette anyway!
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
All through life my partners have shamed me for this, calling it Sacrilege. But I think dicing up last night's pizza into an omelette is a fine way to use up leftovers. It's cheese and tomato, it all goes in an omelette anyway!
I hope somehow Tony sees this, Fuck you Tony I want those motorcycle parts and paint supplies you stole, he lives in White Plains New York, his dad is a cop, and he is a bitch ass.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I hope somehow Tony sees this, Fuck you Tony I want those motorcycle parts and paint supplies you stole, he lives in White Plains New York, his dad is a cop, and he is a bitch ass.
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Sam and Luis wish you a very happy Nude deer (and raccoon)! 🎉🎊
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Sam and Luis wish you a very happy Nude deer (and raccoon)! 🎉🎊