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Riley
@furrydeerguy.bsky.social
I'm chaotic forest puppy, 26M I love motorcycles, dogs, and Ska.
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Riding my motorcycle behind the Mobile AI billboard bus of death & getting guillotined final destination style after it's shittily tack welded steel sheets start flying off
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Red Panda Fact of the Day:

Red Pandas have very strict bedtimes that they never adhere to.

Who knew?!
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You're gonna spread your legs, have a slight bend in the knee, and get nice and comfortable. For holding the axe, you're gonna have a hand on the shaft and let it slide down. Sometimes it hurts a little but you get used to it with time
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The older Brendan Frasier gets the more he looks like Rodney Dangerfield
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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There was this strange portal in the garage at #Furpoc2025 last weekend that brought me to the #FursuitFriday dimension

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November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Let's get cozy!!
November 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Sex^2, I love both my boyfriends so freaking much
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
People don't complain about Eric Clapton enough
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Heart
October 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Pro tip don't get food poisoning the day of your job interview
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bucktober is always the most stressful time of year for me but somehow also the horniest, making me perpetually lovesick for my boyfriends. 🫠
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Going through old pics, I think this was when I first got my body, happy #fursuitfriday
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop

Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture

Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg
Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀
October 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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O fim dessa história todo mundo sabe
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Have you ever noticed nothing good ever comes from the sky? Sunburn, Hail, Sleet and Snow, Plane parts, mathematics, religion.

I think it's safer to stay in bed with my boyfriend thanks
October 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Healing
October 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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October 25, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I'm growing punkins
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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ElementSMR 🟧✨

📽️&✂️ @kartfox.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Mmm Gulasz
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
That's a lot of turkey tails
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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it would actually be discrimination for GWAR to avoid depicting the President getting disemboweled on stage.
this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Started a photos folder that's just places I've been drunk and took a piss

Friends say goodbye to Geoguessr I'm bringing you Geopissr
September 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM