Today, I felt the true feeling of being deprived of intimacy.

The way tik tok has changed the perspective on some of the most insufferable people on the internet is wild. How do Tana Mongeau and Trisha Paytas STILL have a big enough platform to have more people taking their side after Rosanna Pansino responded to them making jokes about her dead father?..

Never once have I gotten a conservative/Pro Trump Tik Tok on my FYP until after the "ban" was lifted. Like now, I'll get some single mom bimbo badly dancing with an over long caption about what Trump is "going" to do with 31 likes. Shit is cringe and weird.

You know what? I'm gunna say it.. I don't get the hype with Dua Lipa.

I started styling my mustache, and my attitude goes from "I'm your huckleberry" to classic mustache curling movie villains.

Having to work through a Monday without a new @creepcast.bsky.social episode to listen to throughout the day is whack as hell.

Where do they come up with this?

Quick question for bad drivers. How do you sleep at night?

You couldn't pay me to go watch Wicked in a theater.

Instagram reels are fucking horrible. That's it. That's the skeet.

10 out of 10 skeet right here.

Oh myyy.

So funny everyone doing these think pieces "If you leave twitter you won't be able to influence people, do you think you can influence people on bluesky?!" Dude I just want to post about films, what you going on about "influence" ffs lol

Not to be dramatic, but I'd die for Meatball.

What do you mean my handle is invalid!? I was so proud 🥲

Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting the Unabomber in charge of the mail.

I haven't been on Twitter in over 3 years. Thought I'd give this app a try.

I say to my 0 followers.