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what the funk?!?? (that's my sitcom catchphrase that a laugh track plays afte

💕 hi @dazzdazzle.bsky.social 🥰
its almost time
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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what if instead of the grinch's heart growing three sizes it was his penis lmao. can you imagine.. i'm imagining it and it's crazy lol. the more i think about it the crazier it gets. it's actually hilarious to me how big and throbbing it is in my mind...fuuckk thats funny
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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I've been saying this for years, and the grifters have become confident enough to say it out loud:

Those who report on Nintendo care about writing a believable narrative first, and creating informative content second. These ppl can't comprehend being anti misinformation if the truth favors Nintendo
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
my favorite youtube series of all time is JackAsk by @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social and I'd like to try making an episode of my own to practice comedic delivery/editing

which means I need QUESTIONS!! PLEASE ask me any kind of question with the hashtag #funkask! literally anything at all smile:)))
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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ONE. MORE. SLEEP.

1,839 days have passed since the release of Super Mario 3D All-Stars. Although this collection enabled me to 100% these games for the first time, I've made it my life's mission to shit on it for lacking Super Mario Galaxy 2. So, I guess it's time to explain exactly why I did this:
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I honestly dont get the hate for the recent direct, this is one of the best ones we've ever had
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
genuinely i think $70 mario tennis is the most egregiously priced nintendo thing so far. it is a TENNIS PARTY GAME. that shit is a $40 value and im being GENEROUS
September 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@roxieproxy.bsky.social your comedy legacy remains strong over on the shitsite
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
just realized if the next mario movie Is actually gonna be called Super Mario World, then cape mario has gotta be in the next 3D mario game right
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
100%ed bananza a few days before I need to return it to Gamefly. glad I rented it bc I dont see myself wanting to replay it much
i absolutely loved it but at the same time, no more odyssey's please nintendo. thank you for the 2 mario odysseys i wanna see what else you can do now
when a surface-cel says something so undergroundphobic you gotta hit them with that fractone stare
August 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
when a surface-cel says something so undergroundphobic you gotta hit them with that fractone stare
August 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
bluesky folks you're missing some of the most intellectual takes on nintendo twitter
August 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the best part of this game might be the pregame lobbies knowing a bunch of other players are waving their arms around looking like idiots alongside you
August 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I FUMBLED THE GAME-WINNING BLOCK IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mario paint is awesome
July 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Tobias the character limit is killing me. But I did my best to put my thoughts into words
July 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
fuck yeah i got into the 2nd playtest i can play blockcraft this time
July 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Okay this is officially the best game ever
July 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that mario galaxy 4 literally releases fucking tomorrow
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i think my silly goofy Nintendo game audience will love to hear I just beat a 40 hour turn-based RPG where everyone is sad and depressed and grieving the entire time and it was one of the most beautiful and incredible works of art Ive ever experienced and easily a top 5 game ever
July 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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ICYMI- In three weeks, Nintendo is releasing a new Mario Party game in the form of a $20 upgrade for Jamboree and an $80 physical release

As luck would have it, I happened to release a video right before the Switch 2 launched about how buying this new release might not be such a good idea :)
July 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
my experience with Clair Obscur Expedition 33 so far
July 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
finally beat brothership. uhhh 8/10 i guess maybe? maybe 7/10 maybe 6/10 maybe 9/10 idk this game is so peak at points but also so so mid at others
June 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM