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can't stay dead

(copyright J. Baehr 2014-2025)
20mg gummy
200mg caffeine
400mg ibuprofen
I'm fucking unstoppable
April 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have taken dumps that were longer and more societally consequential than the Blue Origin flight.
April 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
*tap the glass on your weird, bootlicker fishtank*
why are y'all acting like Mark Cuban is "one of the good ones"?
Everything he says is giving "HAHA good one, guys. Eat the rich, am I right??"
Buddy you're on the menu, get over it.
January 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If history truly repeats, let's go ahead and skip to the "in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire" chapter for our new chancellor.
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Finna get put on a list this year
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Call me Fortunado cuz you got me bricked up
January 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hot tip for you gamers: Bosses are harder to defeat, but they drop more loot. Their cronies are good for melee practice, but save your depletable resources for the Boss!
January 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Inb4 people start using the new super dog as propaganda for cryptocurrency
December 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Just saw that video of Blur bullying Narduwar and I have never been angrier
December 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Vivienne Westwood is not punk. Fight me.
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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um
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 PM
If you see this post something monochromatic 🖤🤍☠️

"Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Based Sluggo
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 10,1947
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
When you say "Happy Honda Days", you are literally waging a war against Toyotathon
December 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
21 million active users!
The same 5 tired memes!
All this app needs to feel like a true social media throwback to the "good old days" is MIRROR SELFIES
November 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 AM
It's been pretty weird lately. Be nice to yourself 💀
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I don't have issues, I have the Complete Hardcover Special Edition Omnibus with foreword by Alan Moore
November 26, 2024 at 6:17 AM
November 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Honk shoo
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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Custom riding crops I made this fall 🍁🍂

#leathersky
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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We're doing 15% off any order thru 11/28!

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Grab in-stock stuff soon for holiday delivery!

#leathersky #bdsm #kinksky
November 23, 2024 at 8:04 PM