FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor.
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Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
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This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
And to think I've been calling him a cock sucker, in only a figurative sense, for years.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And to think I've been calling him a cock sucker, in only a figurative sense, for years.
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I’ve been trying to avoid politics for a bit just to give my mind a rest. But this definitely made me chuckle.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’ve been trying to avoid politics for a bit just to give my mind a rest. But this definitely made me chuckle.
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Today I learned that musing about throwing someone in a wood chipper is a bridge too Fargo for some.
I myself recommend Scaphism.
I myself recommend Scaphism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today I learned that musing about throwing someone in a wood chipper is a bridge too Fargo for some.
I myself recommend Scaphism.
I myself recommend Scaphism.
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Normally when Hegseth deploys the "southern spear," evidence is collected and another NDA is written.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Normally when Hegseth deploys the "southern spear," evidence is collected and another NDA is written.
"I don't see nothing wrong, with a little pedo crime." - Megyn R.Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"I don't see nothing wrong, with a little pedo crime." - Megyn R.Kelly
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I feel bad for the sailors he's about to sacrifice to get his Gulf of Tonkin incident.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I feel bad for the sailors he's about to sacrifice to get his Gulf of Tonkin incident.
How many different ways to commit mortgage fraud do you think he described in intimate detail to his attack dog, Pam?
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
How many different ways to commit mortgage fraud do you think he described in intimate detail to his attack dog, Pam?
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For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
Which nobody can deny!
🎵
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
Which nobody can deny!
🎵
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🎵
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
Which nobody can deny!
🎵
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
For Trump's a really big pedo
Which nobody can deny!
🎵
It wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that Pam Bondi is essentially a capo in the sex trafficking organization that Epstein worked for.
Wonder who her boss is?
Wonder who her boss is?
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that Pam Bondi is essentially a capo in the sex trafficking organization that Epstein worked for.
Wonder who her boss is?
Wonder who her boss is?
The puckering of pedophiles posteriors is palpable on this most ominous of hump days.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The puckering of pedophiles posteriors is palpable on this most ominous of hump days.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files.
Seems like people who buy other people don't really understand the cost of things normal people buy.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Seems like people who buy other people don't really understand the cost of things normal people buy.
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files.
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Utah finally gets the map they voted for and all Scott Sandall, Karianne Lisonbee, and Rob Axson get for their troubles are one-way tickets to Outer Darkness.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Utah finally gets the map they voted for and all Scott Sandall, Karianne Lisonbee, and Rob Axson get for their troubles are one-way tickets to Outer Darkness.
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
- Will Rogers
- Will Rogers
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
- Will Rogers
- Will Rogers
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Haven't heard much from the "it's not both sides" chorus today, did something happen?
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Haven't heard much from the "it's not both sides" chorus today, did something happen?
The inherited mythologies that got us here won't help get us out of the situations they've created.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The inherited mythologies that got us here won't help get us out of the situations they've created.