FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor.
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Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
The systems and structures that got us here won't get us out of here.
Preserving them for continuities sake would be a massive missed opportunity.
Idolizing idiocy and worshipping wealth need to be seen as terrible ideas held by terrible people.
Preserving them for continuities sake would be a massive missed opportunity.
Idolizing idiocy and worshipping wealth need to be seen as terrible ideas held by terrible people.
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The systems and structures that got us here won't get us out of here.
Preserving them for continuities sake would be a massive missed opportunity.
Idolizing idiocy and worshipping wealth need to be seen as terrible ideas held by terrible people.
Preserving them for continuities sake would be a massive missed opportunity.
Idolizing idiocy and worshipping wealth need to be seen as terrible ideas held by terrible people.
What if Markwayne Mullin hid the Epstein files in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
What if Markwayne Mullin hid the Epstein files in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
The statement, "Nuclear could drastically reduce CO2 emissions," can come true in some wildly different ways.
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The statement, "Nuclear could drastically reduce CO2 emissions," can come true in some wildly different ways.
Ducks a la Wrong
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Ducks a la Wrong
On the bright side, we didn't get Charred Charlie's hot takes on the horrors.
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
On the bright side, we didn't get Charred Charlie's hot takes on the horrors.
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Free Alexander Island!!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Free Alexander Island!!!
NEW BANGER: Trump the Conquerer
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
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January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Gino Bulso thinks he's going to heaven. He's not.
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Gino Bulso thinks he's going to heaven. He's not.
(Boston accent)
Maga, they're so redhatted.
Maga, they're so redhatted.
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
(Boston accent)
Maga, they're so redhatted.
Maga, they're so redhatted.
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January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Class 4 laser pointers are not toys and should never be shined in the eyes of the gestapo.
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Class 4 laser pointers are not toys and should never be shined in the eyes of the gestapo.
I bet that if Karoline Leavitt were to fall down the stairs, god would giggle.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I bet that if Karoline Leavitt were to fall down the stairs, god would giggle.
Dear ICE,
Get the fuck out of the gene pool.
Melt yourselves.
Get the fuck out of the gene pool.
Melt yourselves.
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Dear ICE,
Get the fuck out of the gene pool.
Melt yourselves.
Get the fuck out of the gene pool.
Melt yourselves.
If all the Jonathan Ross's that aren't soulless murders could raise their hands, that would be great, thanks.
January 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If all the Jonathan Ross's that aren't soulless murders could raise their hands, that would be great, thanks.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The ones most responsible, spent the most money to get us here.
Tax the rich.
Release the Epstein files.
Boycott Uline.
Tax the rich.
Release the Epstein files.
Boycott Uline.
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The ones most responsible, spent the most money to get us here.
Tax the rich.
Release the Epstein files.
Boycott Uline.
Tax the rich.
Release the Epstein files.
Boycott Uline.
Greenland on Fetterman:
"Ideally, he'll have an embolic stroke soon."
"Ideally, he'll have an embolic stroke soon."
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Greenland on Fetterman:
"Ideally, he'll have an embolic stroke soon."
"Ideally, he'll have an embolic stroke soon."
I guess they didn't find a note with an apology next to that ICE agent this morning.
Coward.
Coward.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I guess they didn't find a note with an apology next to that ICE agent this morning.
Coward.
Coward.
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Attention World:
Boycott the World Cup, USA, 2026
Boycott the World Cup, USA, 2026
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Attention World:
Boycott the World Cup, USA, 2026
Boycott the World Cup, USA, 2026
I don't know how much the Russians spent, but they sure got their rubles worth out of our Rube.
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I don't know how much the Russians spent, but they sure got their rubles worth out of our Rube.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.