Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Pharmacist: This refill is too early, your insurance denied the claim.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.
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Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Semanticist: the cup is half full iff the cup is half empty
#linguistics 🐦🐦
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Pharmacist: This refill is too early, your insurance denied the claim.