Fruitsmother
@fruitsmother.bsky.social
From a parking lot near you
She/her
She/her
I'm the flavor of vain that when I go to a hotel and the TV screen says, "WELCOME KATRINA" in a good font I don't touch the tv
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm the flavor of vain that when I go to a hotel and the TV screen says, "WELCOME KATRINA" in a good font I don't touch the tv
Something unholy about Ave Maria playing in a Buc-ees.
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Something unholy about Ave Maria playing in a Buc-ees.
I named my fists Tits because they both sorta hang there
I named my fists Samwise and Samwell cuz they’re my sidekicks through thick and thin, ice and fire, Mordor and the heart of winter
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I named my fists Tits because they both sorta hang there
Aging is stupid. What do you mean I have to wear reading glasses to file my nails? This is bullshit.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Aging is stupid. What do you mean I have to wear reading glasses to file my nails? This is bullshit.
No, the power of christ compels *you*, maybe. Not me though. I'm normal.
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
No, the power of christ compels *you*, maybe. Not me though. I'm normal.
Mambo #5 is about this dude's trumpet fetish, he isn't fooling anyone
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mambo #5 is about this dude's trumpet fetish, he isn't fooling anyone
Happy no one actually likes leftovers day to raccoons and raccoons only
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Happy no one actually likes leftovers day to raccoons and raccoons only
All pantyhose are fishnets if you buy em small enough
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
All pantyhose are fishnets if you buy em small enough
You don't really hear from the Ryan community anymore
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You don't really hear from the Ryan community anymore
So! Today! Is the 6th state marching band contest since this operation started for me, the 5th containing one of my kids. It is also the very last one. I'm gonna have some feelings about it. We still have one more competition after this. And then what? Then what.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So! Today! Is the 6th state marching band contest since this operation started for me, the 5th containing one of my kids. It is also the very last one. I'm gonna have some feelings about it. We still have one more competition after this. And then what? Then what.
I mean if you wanna get down to brass tacks It's Still Rock and Roll to Me and Thriftshop are the same song
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I mean if you wanna get down to brass tacks It's Still Rock and Roll to Me and Thriftshop are the same song
Shits still depressing as fuck nut mcwexler got me
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Shits still depressing as fuck nut mcwexler got me
Coworker making me watch better call saul casually ruining my life
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Coworker making me watch better call saul casually ruining my life
Can professional dealers also do tarot or are they too good at shuffling cards without dropping them
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can professional dealers also do tarot or are they too good at shuffling cards without dropping them
I'm now a person who keeps lidocaine cream at her desk. It's over, fam.
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm now a person who keeps lidocaine cream at her desk. It's over, fam.
My work archnemesis is leaving the company, victory is mine
October 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My work archnemesis is leaving the company, victory is mine
I've gotten to the sge where I suddenly really get the latter Dop Jon era. Fascinating stuff.
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I've gotten to the sge where I suddenly really get the latter Dop Jon era. Fascinating stuff.
Can't believe we got actual fascism before gta vi
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Can't believe we got actual fascism before gta vi
Officially retired from having kids. I now have a bunch of adults.
August 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Officially retired from having kids. I now have a bunch of adults.
We're still all in agreement that Jimmy Stewart was fine as hell right
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We're still all in agreement that Jimmy Stewart was fine as hell right
In case you missed it, Kid3s band program is doing a fundraiser
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2025 Bentonville Band Fundraiser
We’re excited to launch our 2025 Bentonville Band Fundraiser! Your support means the world to us as we work to raise the funds needed to give our students an unforgettable experience. Every donation h...
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August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In case you missed it, Kid3s band program is doing a fundraiser
share.teamfunded.com/NEjJKNybJE3N...
share.teamfunded.com/NEjJKNybJE3N...
Hey guys, kid3's band is trying to raise some funds. I encourage you to consider helping out! No donation is too small to be meaningful. Thanks for your support!
share.teamfunded.com/NEjJKNybJE3N...
share.teamfunded.com/NEjJKNybJE3N...
2025 Bentonville Band Fundraiser
We’re excited to launch our 2025 Bentonville Band Fundraiser! Your support means the world to us as we work to raise the funds needed to give our students an unforgettable experience. Every donation h...
share.teamfunded.com
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hey guys, kid3's band is trying to raise some funds. I encourage you to consider helping out! No donation is too small to be meaningful. Thanks for your support!
share.teamfunded.com/NEjJKNybJE3N...
share.teamfunded.com/NEjJKNybJE3N...