DK, Carb Cat Herder
@frozenkoi.bsky.social
Bad at writing profiles. Cat dad to Gnocchi and (Potato) Latke (they are in my profile picture, behind and under a couch, no way to add alt text)
He/him.
He/him.
An example of bad localization assumptions: if the user has selected a Latin-American country as their content region, they must want to use Spanish as their UI language, even though the system setting is English.
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
An example of bad localization assumptions: if the user has selected a Latin-American country as their content region, they must want to use Spanish as their UI language, even though the system setting is English.
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
1) eating asparagus makes pee stink
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
1) eating asparagus makes pee stink
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
Social media Yiddish curse:
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Social media Yiddish curse:
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
Hold up, is this why Shaq has been making all that AI slop about Marilyn Monroe ?
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hold up, is this why Shaq has been making all that AI slop about Marilyn Monroe ?
@postingtreyf.bsky.social we need a shitposter with graphic design as their passion to make a version of the "when you're mean this is who you're mean to" but about Pharisees and how it just means Jews.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@postingtreyf.bsky.social we need a shitposter with graphic design as their passion to make a version of the "when you're mean this is who you're mean to" but about Pharisees and how it just means Jews.
Note that a few days ago replies to this post where adamant that there was NO "antisemitism from the left", and today's BlueSky discourse on US politics is "AIPAC controls politicians so they do 'thing I don't like' " (e.g. gov shutdown and airflights).
The right loves to claim that antisemitism lives only on the left. But Tucker Carlson's recent Nick Fuentes interview has exposed it for the lie that it is. Todd Beeton traces how the conflict is exposing a dangerous truth about the modern GOP that they're only beginning to reckon with.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Note that a few days ago replies to this post where adamant that there was NO "antisemitism from the left", and today's BlueSky discourse on US politics is "AIPAC controls politicians so they do 'thing I don't like' " (e.g. gov shutdown and airflights).
Possum spotting: This little guy shows up every now and then. This is from last night.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Possum spotting: This little guy shows up every now and then. This is from last night.
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Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Quoting because I can't reply. Nitpick and clarification: ALT text is not a place to add bonus stuff. It's not a tool for authors to do extra funny stuff. It's so that people with special needs can participate too; use it to describe the image/video (the description can be funny I guess).
But…
1/3
But…
1/3
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Quoting because I can't reply. Nitpick and clarification: ALT text is not a place to add bonus stuff. It's not a tool for authors to do extra funny stuff. It's so that people with special needs can participate too; use it to describe the image/video (the description can be funny I guess).
But…
1/3
But…
1/3
I really like Lacey Chabert, so I have a higher tolerance for xmas movies if she's on it, but the premise of "HOA requires the entire neighborhood to decorate for xmas; and that that is an adorable and wholesome position" is a bridge too far.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I really like Lacey Chabert, so I have a higher tolerance for xmas movies if she's on it, but the premise of "HOA requires the entire neighborhood to decorate for xmas; and that that is an adorable and wholesome position" is a bridge too far.
Shloske sounds like a yum Yiddish drink, I wonder if it's a real word.
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shloske sounds like a yum Yiddish drink, I wonder if it's a real word.
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
Respect the audacity and ambition of a spider that spins a web across the entire front yard.
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Respect the audacity and ambition of a spider that spins a web across the entire front yard.
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
“Inquisitive young Abby is bursting at the seams with questions and feels she doesn't have the kinds of answers she's looking for. When she and her best friend, Joshua, meet a mysterious stranger in their play area, will all that change?” is the description for episode 1 of a show.
Guess which one.
Guess which one.
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Inquisitive young Abby is bursting at the seams with questions and feels she doesn't have the kinds of answers she's looking for. When she and her best friend, Joshua, meet a mysterious stranger in their play area, will all that change?” is the description for episode 1 of a show.
Guess which one.
Guess which one.
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Welcome to every single Jewish cultural Internet search ever.
Sefaria.org is a blessing for more than just being a priceless repository- it also fights that algorithm.
Sefaria.org is a blessing for more than just being a priceless repository- it also fights that algorithm.
Ok, so the Tosefta is also ginormous.
Also, I'm a bit livid that the first link I see for a bookstore that sells the Tosefta is for a Christian bookstore.
Also, I'm a bit livid that the first link I see for a bookstore that sells the Tosefta is for a Christian bookstore.
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Welcome to every single Jewish cultural Internet search ever.
Sefaria.org is a blessing for more than just being a priceless repository- it also fights that algorithm.
Sefaria.org is a blessing for more than just being a priceless repository- it also fights that algorithm.
This is one of my biggest gripes with supersessionism and messies: they flood the world (in this case the internet) with their 'version' so it's difficult to find the actual Jewish thing.
And I don't think it's a naive and unintentional thing.
And I don't think it's a naive and unintentional thing.
Ok, so the Tosefta is also ginormous.
Also, I'm a bit livid that the first link I see for a bookstore that sells the Tosefta is for a Christian bookstore.
Also, I'm a bit livid that the first link I see for a bookstore that sells the Tosefta is for a Christian bookstore.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is one of my biggest gripes with supersessionism and messies: they flood the world (in this case the internet) with their 'version' so it's difficult to find the actual Jewish thing.
And I don't think it's a naive and unintentional thing.
And I don't think it's a naive and unintentional thing.
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
The Foul Musketeers
The Foul Musketeers
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milky Wad
Milky Wad
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Almond Goy
Almond Goy
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
The Foul Musketeers
The Foul Musketeers
Someone needs to invent a way to soak your feet in warm water and also be able to kick your feet up at the same time.
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Someone needs to invent a way to soak your feet in warm water and also be able to kick your feet up at the same time.
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Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
Tiny Kitten Update: This caturday, remember your worth. Demand scritches!
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tiny Kitten Update: This caturday, remember your worth. Demand scritches!
@ghoulpus.bsky.social heya. A heads up: it seems that the link to your BlueSky profile at the bottom of buttondown.com/algoldfuss/a... is not quite right.
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Mid-to-longform thoughts from author A.L. Goldfuss as well as updates on upcoming publications. Newsletters go to subscribers first and are released to the archives on a delay, if they are released at...
buttondown.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@ghoulpus.bsky.social heya. A heads up: it seems that the link to your BlueSky profile at the bottom of buttondown.com/algoldfuss/a... is not quite right.
"HamenTasha Yar" … is this anything?
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"HamenTasha Yar" … is this anything?
Coming back to this since the discourse is still going.
(CW callous comparisons below)
People who aren't minorities asking to give nazi-tattoo-havers infinite benefit of the doubt is like they're fine with playing Russian roulette as long as during their turn the gun is pointed at someone else.
(CW callous comparisons below)
People who aren't minorities asking to give nazi-tattoo-havers infinite benefit of the doubt is like they're fine with playing Russian roulette as long as during their turn the gun is pointed at someone else.
I'm trying to stay in my lane & not interact w/too many posts about US politics (I'm not an North American), but it's really weird that y'all keep uncovering so many Nazis and then looking for excuses for them and their Nazi tattoos and opinions.
Tongue-biting at so many Nazi tattoos are ok threads
Tongue-biting at so many Nazi tattoos are ok threads
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Coming back to this since the discourse is still going.
(CW callous comparisons below)
People who aren't minorities asking to give nazi-tattoo-havers infinite benefit of the doubt is like they're fine with playing Russian roulette as long as during their turn the gun is pointed at someone else.
(CW callous comparisons below)
People who aren't minorities asking to give nazi-tattoo-havers infinite benefit of the doubt is like they're fine with playing Russian roulette as long as during their turn the gun is pointed at someone else.
Cosplaying your bnei mitzvah Torah portion?
That's your parshsona
That's your parshsona
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Cosplaying your bnei mitzvah Torah portion?
That's your parshsona
That's your parshsona
Inventing a weird little guy that pronounces "lifeline" as "lee feline".
😹
😹
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Inventing a weird little guy that pronounces "lifeline" as "lee feline".
😹
😹
Tiny Kitten Update: Gnocchi's biscuits session for this morning (1+ minute).
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tiny Kitten Update: Gnocchi's biscuits session for this morning (1+ minute).