Hyla
@frogmantha.bsky.social
I wish there was a way to combine the words "blastbeat" and "butch" that didn't sound stupid
Someone's phone just rang at max volume on this bus but their ringtone was a woman's voice going "hello boytoy...." seductively with massive synth stabs around it
January 31, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Someone's phone just rang at max volume on this bus but their ringtone was a woman's voice going "hello boytoy...." seductively with massive synth stabs around it
man I really wish this thing had a private account feature
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
man I really wish this thing had a private account feature
It's equal parts vindicating and soulcrushing to know that the internet actually didn't just get worse on its own but was in fact deliberately ruined by our nazi pedophile overlords
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's equal parts vindicating and soulcrushing to know that the internet actually didn't just get worse on its own but was in fact deliberately ruined by our nazi pedophile overlords
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the girl with the man is the bastard skull tattoo
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
the girl with the man is the bastard skull tattoo
Glanced over at my neighbors kindle on the flight and read the first sentence on her screen, which was coincidentally "not at all surreptitiously she glanced over at-"
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Glanced over at my neighbors kindle on the flight and read the first sentence on her screen, which was coincidentally "not at all surreptitiously she glanced over at-"
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no condors are in heterosexual relationships. some are widowed, some are happily single, some are just very asexual, a few are actually gay and happily together, but none are ever actively straight *right now*
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
no condors are in heterosexual relationships. some are widowed, some are happily single, some are just very asexual, a few are actually gay and happily together, but none are ever actively straight *right now*
chopper (one piece) holding a chopper (ak-47) and a chopper (wilderness knife) while riding a chopper (motorcycle) being pursued by police (coppers) in a chopper (helicopter)
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
chopper (one piece) holding a chopper (ak-47) and a chopper (wilderness knife) while riding a chopper (motorcycle) being pursued by police (coppers) in a chopper (helicopter)
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manul post-hardcore
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
manul post-hardcore
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saw this plushie in my dreams & tried to buy it but my dream card declined :{
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
saw this plushie in my dreams & tried to buy it but my dream card declined :{
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I must not post a take. Takes are the mind-killer. Takes are the little-discourse that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I must not post a take. Takes are the mind-killer. Takes are the little-discourse that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
this thing won't let me read
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
this thing won't let me read
I hope you each receive one (1) "Nintendo Switch 2", four thousand (4000) "cash dollars", and a copy of zombieland on DVD, god bless go birds amen
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I hope you each receive one (1) "Nintendo Switch 2", four thousand (4000) "cash dollars", and a copy of zombieland on DVD, god bless go birds amen
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share this with whoever
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
share this with whoever
The reason for the season
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The reason for the season
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surprisingly realistic emotions
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
surprisingly realistic emotions