Imagine sucking so much that countries where you’re not on the ballot vote against you

Good job Canada. You understood the assignment. #CDNPoli #Election2025

Hello Mr. @mark-carney.bsky.social. When you become prime minister do us all a favour and change the name of the Gulf of Alaska to the Gulf of Canada. plzkthx

I have been autistic for 49 years on this earth and I have never stimmed so hard I threw up a goddamn Nazi saute. Not even once...

I have to say, the last 4 days on Xiaohongshu has been astounding as I watch so many US citizens coming to grips with the myth of American Exceptionalism.

Apparently I was wrong about working for money... I quit my job.

Contrary to popular belief, I will in fact work for money.