Fred Asquith
@fredasquith.bsky.social
Yorkshireman in London
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Crimbo limbo peaked about half an hour ago
December 30, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Crimbo limbo peaked about half an hour ago
Life hack, when visiting home wear entirely your Dad’s clothing so you have nothing to wash
December 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Life hack, when visiting home wear entirely your Dad’s clothing so you have nothing to wash
Me? Never better
December 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Me? Never better
Starting our QUEST to the Academy Awards 2027 today…
Hop on board and help out to ensure you get invited to the Premiere.
Let’s Write A Screenplay! linktw.in/aIAsRb
Hop on board and help out to ensure you get invited to the Premiere.
Let’s Write A Screenplay! linktw.in/aIAsRb
December 27, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Starting our QUEST to the Academy Awards 2027 today…
Hop on board and help out to ensure you get invited to the Premiere.
Let’s Write A Screenplay! linktw.in/aIAsRb
Hop on board and help out to ensure you get invited to the Premiere.
Let’s Write A Screenplay! linktw.in/aIAsRb
Christmas Dinner Ready™️
December 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Christmas Dinner Ready™️
Thank you @lner.co.uk for en exquisite bathroom experience
December 22, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Thank you @lner.co.uk for en exquisite bathroom experience
When your British mate says literally one nice thing
December 21, 2024 at 9:03 AM
When your British mate says literally one nice thing
I wanna have a baby next year so I said to fiancée LOOK this is the last time we’ll be able to stay till Berghain closes for a while, so we’ve come back in 4am for the long haul and I will tell my beloved child this story
December 16, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I wanna have a baby next year so I said to fiancée LOOK this is the last time we’ll be able to stay till Berghain closes for a while, so we’ve come back in 4am for the long haul and I will tell my beloved child this story
Omg had such a crazy time in Berghain my hair is all fluffed up! One for the history books
December 15, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Omg had such a crazy time in Berghain my hair is all fluffed up! One for the history books
Just got off the phone with my best mate Ariana Grande* congratulating her on her Golden Globe nom 💚
*one comment
*one comment
December 9, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Just got off the phone with my best mate Ariana Grande* congratulating her on her Golden Globe nom 💚
*one comment
*one comment
This is a huge day for me. I’m delighted to announce that I will not be leaving the house now until the 2nd of January.
December 8, 2024 at 1:29 PM
This is a huge day for me. I’m delighted to announce that I will not be leaving the house now until the 2nd of January.
the only one at the Christmas party in a Christmas jumper never mind one with bells on
December 5, 2024 at 11:15 PM
the only one at the Christmas party in a Christmas jumper never mind one with bells on
I can’t believe he cheated on Emma Thompson for the 21st year running
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I can’t believe he cheated on Emma Thompson for the 21st year running
I’m more of an Apple Music guy tbh
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I’m more of an Apple Music guy tbh
It’s Love Actually night
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
It’s Love Actually night
I feel absolutely MANIC today in that weird way where you feel incredibly productive but also sort of not getting anything done at the same time
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I feel absolutely MANIC today in that weird way where you feel incredibly productive but also sort of not getting anything done at the same time
December 3, 2024 at 12:06 PM
As a 6ft4 bloke it is frankly infuriating and rude of someone to be taller than me never mind TWO PEOPLE???
December 3, 2024 at 11:43 AM
As a 6ft4 bloke it is frankly infuriating and rude of someone to be taller than me never mind TWO PEOPLE???
3 dessert cocktails
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
3 dessert cocktails
Me after shopping for wedding rings for 20 minutes
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Me after shopping for wedding rings for 20 minutes
Corporate Black Friday meetings
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Corporate Black Friday meetings
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 PM
When you forget why the argument even started 😂
November 27, 2024 at 12:04 PM
When you forget why the argument even started 😂
Tree is UP 🎄
Come on then Christmas, let’s flipping GOOO
Come on then Christmas, let’s flipping GOOO
November 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Tree is UP 🎄
Come on then Christmas, let’s flipping GOOO
Come on then Christmas, let’s flipping GOOO