aliwoods.bsky.social
@aliwoods.bsky.social
On the train and I’ve just heard the “HELLO MOTO” ringtone. Fascinating. Like a relic from a bygone era, an ancient song.

The lady answered and said “Just letting you know I’m on the bus” even though we’re on a train.

Magnificent few seconds.
February 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Growing up ginger in the UK
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted
Special time seeing three of Matthew Hopper's short films, including the premiere of Elephant w/ @aliwoods.bsky.social, earlier today 🎟 Each one had a valuable perspective on masculinity - thinking about how men relate to one another, and asking how they can express their vulnerabilities.
January 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Your friend who actually does Dry January
January 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How office couples propose

(With my fiance 🤞 @fredasquith.bsky.social)
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
How all straight men dress

(#1 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
January 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If my girlfriend was in A Quiet Place

(#3 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
January 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Parents randomly mentioning everyone’s race/ethnicity/religion in the story

(#4 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
January 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How it feels when you have your first healthy meal in weeks

(#6 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
January 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When someone’s annoying phone call becomes interesting

(#7 in my Top 10 Sketches of 2024)
January 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The two friendship groups you have when you’re 30

(#8 in my Top 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024)
January 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Trying to have a conversation with someone who doesn’t ask questions

(No. 9 in my 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024)
January 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Trying to avoid depression in January

#10 in my Top 10 Favourite Sketches of 2024
January 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When guys try to kiss you at the weirdest times
December 12, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Asking British people if they fancy a pint in December
December 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
POV: You’re at the Finance Christmas Party
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
When your Spotify wrapped is embarrassing

W/ @fredasquith.bsky.social @hamstandup.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 PM
British train companies when the weather’s not 100% perfect
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
On holiday with your ‘morning person’ boyfriend
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 PM