Before you talk to me, please know that I do not have anything nice to say about Big Bang Theory
October 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Before you talk to me, please know that I do not have anything nice to say about Big Bang Theory
Saw an article talking about how Trump and maga supporters are angry about trump being "snubbed" for the Nobel Peace Prize... Making it sound like a grammy or some shit. How do you expect to win an award for peace when you're deploying the troops inside the US and abducting kids to send to camps?
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Saw an article talking about how Trump and maga supporters are angry about trump being "snubbed" for the Nobel Peace Prize... Making it sound like a grammy or some shit. How do you expect to win an award for peace when you're deploying the troops inside the US and abducting kids to send to camps?
It's never too early or late to go to war with the middle east, the time is always apparently
There's oil to be stolen and we have our newest excuse to do it !!
There's oil to be stolen and we have our newest excuse to do it !!
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's never too early or late to go to war with the middle east, the time is always apparently
There's oil to be stolen and we have our newest excuse to do it !!
There's oil to be stolen and we have our newest excuse to do it !!
Genuinely tweaking because my landlords lost my rent for the second time in a year. like please grow up
May 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Genuinely tweaking because my landlords lost my rent for the second time in a year. like please grow up
The new pope is gonna walk out on the balcony any minute, does anyone have eyes on Trump rn??? I'm scared
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The new pope is gonna walk out on the balcony any minute, does anyone have eyes on Trump rn??? I'm scared
If I tell you I listen to country music just know it exclusively applies to Whitehouse Road by Tyler Childers and The Giver by Chappell Roan
March 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If I tell you I listen to country music just know it exclusively applies to Whitehouse Road by Tyler Childers and The Giver by Chappell Roan
Grew up terrified of storms because of a fear of tornadoes, so I am very happy to report that the NOAA is so understaffed that tornado warnings aren't being put out!! Can't wait to regress THANKS TRUMP
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Grew up terrified of storms because of a fear of tornadoes, so I am very happy to report that the NOAA is so understaffed that tornado warnings aren't being put out!! Can't wait to regress THANKS TRUMP
Thinking about when the "hacked 😘" thing was big. Like you're not hacking you literally just took your friends phone and posted this shit ass selfie please be fr
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thinking about when the "hacked 😘" thing was big. Like you're not hacking you literally just took your friends phone and posted this shit ass selfie please be fr
Y'all talking about wanting to be in the timeline where the assassination attempt didn't fail but can we talk about how there's a timeline out there that still has the naked chicken chalupa? If I could have both at once that would be nice but... Come on
February 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Y'all talking about wanting to be in the timeline where the assassination attempt didn't fail but can we talk about how there's a timeline out there that still has the naked chicken chalupa? If I could have both at once that would be nice but... Come on
any man with a 999 tattoo has the emotional maturity of a grape prove me wrong
February 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
any man with a 999 tattoo has the emotional maturity of a grape prove me wrong
If I see one more "can we speed up this timeline?" Or "yesss take us all" in regards to the 2032 asteroid I'm gonna lose it. Y'all pmo for real like if y'all are gonna have suicidal ideations PLEASE leave me out of it I would like to live a full life 🙌
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I see one more "can we speed up this timeline?" Or "yesss take us all" in regards to the 2032 asteroid I'm gonna lose it. Y'all pmo for real like if y'all are gonna have suicidal ideations PLEASE leave me out of it I would like to live a full life 🙌
I can't wait for the Cupid shuffle and the Wobble to die out, I was sickened to see it still existing at events in my adult life. Please keep it to Jr High dances the way god intended, it's millennial cringe and I won't apologize to any of you for saying that
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I can't wait for the Cupid shuffle and the Wobble to die out, I was sickened to see it still existing at events in my adult life. Please keep it to Jr High dances the way god intended, it's millennial cringe and I won't apologize to any of you for saying that
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Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Heroic Secret Service Agent Shields Trump From Brittany Mahomes theonion.com/heroic-...
Not huge into football but the Eagles Lowkey kinda eating rn
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not huge into football but the Eagles Lowkey kinda eating rn
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I assume we've checked whether Sabrina Carpenter is real or not.
February 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I assume we've checked whether Sabrina Carpenter is real or not.
Trying to stay off Facebook but I had to hop on and argue with Norb 😔 they make it too easy
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Trying to stay off Facebook but I had to hop on and argue with Norb 😔 they make it too easy
She oligarchy on my government till I have to pay $40 for a carton of eggs
January 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
She oligarchy on my government till I have to pay $40 for a carton of eggs
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This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
TikTok retweeting me in 2018 is a sad memory considering Twitter is no longer on my phone and TikTok is now banned. I would provide proof but I don't wanna give Twitter traffic so you guys are gonna have to take my word for it
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
TikTok retweeting me in 2018 is a sad memory considering Twitter is no longer on my phone and TikTok is now banned. I would provide proof but I don't wanna give Twitter traffic so you guys are gonna have to take my word for it
It's ok if the government won't listen to me, at least my new friends from China will during the 5 minute period twice a day that we are both awake at the same times
January 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It's ok if the government won't listen to me, at least my new friends from China will during the 5 minute period twice a day that we are both awake at the same times
I am absolutely crashing the fuck out right now
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I am absolutely crashing the fuck out right now
@e-milli.bsky.social told me that Jake Paul is just male JoJo Siwa and I hate her for putting that in my head
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
@e-milli.bsky.social told me that Jake Paul is just male JoJo Siwa and I hate her for putting that in my head
Every time I find a Q-tip on the ground I make a wish and eat the fuzzy part
November 14, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Every time I find a Q-tip on the ground I make a wish and eat the fuzzy part