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#FPL GW8 Review:
Points: 82
OR: 1.3m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): It’s always him at the moment, but should out to the defence!
🤦🏻♂️ Gyokeres: Fixtures couldn’t be better, outcomes couldn’t be worse.
Summary: Finally have some balance in the squad and feeling ok about options, on to the next!
Points: 82
OR: 1.3m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): It’s always him at the moment, but should out to the defence!
🤦🏻♂️ Gyokeres: Fixtures couldn’t be better, outcomes couldn’t be worse.
Summary: Finally have some balance in the squad and feeling ok about options, on to the next!
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No point captaining anybody but Haaland now, just get punished
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No point captaining anybody but Haaland now, just get punished
#FPL GW10 selection:
Simple change ahead of this week, Gudmundsson to Rodon with my spare £0.1m.
Haaland (c) as usual, and hoping for Gordon to finally show me something!
Good luck all.
Simple change ahead of this week, Gudmundsson to Rodon with my spare £0.1m.
Haaland (c) as usual, and hoping for Gordon to finally show me something!
Good luck all.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
#FPL GW10 selection:
Simple change ahead of this week, Gudmundsson to Rodon with my spare £0.1m.
Haaland (c) as usual, and hoping for Gordon to finally show me something!
Good luck all.
Simple change ahead of this week, Gudmundsson to Rodon with my spare £0.1m.
Haaland (c) as usual, and hoping for Gordon to finally show me something!
Good luck all.
Great to see Newcastle and Man Utd have managed 4 goals between them today and yet my trio of Gordon, Woltemade and Bruno haven’t been involved in any of them. 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Great to see Newcastle and Man Utd have managed 4 goals between them today and yet my trio of Gordon, Woltemade and Bruno haven’t been involved in any of them. 🤣
#FPL GW8 Review:
Points: 82
OR: 1.3m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): It’s always him at the moment, but should out to the defence!
🤦🏻♂️ Gyokeres: Fixtures couldn’t be better, outcomes couldn’t be worse.
Summary: Finally have some balance in the squad and feeling ok about options, on to the next!
Points: 82
OR: 1.3m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): It’s always him at the moment, but should out to the defence!
🤦🏻♂️ Gyokeres: Fixtures couldn’t be better, outcomes couldn’t be worse.
Summary: Finally have some balance in the squad and feeling ok about options, on to the next!
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
#FPL GW8 Review:
Points: 82
OR: 1.3m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): It’s always him at the moment, but should out to the defence!
🤦🏻♂️ Gyokeres: Fixtures couldn’t be better, outcomes couldn’t be worse.
Summary: Finally have some balance in the squad and feeling ok about options, on to the next!
Points: 82
OR: 1.3m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): It’s always him at the moment, but should out to the defence!
🤦🏻♂️ Gyokeres: Fixtures couldn’t be better, outcomes couldn’t be worse.
Summary: Finally have some balance in the squad and feeling ok about options, on to the next!
If you want an example of why Harry Kane is one of the great strikers, and I mean across the ages, watch his first goal tonight.
That’s with his weak foot, under pressure, whilst falling, from outside the box.
Just consistent technical brilliance, workrate, movement, passing, and so much more.
That’s with his weak foot, under pressure, whilst falling, from outside the box.
Just consistent technical brilliance, workrate, movement, passing, and so much more.
October 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you want an example of why Harry Kane is one of the great strikers, and I mean across the ages, watch his first goal tonight.
That’s with his weak foot, under pressure, whilst falling, from outside the box.
Just consistent technical brilliance, workrate, movement, passing, and so much more.
That’s with his weak foot, under pressure, whilst falling, from outside the box.
Just consistent technical brilliance, workrate, movement, passing, and so much more.
#FPL GW7 Review:
Points: 68
OR: 2.4m🔻
Captain Haaland and superstar Semenyo save me again. Annoyed at even owning Xavi at this point, let alone picking him ahead of Grealish for a -9 point swing.
Feel like I’m going round in circles chasing reliable options, hopefully 2/3 transfers to solve it.
Points: 68
OR: 2.4m🔻
Captain Haaland and superstar Semenyo save me again. Annoyed at even owning Xavi at this point, let alone picking him ahead of Grealish for a -9 point swing.
Feel like I’m going round in circles chasing reliable options, hopefully 2/3 transfers to solve it.
October 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
#FPL GW7 Review:
Points: 68
OR: 2.4m🔻
Captain Haaland and superstar Semenyo save me again. Annoyed at even owning Xavi at this point, let alone picking him ahead of Grealish for a -9 point swing.
Feel like I’m going round in circles chasing reliable options, hopefully 2/3 transfers to solve it.
Points: 68
OR: 2.4m🔻
Captain Haaland and superstar Semenyo save me again. Annoyed at even owning Xavi at this point, let alone picking him ahead of Grealish for a -9 point swing.
Feel like I’m going round in circles chasing reliable options, hopefully 2/3 transfers to solve it.
Just caught up on the Arsenal highlights from yesterday. If I was buying in an asset for goal involvements I’d rather have either full back than Gyokeres, so now he’s not on penalties that price tag looks pretty unappealing!
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just caught up on the Arsenal highlights from yesterday. If I was buying in an asset for goal involvements I’d rather have either full back than Gyokeres, so now he’s not on penalties that price tag looks pretty unappealing!
How many times have we seen Haaland completely bully centre backs who will have never had that happen to him?
One of my major criticisms of Guardiola the last few years was acting like he was above going direct, or using Haaland’s pace or strength, but now he’s been unleashed again. Terrifying.
One of my major criticisms of Guardiola the last few years was acting like he was above going direct, or using Haaland’s pace or strength, but now he’s been unleashed again. Terrifying.
October 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How many times have we seen Haaland completely bully centre backs who will have never had that happen to him?
One of my major criticisms of Guardiola the last few years was acting like he was above going direct, or using Haaland’s pace or strength, but now he’s been unleashed again. Terrifying.
One of my major criticisms of Guardiola the last few years was acting like he was above going direct, or using Haaland’s pace or strength, but now he’s been unleashed again. Terrifying.
Where do the Premier League find these referees?
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Where do the Premier League find these referees?
Should have known as a new Woltemade and Gordon owner that Newcastles goal would be scored by Bruno G and assisted by Dan Burn! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
October 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Should have known as a new Woltemade and Gordon owner that Newcastles goal would be scored by Bruno G and assisted by Dan Burn! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
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Full-time: Palace 2-1 Liverpool
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Full-time: Palace 2-1 Liverpool
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
The most dramatic of finishes. Almost the last touch of the game from Eddie Nketiah to take the ball down on his chest and volley it through Alisson's legs.
That is the never give up attitude Glasner has instilled in this team. A just reward. #CPFC
#FPL GW6 selection:
After last weeks horror show, taking a -4 to get Xavi (dropped) and Palmer to captain him, I’m now on a -8 this week to deal with my Ekitike and Palmer issues. 🤣
Rolling with the punches, Haaland triple captain!
Good luck all.
After last weeks horror show, taking a -4 to get Xavi (dropped) and Palmer to captain him, I’m now on a -8 this week to deal with my Ekitike and Palmer issues. 🤣
Rolling with the punches, Haaland triple captain!
Good luck all.
September 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
#FPL GW6 selection:
After last weeks horror show, taking a -4 to get Xavi (dropped) and Palmer to captain him, I’m now on a -8 this week to deal with my Ekitike and Palmer issues. 🤣
Rolling with the punches, Haaland triple captain!
Good luck all.
After last weeks horror show, taking a -4 to get Xavi (dropped) and Palmer to captain him, I’m now on a -8 this week to deal with my Ekitike and Palmer issues. 🤣
Rolling with the punches, Haaland triple captain!
Good luck all.
Guess who sold Bruno to buy Palmer and captain him? 🙋♂️
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Guess who sold Bruno to buy Palmer and captain him? 🙋♂️
Good luck to whoever is commentating on the Wolves game today:
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Good luck to whoever is commentating on the Wolves game today:
#FPL GW5 Lineup
Slightly annoying -4 having just Wildcarded, Isak getting more minutes than expected means I don’t want to risk Gakpo & Ekitike.
Bruno, Gakpo & Porro > Palmer (c), Xavi & VDV.
Good luck all!
Slightly annoying -4 having just Wildcarded, Isak getting more minutes than expected means I don’t want to risk Gakpo & Ekitike.
Bruno, Gakpo & Porro > Palmer (c), Xavi & VDV.
Good luck all!
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
#FPL GW5 Lineup
Slightly annoying -4 having just Wildcarded, Isak getting more minutes than expected means I don’t want to risk Gakpo & Ekitike.
Bruno, Gakpo & Porro > Palmer (c), Xavi & VDV.
Good luck all!
Slightly annoying -4 having just Wildcarded, Isak getting more minutes than expected means I don’t want to risk Gakpo & Ekitike.
Bruno, Gakpo & Porro > Palmer (c), Xavi & VDV.
Good luck all!
#FPL GW4 Review:
Points: 80
OR: 1.46m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): Took the risk on swapping Salah to Haaland and it has paid off so far. Defence all got a clean sheet too.
🤦🏻♂️ Gakpo & Ekitike: Worst case scenario blanks with Salah pen + bonus!
Summary: Wildcard paying dividends.
Points: 80
OR: 1.46m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): Took the risk on swapping Salah to Haaland and it has paid off so far. Defence all got a clean sheet too.
🤦🏻♂️ Gakpo & Ekitike: Worst case scenario blanks with Salah pen + bonus!
Summary: Wildcard paying dividends.
September 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
#FPL GW4 Review:
Points: 80
OR: 1.46m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): Took the risk on swapping Salah to Haaland and it has paid off so far. Defence all got a clean sheet too.
🤦🏻♂️ Gakpo & Ekitike: Worst case scenario blanks with Salah pen + bonus!
Summary: Wildcard paying dividends.
Points: 80
OR: 1.46m ⬆️
⭐️ Haaland (c): Took the risk on swapping Salah to Haaland and it has paid off so far. Defence all got a clean sheet too.
🤦🏻♂️ Gakpo & Ekitike: Worst case scenario blanks with Salah pen + bonus!
Summary: Wildcard paying dividends.
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🎙️ Arne Slot. #LFC
Team news...
On Isak...
'Don't expect him to be every single game 90 minutes on the pitch. That's definitely not going to happen in the upcoming weeks. He missed a proper preseason - I think he missed 3-4 months of team sessions, and so now we have to build him up gradually.'
Team news...
On Isak...
'Don't expect him to be every single game 90 minutes on the pitch. That's definitely not going to happen in the upcoming weeks. He missed a proper preseason - I think he missed 3-4 months of team sessions, and so now we have to build him up gradually.'
September 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
🎙️ Arne Slot. #LFC
Team news...
On Isak...
'Don't expect him to be every single game 90 minutes on the pitch. That's definitely not going to happen in the upcoming weeks. He missed a proper preseason - I think he missed 3-4 months of team sessions, and so now we have to build him up gradually.'
Team news...
On Isak...
'Don't expect him to be every single game 90 minutes on the pitch. That's definitely not going to happen in the upcoming weeks. He missed a proper preseason - I think he missed 3-4 months of team sessions, and so now we have to build him up gradually.'
Sarr injured on Sunday night as reports say he’s out for 4-6 weeks with a hamstring issue.
He scored the 3rd goal in the 78th minute and yet Palace didn’t choose to rotate him (or anyone else) as they only used 4 subs.
Glasner making a point about eg Esse has only ended up hurting his selections.
He scored the 3rd goal in the 78th minute and yet Palace didn’t choose to rotate him (or anyone else) as they only used 4 subs.
Glasner making a point about eg Esse has only ended up hurting his selections.
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sarr injured on Sunday night as reports say he’s out for 4-6 weeks with a hamstring issue.
He scored the 3rd goal in the 78th minute and yet Palace didn’t choose to rotate him (or anyone else) as they only used 4 subs.
Glasner making a point about eg Esse has only ended up hurting his selections.
He scored the 3rd goal in the 78th minute and yet Palace didn’t choose to rotate him (or anyone else) as they only used 4 subs.
Glasner making a point about eg Esse has only ended up hurting his selections.
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See people saying that Palace had all summer to sign a replacement for Guehi.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
September 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
See people saying that Palace had all summer to sign a replacement for Guehi.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
Similarly, Liverpool had all summer to put in a serious bid.
Some of the Liverpool fan takes on the Guehi deal falling through are utterly bizarre.
Because others acted terribly and got moves and Guehi hasn’t, somehow it’s Palace’s fault not replacing him early and/or knowing the Igor move would collapse last minute, despite Liverpool bidding late. 🤷🏻♂️
Because others acted terribly and got moves and Guehi hasn’t, somehow it’s Palace’s fault not replacing him early and/or knowing the Igor move would collapse last minute, despite Liverpool bidding late. 🤷🏻♂️
September 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Some of the Liverpool fan takes on the Guehi deal falling through are utterly bizarre.
Because others acted terribly and got moves and Guehi hasn’t, somehow it’s Palace’s fault not replacing him early and/or knowing the Igor move would collapse last minute, despite Liverpool bidding late. 🤷🏻♂️
Because others acted terribly and got moves and Guehi hasn’t, somehow it’s Palace’s fault not replacing him early and/or knowing the Igor move would collapse last minute, despite Liverpool bidding late. 🤷🏻♂️
Joe Rodon is going to torment me from my bench all season isn’t he? 🤣
Got the 2 pointer for him last week after having players missing, but missed the 14 points across GW’s 1&3, and would have been my highest scoring defender this week despite using the Free Hit. 🤷🏻♂️
Got the 2 pointer for him last week after having players missing, but missed the 14 points across GW’s 1&3, and would have been my highest scoring defender this week despite using the Free Hit. 🤷🏻♂️
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Joe Rodon is going to torment me from my bench all season isn’t he? 🤣
Got the 2 pointer for him last week after having players missing, but missed the 14 points across GW’s 1&3, and would have been my highest scoring defender this week despite using the Free Hit. 🤷🏻♂️
Got the 2 pointer for him last week after having players missing, but missed the 14 points across GW’s 1&3, and would have been my highest scoring defender this week despite using the Free Hit. 🤷🏻♂️