FPL Hedgehog
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Love the FPL, love the Arsenal.
5 x top 1.5k finishes and they were all luck.
5 x top 1.5k finishes and they were all luck.
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might go Saliba. He's not high on the DefCon charts though.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
might go Saliba. He's not high on the DefCon charts though.
This is not remotely normal he’s on his way to being the greatest goalscorer that’s ever lived
🤖🇳🇴 Erling Haaland reaches 30 goals this season in all competitions with club and country! 53 goals in 47 games with Norway.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is not remotely normal he’s on his way to being the greatest goalscorer that’s ever lived
It’s all good fun until a penalty like that is given in a high stakes KO round
Just feels like roulette
Just feels like roulette
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s all good fun until a penalty like that is given in a high stakes KO round
Just feels like roulette
Just feels like roulette
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The PL table that I think is most relevant is the “here’s the table if all goals count” table.
October 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The PL table that I think is most relevant is the “here’s the table if all goals count” table.
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7 points clear of Liverpool.
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
7 points clear of Liverpool.
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Why Chelsea are still my title favourites.
Join Dan Bardell and me as we preview the Premier League weekend on the 1992.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYSQ...
Join Dan Bardell and me as we preview the Premier League weekend on the 1992.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYSQ...
August 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Why Chelsea are still my title favourites.
Join Dan Bardell and me as we preview the Premier League weekend on the 1992.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYSQ...
Join Dan Bardell and me as we preview the Premier League weekend on the 1992.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYSQ...
Boring games for yourselves, entertaining games for your rivals 👌🏼
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Boring games for yourselves, entertaining games for your rivals 👌🏼
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Remember these days?
Three whole fucking weeks ago.
Three whole fucking weeks ago.
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Remember these days?
Three whole fucking weeks ago.
Three whole fucking weeks ago.
Through the man to get the ball. Really clear and obvious that. Good process again.
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Through the man to get the ball. Really clear and obvious that. Good process again.
I honestly find it so funny that ‘open play xG’ has only been a thing since Arsenal started cheat coding set pieces
"If you’d tell me that we've conceded 40% of our goals from set pieces & the number one in the league has scored 60% of their goals from set pieces and we're still one point behind that team, I would probably think, 'it's not even that bad!'"
Are you trying to tell me setpieces don't count?
Are you trying to tell me setpieces don't count?
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I honestly find it so funny that ‘open play xG’ has only been a thing since Arsenal started cheat coding set pieces
He’s the best player in the league in the same way Jesse Lingard and Miguel Almiron were previously the best players in the league
There's a strong case that he's the best player in the Premier League right now, as we discuss here:
theanalyst.com/articles/ant...
theanalyst.com/articles/ant...
Right Now, Antoine Semenyo is the Best Player in the Premier League | Opta Analyst
Antoine Semenyo is driving Bournemouth’s best-ever season. The stats prove he’s not just their star — he might be the Premier League’s most in-form player.
theanalyst.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
He’s the best player in the league in the same way Jesse Lingard and Miguel Almiron were previously the best players in the league
Spurs with the ‘Champions of Europe’ chant.
Says a lot
Says a lot
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Spurs with the ‘Champions of Europe’ chant.
Says a lot
Says a lot
Who plays up front when Isak breaks down?
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Who plays up front when Isak breaks down?
THE FUCKING ARSENAL
September 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
THE FUCKING ARSENAL
Get Saka off right now that’s enough
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Get Saka off right now that’s enough
Absolutely fucking bizarre take
I would love to see what people said about City/Arsenal if we went to the Etihad, got a lead, and defended for our lives for 80 mins whilst taking all our attackers off for defenders.
Wait, we did it with 10 men for 45 last season and got slated for it. Oh well.
I would love to see what people said about City/Arsenal if we went to the Etihad, got a lead, and defended for our lives for 80 mins whilst taking all our attackers off for defenders.
Wait, we did it with 10 men for 45 last season and got slated for it. Oh well.
‘Arsenal have quality within the squad. Why were they playing Tranmere Rovers football for 89 minutes?’
Was this a good point for Mikel Arteta and Arsenal against Manchester City?
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Was this a good point for Mikel Arteta and Arsenal against Manchester City?
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September 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Absolutely fucking bizarre take
I would love to see what people said about City/Arsenal if we went to the Etihad, got a lead, and defended for our lives for 80 mins whilst taking all our attackers off for defenders.
Wait, we did it with 10 men for 45 last season and got slated for it. Oh well.
I would love to see what people said about City/Arsenal if we went to the Etihad, got a lead, and defended for our lives for 80 mins whilst taking all our attackers off for defenders.
Wait, we did it with 10 men for 45 last season and got slated for it. Oh well.
This is so, so good. Can identify with every word. Media and fan narratives are insane at present.
A story about Gabriel Martinelli, and Pep Guardiola the coward
Thunder follows the flash
On Gabriel Martinelli, lucidity, and a controlled anger
redstory.substack.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is so, so good. Can identify with every word. Media and fan narratives are insane at present.
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Perhaps the most exasperating part of Michael Cox's latest yelling at clouds is its conclusion praising Liverpool, in whose most recent match relevant to the context of his discussion put up 9 shots for 0.5 xG at home against an opponent missing several key players.
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Perhaps the most exasperating part of Michael Cox's latest yelling at clouds is its conclusion praising Liverpool, in whose most recent match relevant to the context of his discussion put up 9 shots for 0.5 xG at home against an opponent missing several key players.
Think Arteta got it wrong today in the first half
Still some sight watching a Pep team with 11 men in a low block with 10 defenders + Doku with 20 to go
Still some sight watching a Pep team with 11 men in a low block with 10 defenders + Doku with 20 to go
September 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Think Arteta got it wrong today in the first half
Still some sight watching a Pep team with 11 men in a low block with 10 defenders + Doku with 20 to go
Still some sight watching a Pep team with 11 men in a low block with 10 defenders + Doku with 20 to go
Not this prick again
Bernardo Silva via Sky Sports: Our biggest rival by far is Liverpool, because those are the guys that always competed with us for titles, and they also managed to win. You see a team like Arsenal getting better and being able to start fighting for title, even they haven't reached that level.
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Not this prick again
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Somebody tells you "Martinelli scored in the Champions League" and you wouldn't even have to see it, you can picture the whole thing
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Somebody tells you "Martinelli scored in the Champions League" and you wouldn't even have to see it, you can picture the whole thing
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Man Utd are basically the kid who picked on you at school that became bloated and balding in adulthood, constantly gets belittled at work and desperately leaps from one failed relationship to the next since their marriage ended
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Man Utd are basically the kid who picked on you at school that became bloated and balding in adulthood, constantly gets belittled at work and desperately leaps from one failed relationship to the next since their marriage ended