Justin Fox
@foxjustin.bsky.social
Autonomic nervous system with accessories. Base model.
I'm really sick of hearing people's phone speaker. I know I'm the weird one here, but it's like a stab in the ear. #oldmanyellsatcloud
July 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm really sick of hearing people's phone speaker. I know I'm the weird one here, but it's like a stab in the ear. #oldmanyellsatcloud
The best part about outback steakhouse is renaming my bathroom the stake back outhouse.
June 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The best part about outback steakhouse is renaming my bathroom the stake back outhouse.
To use the secret decoder ring place the secret decoder helmet on your head arranged so that secret decoder ring is visible through the classified decoder visor.
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
To use the secret decoder ring place the secret decoder helmet on your head arranged so that secret decoder ring is visible through the classified decoder visor.
The amount of A.I. I want when I open NOTEPAD is god damn mother fucking absolute zero. omfg
March 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The amount of A.I. I want when I open NOTEPAD is god damn mother fucking absolute zero. omfg
fart : flatulate :: burp : eructate
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
fart : flatulate :: burp : eructate
Spiritual enlightenment is a commercially available product. It comes in a green plastic bottle and it is a liquid that smells vaguely like cucumbers.
February 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Spiritual enlightenment is a commercially available product. It comes in a green plastic bottle and it is a liquid that smells vaguely like cucumbers.
It's embarrassing when your team only wins 3 of the last six championships and only even appeared in 5 of the last six. What are we even doing?
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's embarrassing when your team only wins 3 of the last six championships and only even appeared in 5 of the last six. What are we even doing?
@neurosismancer.gay congratulations
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@neurosismancer.gay congratulations
Halftime at the sports season finale. Now is the time where Taylor does her black magic and hypnotizes the refs into giving us all of the calls. It's almost too easy.
February 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Halftime at the sports season finale. Now is the time where Taylor does her black magic and hypnotizes the refs into giving us all of the calls. It's almost too easy.
Pro tip: before someone goes onstage, you can say "break a leg!" and they will like it. But if you say "shatter your femur" they get real weird on you.
January 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pro tip: before someone goes onstage, you can say "break a leg!" and they will like it. But if you say "shatter your femur" they get real weird on you.
@taylorswiftjets.grndcntrl.net tackled so many mother fuckers for so many touchdowns!
January 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@taylorswiftjets.grndcntrl.net tackled so many mother fuckers for so many touchdowns!
Reposted by Justin Fox
I ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THIS
lawful good = you return OTHER people's carts
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THIS
If you see this, post something toothy.
December 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
If you see this, post something toothy.