The Black Mirror, Hotel Reverie episode just twisted up every emotion I have.

😭

Not doing New York City Governor's Ball this year (lineup wasn't appealing to me), so partner surprised my with vip Coachella tickets for my birthday instead.

First year going. 😍

Aespa was amazing tonight

"I feel something so right, doing the wrong thing"
-one republic, counting stars

Trying to blame something on a theory you heard from tiktok is about the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Where's your evidence.

Waiting for everyone to switch over to BlueSky from the other app.

(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)

"I just want Americans to be healthy!"

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She gets mad at him because she likes to run full speed and he likes to stroll

My cat sits there all day looking at me