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FORGED Not Born
@forgednotborn.bsky.social
Indie game designer, platinum-selling TTRPG creator on drivethrurpg, & fascist-punching military veteran.

I provide RPG stories & tips, sage advice on sages, history, & geeky terrain projects. Political views are socialist, my own, & testy :)

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I'm all for the concept of 'no purity tests' on the left, but I draw the line at those who say we shouldn't loudly & fully support fundamental rights for individuals & groups out of fear it's not a winning or popular strategy.

What do we win by marginalizing anyone who wants to overthrow fascism?
October 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Friendly reminder to block, not engage with the escaped lab monkeys who come here to fling poo!
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
In a functioning democracy, masked armed thugs would be treated as criminals, regardless of the presence of badges.

Secret Police have no place here.

This is not normal.

Full stop.
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In honor of October, what's a 4-word horror story only someone in your profession would get?

"... assesses with high confidence..."
In honor of October, what’s a 4-word horror story only someone in your profession would get?

“Add a Battle Pass”
You mean, like GTA?
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
For my fellow Pinterest users, you can now begin to filter GenAI results - go to:

Settings > Home Feed Tuner > then scroll all the way right to Gen AI Interests. You'll see lots of radio buttons, so just turn them all off.

Not sure how well this works so far, but so much slop there the past year!
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
As a drama enthusiast & roleplayer, I pride myself in an amateur but passable rendition of various regional accents in English-speaking countries.

But the scouse accent is just...

Its like they took Sean Bean, got him drunk, put him in a blender, then told him to read a grocery list.

In Dutch.
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Gosh, they're so... so close to realizing it, yeah?
October 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Stealey Robert McStealerface says asking people for use permission before stealing their life's work would 'kill' the grabby-stealey industry.
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ea Nasir says asking copper sellers to ensure the quality of their wares would 'kill' the shady copper dealer industry.
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Tom Homan says prosecuting people who take bribes from undercover agents on camera would 'kill' the bribe industry.
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Saruman the Wise says asking Rohan for use permission before sending the Dunlendings into their homeland would 'kill' the 'Going Hence in Bitterness' industry.
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The King was heard to say "I don't know what could be worse than the Burgh of Port-of-Land. You don't even have shoppes anymore. They doth not even put panes up. Fosooth, they lay pinewood upon their casements."
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The geoluread-faced King in Watching-Town is vexed.

When asked by the market cryers if he wished to suspend habeus corpus, he replied: "Whoever is she? She is not mine own sort. I ne'er have met her."
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When I want players to sympathize with a villain, but still hate them, I use M-A-D:

- Mirrors: While aims may align with the PCs, methods differ.
- Ardor: They truly love or believe in a good someone/something.
- Damned: No matter the motives or charm, they do one unforgiveable, irredeemable thing.
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Your yearly reminder that our right to speak up and protest, an enduring trust in the courts, and our ability to vote without undue restraints ARE the compromise position to the anthropologically and historically preferred method of eating the oligarchs and their families at the first opportunity.
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Your secret is safe with my indifference." Might still hold the record as the baddest quote in the last quarter-century.
September 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Aww man, this one was uncomfortably easy...
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
List of topics:

- Which one of you made fun of my daisy-duke crossfit shorts the other day?

- I keep hearing the word 'logistics' and at this point I'm embarrassed to ask what it means. Please explain it like I'm 5.

- Do any of you know any women or people of color I've missed we can still fire?
September 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Gossamer Dragon is one of the rarest breeds of drake; not the best flyer, but it loves to dance in dust devils and summer breezes, hoping to attract a mate.
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I was a young cryptologic sailor stationed overseas, watching an old adversary on the other side of the world. It was evening in Japan when the first tower was struck, and we had a monsoonal downpour that flooded our base.

My memories of that night are still crisp, half a lifetime later.
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Due to Order 66's timeliness, no one was ever held to account for the years and years of youngling trauma from Master Yoda's 'secret wisdom' private sessions...
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
New DC occupation logo just dropped.
August 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Maisters of Donjons & Destriers also knew the struggle...
August 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Though Democrats lament the eating of children, Republicans herald President Trump's push to eat more children as a victory for child eaters.

We at the Baltimore Sun pride ourselves in painting this as a set of perfectly equal and valid viewpoints.
August 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Can my toaster love?
Does my ceiling fan experience ennui?
Is my phone lonely?
Is my electric razor soft-quitting?
Are my lightbulbs considering unionizing?
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM