Im smoking a joint on the porch enjoying a late spring rain in Western Massachusetts, you cannot comprehend my bliss
May 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Im smoking a joint on the porch enjoying a late spring rain in Western Massachusetts, you cannot comprehend my bliss
Permanently longing for the smokey mountains
May 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Permanently longing for the smokey mountains
Limited Edition Lays Fried Green Tomato please come back to me!
May 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Limited Edition Lays Fried Green Tomato please come back to me!
Dont speak, im feeding my snorlax before bed
April 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dont speak, im feeding my snorlax before bed
Feel the rain on your skin 👀🤪
March 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Feel the rain on your skin 👀🤪
Notice how we’re all deep in nostalgia lately? Yeah, that’s because our reality currently sucks ass
February 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Notice how we’re all deep in nostalgia lately? Yeah, that’s because our reality currently sucks ass
Consistently stewing over the fact that my landlord asked me to stop vacuuming during the day because it was too loud meanwhile Im in meetings and she’s hammering and running a saw
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Consistently stewing over the fact that my landlord asked me to stop vacuuming during the day because it was too loud meanwhile Im in meetings and she’s hammering and running a saw
Snow coming in a few hours, an insurance CEO has been shot, and my peach green tea is warm
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Snow coming in a few hours, an insurance CEO has been shot, and my peach green tea is warm
On the clock, just flat out chilling
December 4, 2024 at 2:49 PM
On the clock, just flat out chilling
Defying Gravity (learning how to use steam radiators)
December 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Defying Gravity (learning how to use steam radiators)
Having a good day so far- I’ll keep it up!
December 2, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Having a good day so far- I’ll keep it up!
I’ll be back when I can block retweets from accounts I follow
November 25, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I’ll be back when I can block retweets from accounts I follow
Now that I am not a child and I am not having children, child labor sounds fine to me!
November 22, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Now that I am not a child and I am not having children, child labor sounds fine to me!
And what if I started biting
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
And what if I started biting
The true ball and chain was never a wife! It was the family dog!
November 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
The true ball and chain was never a wife! It was the family dog!
Making a linktree, but it’s just my cashapp, venmo, and my old club penguin blog
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Making a linktree, but it’s just my cashapp, venmo, and my old club penguin blog
Always wanted a birthday at the zoo but I was born in December
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Always wanted a birthday at the zoo but I was born in December
Clocking in to work!
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Clocking in to work!
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That's it I'm moving to Donkey Kong Country
November 14, 2024 at 5:24 AM
That's it I'm moving to Donkey Kong Country
All I know is the whore that stole JanelleMonae on here better be ready to relinquish when the time comes
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 PM
All I know is the whore that stole JanelleMonae on here better be ready to relinquish when the time comes
I am no longer 21 how tf am I supposed to rebuild a following
November 14, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I am no longer 21 how tf am I supposed to rebuild a following