Brienne of Farts
@forestsea.bsky.social
Kinda dumb
Eternally 27 years old.
Eternally 27 years old.
I’m sure nobody gives a shit but if you want to give me money for music I create today is a good day to do it.
burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
Eternal Transience Of Being, by Bury Them And Keep Quiet
8 track album
burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I’m sure nobody gives a shit but if you want to give me money for music I create today is a good day to do it.
burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
burythemandkeepquiet.bandcamp.com/album/eterna...
Took the absolute worst smelliest dump of my life this morning and my tankless toilet wouldnt flush so I kept trying and the water slowly got dangerously close to the rim before the pressure finally allowed it to flush and it came dangerously close to my own personal hell.
AMA.
AMA.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Took the absolute worst smelliest dump of my life this morning and my tankless toilet wouldnt flush so I kept trying and the water slowly got dangerously close to the rim before the pressure finally allowed it to flush and it came dangerously close to my own personal hell.
AMA.
AMA.
I think the only reason I am on this site is because I feel like it fills some social void in me, like I can be seen as cool or desirable or funny or pretty if the right people acknowledge it. I have friend-crushes on a lot of the people I follow, but I don’t catch any of their attention.
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I think the only reason I am on this site is because I feel like it fills some social void in me, like I can be seen as cool or desirable or funny or pretty if the right people acknowledge it. I have friend-crushes on a lot of the people I follow, but I don’t catch any of their attention.
Taking the strap to the hilt in a way that propounds radical animal liberation through spirituality and anti-capitalism.
bouncing on it in a way that preserves my aura of mystery
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Taking the strap to the hilt in a way that propounds radical animal liberation through spirituality and anti-capitalism.
My band Receive is playing on January 23 with some pretty sick bands in queens and a cozy lil brewery. Anyone who wants to be in a room with a wall of music so loud it vibrates your lungs please come through.
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My band Receive is playing on January 23 with some pretty sick bands in queens and a cozy lil brewery. Anyone who wants to be in a room with a wall of music so loud it vibrates your lungs please come through.
2026 is gonna be a year of physical media for me. Today it’s Sophie B Hawkins’ “Whaler.”
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
2026 is gonna be a year of physical media for me. Today it’s Sophie B Hawkins’ “Whaler.”
How it started. How it’s going. Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
How it started. How it’s going. Happy New Year.
I just did my shot while pooping on the toilet at work. I feel like this is a new era. 2026 LFG.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I just did my shot while pooping on the toilet at work. I feel like this is a new era. 2026 LFG.
I’m pretty high right now but I think that we can achieve peace if we all simply connected over our shared love for pancakes with maple syrup.
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’m pretty high right now but I think that we can achieve peace if we all simply connected over our shared love for pancakes with maple syrup.
On Christmas Eve my partner and I saw a dude having some kind of attention-grabbing/mental-episode outburst and flung himself onto the train tracks. No way am I gonna get him up off them, so I hustled down to the end of the platform and turned on my phone flashlight
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
On Christmas Eve my partner and I saw a dude having some kind of attention-grabbing/mental-episode outburst and flung himself onto the train tracks. No way am I gonna get him up off them, so I hustled down to the end of the platform and turned on my phone flashlight
Merry Christmas queers
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Merry Christmas queers
Kitty time, beautiful butch dyke, green room lighting
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Kitty time, beautiful butch dyke, green room lighting
Bought a nonzero number of bras that I immediately grew out of.
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bought a nonzero number of bras that I immediately grew out of.
In case any of you were wondering: I dislike Christmas music except for Gary Hoey’s rendition of “You’re A Mean One, Mr Grinch.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In case any of you were wondering: I dislike Christmas music except for Gary Hoey’s rendition of “You’re A Mean One, Mr Grinch.”
Reposted by Brienne of Farts
GET SOMEONE NEW INTO LUST HAG TODAY
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
GET SOMEONE NEW INTO LUST HAG TODAY
Come see my band play tonight in Brooklyn at Sleepwalk 251 Bushwick Ave @ 7pm
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Come see my band play tonight in Brooklyn at Sleepwalk 251 Bushwick Ave @ 7pm
The little hearts I get from people liking my posts on this app is directly tied to my self esteem some days. It’s why I show my boobs on here for free. But apparently people don’t like seeing them on here so I’ll have to whip them out in public and tell jokes?
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The little hearts I get from people liking my posts on this app is directly tied to my self esteem some days. It’s why I show my boobs on here for free. But apparently people don’t like seeing them on here so I’ll have to whip them out in public and tell jokes?
Anyone know where I can sell my panties to people who are into that sort of thing?
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Anyone know where I can sell my panties to people who are into that sort of thing?
Finally getting over this cold. It rocked me so hard my goodness.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finally getting over this cold. It rocked me so hard my goodness.