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Brienne of Farts
@forestsea.bsky.social
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Weaponizing incompetence and firmly planted in my dumb bitch era.

Bassist of RECEIVE.

BuryThemAndKeepQuiet.Bandcamp.com
OceanOfGhosts.Bandcamp.com
GroomerGrind.Bandcamp.com
DrownedForest.Bandcamp.com

Petter of cats and dogs.
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Making a sacrifice to the poop gods, lesbian love in a Photo Booth, hella good lighting in a basement in Portland, bootie tattoos with my fellow Mudflap Girl
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I just found out that my girlfriend named her main go-to Pokémon after me. In the words of Chandler Bing: “can I BE any more wet?”
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Got a pot of dildumbo cooking.
A pot of boiling water with a dildo in it, for disinfecting purposes, adorably called “dildumbo” by my girlfriend. Like dildo gumbo. You know.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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*sigh*
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
whatahellofawaytodad.com Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · Oct 21
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Real love is a beautiful butch sending you photos of dinosaur fossils to think about because you’re expecting a physically and mentally taxing day at work.
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I got a bunch of my hair chopped off and I fw it
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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“Liberate tutemet ex inferis”
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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TOULET SELFIE
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Trying on clothes at the thrift store. Caution: my boobs.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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HELL POINT
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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My girlfriend’s review of feet, having never seen them:
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Subscribe to my band’s newsletter! Find out about goings-on!
October 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Do any musicians want to trade bandcamp download codes with me?
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Also: I think I have Nintendo Thumb. Kinda sucks.
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Coal Chamber was one of the best bands of the nu metal era, and their self titled album is perfect.
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I’m listening to Green Day’s Dookie for the first time in at least 20 years and I’m surprised that I still remember most of the lyrics. It is a certified banger from start to finish.
October 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I’m having a good hip day. Enjoy the tasteful view.
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Unashamed take: the last two minutes and ten seconds of Korn’s“Faget” is a great example of dynamics in a heavy song from the early 90s, and is one of their best moments.
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Self care girlies watching car crash videos
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I’m in my cool girl era
September 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I feel like such a rich preppy kid because technically I have money but like I “can’t touch it because my dad (the IRS) will kill me (kill me)”
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I’m literally a cute lil gremlin. Also huh I kinda just realized I can like, just show my nipples on here. And like, no one can stop me. Huh.
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Like Sméagol except I don’t think I’m brave enough to rock a loincloth like that.
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Got too much fuckin shit on me j/k come see my band play in Huntington at Calling Bell tonight wearing this cute top
September 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM