Ford Silph
@ford.pokenavs.net
COO of Silph Holdings 💼 Former Mauville City Gym Leader ⚔️ I have a reputation to uphold 🤺 My butler’s name is John Paul… 👔 [he/him]
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Ford Silph
@ford.pokenavs.net
· Nov 8
How much could a Nanab Berry cost, John Paul? Five Pokédollars?
Please accept this as formal notification of my resignation from the position of Mauville City Gym Leader.
The decision has been made after sustained internal review and consideration of ongoing structural realignments—both personal and organizational.
The decision has been made after sustained internal review and consideration of ongoing structural realignments—both personal and organizational.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Please accept this as formal notification of my resignation from the position of Mauville City Gym Leader.
The decision has been made after sustained internal review and consideration of ongoing structural realignments—both personal and organizational.
The decision has been made after sustained internal review and consideration of ongoing structural realignments—both personal and organizational.
Skarmory and I have been… attempting… to rehearse for dodgeball. What happens if you sever the ball in two? Is it a regulation block or a fumble? Mm.
September 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Skarmory and I have been… attempting… to rehearse for dodgeball. What happens if you sever the ball in two? Is it a regulation block or a fumble? Mm.
@petra-fied.bsky.social [txt] We are partners. We should rehearse. I was not preparing for dodgeball.
August 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@petra-fied.bsky.social [txt] We are partners. We should rehearse. I was not preparing for dodgeball.
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Ahem. This is official. Liza signed off on it.
2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings
Lisia + Brawly
Norman + Liza
Petra + Ford
Khepri + Ignatius
Winona + Sidney
Phoebe + Tate
2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings
Lisia + Brawly
Norman + Liza
Petra + Ford
Khepri + Ignatius
Winona + Sidney
Phoebe + Tate
August 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ahem. This is official. Liza signed off on it.
2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings
Lisia + Brawly
Norman + Liza
Petra + Ford
Khepri + Ignatius
Winona + Sidney
Phoebe + Tate
2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings
Lisia + Brawly
Norman + Liza
Petra + Ford
Khepri + Ignatius
Winona + Sidney
Phoebe + Tate
Dodgeball? I thought this was Volleyball…
August 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dodgeball? I thought this was Volleyball…
John Paul, look at this email.
“Upcoming: The Hoenn League Annual Volleyball Duos Tournament”?
“Benefitting the Route 117 Pokémon Day Care”?
“Required Attendance”?
“Paired Randomly”?
“Upcoming: The Hoenn League Annual Volleyball Duos Tournament”?
“Benefitting the Route 117 Pokémon Day Care”?
“Required Attendance”?
“Paired Randomly”?
August 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
John Paul, look at this email.
“Upcoming: The Hoenn League Annual Volleyball Duos Tournament”?
“Benefitting the Route 117 Pokémon Day Care”?
“Required Attendance”?
“Paired Randomly”?
“Upcoming: The Hoenn League Annual Volleyball Duos Tournament”?
“Benefitting the Route 117 Pokémon Day Care”?
“Required Attendance”?
“Paired Randomly”?
I don’t think I’m good at this. But maybe that’s not the point.
August 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t think I’m good at this. But maybe that’s not the point.
Oh hello, Wattson. I hope you are well. @electricgrandpa.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oh hello, Wattson. I hope you are well. @electricgrandpa.bsky.social
Petra, do you have time to talk? @petra-fied.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Petra, do you have time to talk? @petra-fied.bsky.social
To perform for a capitalist would be against an artist’s intention and would therefore violate the art in and of itself.
Ahem.
ANARCHY!
Ahem.
ANARCHY!
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
To perform for a capitalist would be against an artist’s intention and would therefore violate the art in and of itself.
Ahem.
ANARCHY!
Ahem.
ANARCHY!
John Paul, do you think he will sign my Malignant Chain T-Shirt?
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
John Paul, do you think he will sign my Malignant Chain T-Shirt?
*trips on his way out when someone scoots their chair out*
July 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*trips on his way out when someone scoots their chair out*
PowerPoint offers a variety of standard templates for the less creatively inclined. One such standout would be the Plum option. Modern and professional while also earthy and approachable.
PowerPoint is Orange... OneNote is Purple...
July 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
PowerPoint offers a variety of standard templates for the less creatively inclined. One such standout would be the Plum option. Modern and professional while also earthy and approachable.
Quite the contrary. A neutral lavender is a perfectly appropriate shade for offices with high levels of stress to calm employees and pacify clients. My parents’ property management company utilizes this in their headquarters in Celadon City.
Cubicle lavender can't be real
July 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Quite the contrary. A neutral lavender is a perfectly appropriate shade for offices with high levels of stress to calm employees and pacify clients. My parents’ property management company utilizes this in their headquarters in Celadon City.
I’ve always been quite keen of purple.
July 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’ve always been quite keen of purple.
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I might be about to lose this bet and destroy my stomach in the process, but at least I'm gonna look good doing it. Ready for our dinner reservations? @ford.pokenavs.net
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I might be about to lose this bet and destroy my stomach in the process, but at least I'm gonna look good doing it. Ready for our dinner reservations? @ford.pokenavs.net
Photography is fine, I suppose.
July 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Photography is fine, I suppose.
Good evening, Hoenn. I’ve officially surpassed my 90 day review. As you all may know a gym leader and the league commit to an “at-will” two party contractual partnership. At the 90 day mark is a review for both parties to consider their mutual experience…
July 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Good evening, Hoenn. I’ve officially surpassed my 90 day review. As you all may know a gym leader and the league commit to an “at-will” two party contractual partnership. At the 90 day mark is a review for both parties to consider their mutual experience…
Practice lately has been a wash.
June 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Practice lately has been a wash.
I will be on the popular YouTube series The Button tomorrow evening when the episode is uploaded to the The Cut YouTube channel at 8/7C…
June 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I will be on the popular YouTube series The Button tomorrow evening when the episode is uploaded to the The Cut YouTube channel at 8/7C…
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Who in their right mind would dare approach a legendary Pokemon?
March 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Who in their right mind would dare approach a legendary Pokemon?