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Ford Silph
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COO of Silph Holdings 💼 Former Mauville City Gym Leader ⚔️ I have a reputation to uphold 🤺 My butler’s name is John Paul… 👔 [he/him]
[txt] I have a meeting. I’ll message you tomorrow. It was good to hear from you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
[txt] Idk. That I’m coming on too strong? That I’m hopeless.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
[txt] Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d do it all over again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
[txt] Not at all. She was relieved. I expected as much. Her family is likely very displeased, but moreso with I than anyone else. I certainly never revealed our brief and uncommitted, yet magnetized and charged slightly more than platonic relationship.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
[txt] In Little Snow-White and Little Briar-Rose, the princesses slept through the worst of it. They should have written more stories about princesses subjected to regicide. I imagine I’d favor those today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
[txt] Rapunzel’s tower didn’t have a superlift elevator.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
[txt] Now what’s next? The terms of the contract expire in about two years’ time.

[txt] Or perhaps I grow out my hair and expect a handsome prince to come upon my tower.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[txt] Sadly no dramatics this time. I signed it committed to mine and Georgina’s union. It wasn’t until I unexpectedly developed feeling for you that I turned course.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[txt] I suppose it’s only fair. I signed my name after reading the fine print. These are just the terms I agreed to.

[txt] It’s very nice to hear from you. I miss you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[txt] Hello Petra. It’s bittersweet being home. I’ve been going mad on the 67th floor of Silph Co Tower. I haven’t touched my épée nor a pokeball in weeks.

[txt] Thus is my punishment. The Silph name has always been synonymous with following through.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Make it your own. I recognize now my response was delayed, what have you done with the place? Judging by the lack of communication I assume my memo’s and SOP’s I left behind were sufficient?
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I see. Well do mind the ironwork details. The gym is Class A commercial real estate. While nothing is flammable, plenty is meltable.
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You will not be allocating a portion of the budget to marketing and PR? The gym in Mauville is quite involved as a sponsor for many initiative and organizations in Mauville. It’s all in the report.
October 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
[txt] Honestly?

[txt] I do not know. Our agreement didn’t detail a path for me here outside of the engagement.
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thank you, Gwendolyn. I trust you will continue to appease the League’s stakeholders. My trainers were instructed to leave behind standardized SOPs, and I have provided a portfolio of current performance metrics and the most recent marketing report can be located in the top drawer of my—YOUR desk.
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
[txt] My circumstances have changed. I am sorting my life out… One step at a time, at least. For instance, I’ve taken matters regarding my companionship into my own hands. My immediate return to Saffron City on the orders of my father is a consequence I must bear.
September 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It’s true. While not my own responsibility by job description, I will be assisting in whatever I can to find a sound replacement.
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
[txt] Good evening, Petra. I assume this is related to my latest press release?
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I will ensure all outstanding reports and transition documentation are submitted by end of cycle. There is no need for public commentary on my behalf.

Please direct any questions to League HR or my assistant.

Best,
Ford Silph
COO, Silph Holdings
Former Gym Leader, Mauville City
September 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
At this time, I no longer believe I can dedicate the focus required of a League-sanctioned Gym while maintaining the operational standards expected of me elsewhere.
September 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
IM UR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW U UNTIL U LUV ME PAPA PAPARAZZIA
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
…Practice, I mean…
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM