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FootiusMaximus
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Non jambander who happens to like Grateful Dead, Phish and WSMFP
War doesn’t work? Let’s distract them with 👽
Trump says he will direct release of government files on alien and extraterrestrial life, UAPs and UFOs.
February 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Anyone from Mac lately? I think his old twitter handle was seamac? Worked at Costco
February 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Ohhħhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goooooooooooaaaaaalllllll
February 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boooooom
February 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
@radiator9987.bsky.social happy birthday Kev!!
February 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
We ❤️ Dicks
February 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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“This year, Phish returns to their long-standing Labor Day weekend tradition at DICK’s Sporting Goods Park for 3 nights to close out the tour,”

The World Cup of Phish is back on the Pitch at Dick's!

#PhishOnThePitch #PhishDicks
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February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
@skoisirius.bsky.social you think they take berg bottle tops for payment?
The Seahawks make it official: They are for sale.
February 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Let’s boogie!!
Prends Courage at the Holiday Lounge, Mamou, Louisiana - Lundi Gras 2026
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Here's your yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Fuck!! Hope they find these folks
Up to 10 backcountry skiers missing after avalanche near Donner Pass in Sierra Nevada, officials say. - AP/ABC7
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
For someone who doesn’t do a lot of pot. I sure had a lot in my ski bag👀 I was wondering where all those edibles went🤣
February 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It’s puking snow at this ski jump event❄️❄️❄️❄️
February 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Good don’t let the door hit ya
Breaking: Controversial data-analysis firm Palantir Technologies, Colorado's largest public company with a market value of $312.2 billion, announced on social media that it will relocate its headquarters from Denver to Miami.
Palantir — Colorado’s largest public company — is leaving Denver for Miami
Palantir is the state’s largest public company and a leader in AI technology. Its departure could impact about 1,500 employees, although details weren’t provided.
trib.al
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Curling was fine for the first 700 hrs they showed at these Olympics but Jesus Christ. MAKE IT STOP
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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February 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Had some leftover ribeye, baked potatoes and asparagus >Frittata.
George Washington would be proud
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Kind of 1/2 ass watching this NBA all star game. This is lamer than normal, right? I guess appreciate them trying to do something different but🤷
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Free Sumos!?!? #semi-erect
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Sunrise over the turquoise mountains…
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Happy Valentines Day
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The wife is in NYC for the weekend. I ain’t made at her
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I think we’re outta new dunks
February 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This cross country course condition is awful
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Women’s skeleton is 🔥🔥
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM