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Tom Waits married sideways
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
People always trying to get me to pay money to rotate my tires bitch I rotate my tires every time I drive for free
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Five stars
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i'm trying to set up my steam deck to be a programming computer lol this sucks
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this was me last night waiting for my electricity to come back online after the puget sound windstorm on Saturday night.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hate PSE. At least they could give ballpark estimates for restoring power (hours/days). But also power infrastructure in puget sound region is wildly inadequate for the kind of weather we get every fall (some wind gusts).
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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What am I supposed to do with all this piss and shit
April 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i love sigur ros and i'm a sucker for all of the shit they do but the takk 10" "deluxe edition" reissue bothers me. I don't want to change discs this much.
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i really need someone to come up with a tums variant that isn't repulsive, is it so hard? I would often rather suffer with heartburn than even touch a tum, even with a finger, let alone with my mouth. it's a repulsive, sickening, horrible thing and the world shouldn't stand for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
this party needs to come back this is such a cool logo
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
i had a dream that @shaunvids.bsky.social blocked me on bsky and I couldn't figure out why, but I was devastated. I don't think I've ever interacted with him irl before today.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm sorry guys, i just tuned into the mariners game at exactly the moment that Jays got that home run, it's my fault...
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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It’s such a good record, taken away from us all too soon. One of my most treasured possessions.
August 12, 2023 at 12:59 AM
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social looks like some ai bots are trying to cash in on your book’s name
September 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
So glad Caenhill came to Bluesky, I really missed this part of the day.
Biggie our rescue pig decided to let himself out to help with getting everyone in 😊
September 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Surveillance Penguins
August 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Don’t even think about putting 14 juicy patties on this grill. It holds a minimum of 15 juicy patties. #juicy #patties
August 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s the season of ground punches
July 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@seattledot.bsky.social I've been living in Newcastle, WA for four years, and four years ago we had a bus stop that closed due to the pandemic. With RTO, I've had to drive daily to Seattle, but I'd love to not do that. Any chance we ever get this bus route back?
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Smart
i would use social engineering to make the 30-50 feral hogs believe staying out of my yard was their idea
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jor Jorwell
June 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Since Twitter now requires logging in to view actual posts and news, organizations and government alerts need to switch an an open platform
June 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My brain is irrevocably broken
June 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM