Francesco Marciuliano
@fmarciuliano.bsky.social
#1 New York Times bestselling author of "I COULD PEE ON THIS AND OTHER POEMS BY CATS". Writer: Sally Forth, Judge Parker.
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This season give the gift of distinguished feline and canine literary achievement. Give “I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats” and “I Could Chew on This and Other Poems by Dogs.” Dogs will wag approvingly. Cats may look at you. #cat #dog #books #HolidayGifts #BlackFriday
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We are now contractually obligated to tell kids “Santa says hi” to their single moms.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We are now contractually obligated to tell kids “Santa says hi” to their single moms.
When you stare into the chasm but think “Gee, the leaves are pretty.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When you stare into the chasm but think “Gee, the leaves are pretty.”
Happy National Black Cat Day!
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Happy National Black Cat Day!
It takes a unique individual to make the word "ballroom" the most trashy term ever.
October 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It takes a unique individual to make the word "ballroom" the most trashy term ever.
My new catchphrase is “What the fuck is wrong with everyone?!” while looking around bewildered every single fucking day.
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My new catchphrase is “What the fuck is wrong with everyone?!” while looking around bewildered every single fucking day.
I’m alternating between replying “Boo Berry” and “Well that’s a shit way to ring in our anniversary.”
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m alternating between replying “Boo Berry” and “Well that’s a shit way to ring in our anniversary.”
Before the "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs.
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Before the "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs.
I hope they hit a load-bearing wall during construction and all presidential functions have to be conducted out of RVs where the Rose Garden once was.
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I hope they hit a load-bearing wall during construction and all presidential functions have to be conducted out of RVs where the Rose Garden once was.
Kids don't realize back in our day cartoons actually had laughs tracks. It's as if the producers thought "Listen, if we can get them to believe 'The Flintstones' is filmed in front of a live studio audience then in 50 years they'll believe whatever insane shit we says about Tylenol and immigrants."
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kids don't realize back in our day cartoons actually had laughs tracks. It's as if the producers thought "Listen, if we can get them to believe 'The Flintstones' is filmed in front of a live studio audience then in 50 years they'll believe whatever insane shit we says about Tylenol and immigrants."
Sally Forth: Do you have the poor decision-making skills to take on the only amusement park made entirely of discarded tubing and drunk bets? Then ride the subplot of Sally Forth Summer Story 2025! @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #comic #comics #summer
July 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sally Forth: Do you have the poor decision-making skills to take on the only amusement park made entirely of discarded tubing and drunk bets? Then ride the subplot of Sally Forth Summer Story 2025! @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #comic #comics #summer
Sally Forth: And yes, I'm a huge fan of the "Criterion Closet Picks" videos on YouTube @criterion.bsky.social @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social
July 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sally Forth: And yes, I'm a huge fan of the "Criterion Closet Picks" videos on YouTube @criterion.bsky.social @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social
Sally Forth: The Forth Summer Grill Party has begun! So come on by and make sure to bring your own signature summer dish. @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #summer #comics
June 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sally Forth: The Forth Summer Grill Party has begun! So come on by and make sure to bring your own signature summer dish. @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social #summer #comics
Remember that Trump and Musk personally took up ALL the oxygen in the news cycle and social media with their loud, childish, public screamfest. Because soon they will "make up" and proclaim the news and social media made a big deal out of nothing despite the fact they were the ones saying everything
June 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remember that Trump and Musk personally took up ALL the oxygen in the news cycle and social media with their loud, childish, public screamfest. Because soon they will "make up" and proclaim the news and social media made a big deal out of nothing despite the fact they were the ones saying everything
From BBC: The fact that this is global news about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES says everything about how we are now the rest of the world's greatest trashy reality series.
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
From BBC: The fact that this is global news about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES says everything about how we are now the rest of the world's greatest trashy reality series.
Listen, no break-up takes hold the first time. But Trump and Musk's third break-up? That's when shit will get REAL real and all their friends will have long stopped responding to their texts.
June 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Listen, no break-up takes hold the first time. But Trump and Musk's third break-up? That's when shit will get REAL real and all their friends will have long stopped responding to their texts.
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Manhattanhenge happens tonight in New York City (May 29th). Here's how it looked last year in the August 11, 2024 Sally Forth Sunday page. Written by @fmarciuliano.bsky.social and drawn/colored by me. 😁
May 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Manhattanhenge happens tonight in New York City (May 29th). Here's how it looked last year in the August 11, 2024 Sally Forth Sunday page. Written by @fmarciuliano.bsky.social and drawn/colored by me. 😁
Sally Forth: Ted Forth's painting from when he was four and mine from when I was four. I don't know how @jimkeefe.bsky.social so successfully replicated a clear masterpiece of form, color, and absence of a horizon line. @comicskingdom.bsky.social #comics
May 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sally Forth: Ted Forth's painting from when he was four and mine from when I was four. I don't know how @jimkeefe.bsky.social so successfully replicated a clear masterpiece of form, color, and absence of a horizon line. @comicskingdom.bsky.social #comics
Watching the always entertaining Natasha Lyonne absolutely raid the Criterion Closet. It's like seeing someone grab bills in a game show money booth.
May 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Watching the always entertaining Natasha Lyonne absolutely raid the Criterion Closet. It's like seeing someone grab bills in a game show money booth.
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
As you can no doubt tell from the title, this is a documentary about a Canadian sportscaster who turned to a life of highly inept bank robberies. Also, it’s narrated by a live-action bison.
May 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As you can no doubt tell from the title, this is a documentary about a Canadian sportscaster who turned to a life of highly inept bank robberies. Also, it’s narrated by a live-action bison.
Overheard on Street
Two little girls running ahead of their parents, wildly waving their arms and happily yelling, “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!”
I’m glad Gen Alpha has come to terms with this.
Two little girls running ahead of their parents, wildly waving their arms and happily yelling, “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!”
I’m glad Gen Alpha has come to terms with this.
May 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Overheard on Street
Two little girls running ahead of their parents, wildly waving their arms and happily yelling, “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!”
I’m glad Gen Alpha has come to terms with this.
Two little girls running ahead of their parents, wildly waving their arms and happily yelling, “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!”
I’m glad Gen Alpha has come to terms with this.
Happy #CincoDeMayo and #NationalCartoonistsDay!
May 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy #CincoDeMayo and #NationalCartoonistsDay!
May the Ted Forth @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social
#maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars
#maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars
May 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
May the Ted Forth @jimkeefe.bsky.social @comicskingdom.bsky.social
#maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars
#maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars
May 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Whenever I hear a saxophone in NYC I feel like I’m in a third-act “heartbreak montage” in a rom-com from 1982.
May 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Whenever I hear a saxophone in NYC I feel like I’m in a third-act “heartbreak montage” in a rom-com from 1982.