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It don’t stop it just get realer
bugonia was ight
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm making moves in silence 🗣️🗣️
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Gift shops are so useless
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Close-up of a male Pileated Woodpecker. Males have a red cheek stripe, while females have a black cheek stripe.
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
rolling up to the annual haircut today with one sideburn a full inch shorter than the other
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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this is literally what it feels like to be alive during the holidays
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It’s crazy how much better a regular naval orange is than a clementine
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Jake sully looks like David fry
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Maria has been accused over the years of fabricating her story that she had gone to the FBI. After finding the document in the trove, I called her. She broke down in tears.

“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
the walls were caving in but then I washed some dishes and im all good now
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
niontay
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
chores 👍
Nujabes - Spiritual State (feat. Uyama Hiroto) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Nujabes
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Thought they'd splurge on a decent reliever but I guess instead its 4 different randoms
The Guardians have acquired lefty Justin Bruihl from the Blue Jays for cash. Toronto DFA'd him on Tuesday.

Jhonkensy Noel DFA'd in corresponding move to make room on 40-man roster.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lifeworld
open.spotify.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
twin peakin highs and lowssss
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Can’t wait to see that #1 next to Cocos name
her colleagues are enjoying their free vacations in the Maldives or cashing in on exhibitions / she's hanging out with scumbags and giving interviews to disgraced hacks and will eventually lose to a retired man who hates women's sports
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this guys a fucking idiot 😭😭
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wish Dijon did rewind on snl
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Woke up with hope
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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you WILL be open to new experiences. we are no longer asking.
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Jeff Capel it’s been real buddy
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM