dave
@floridadave4ever.bsky.social
sinner
mother of the Haus of Dave
mother of the Haus of Dave
This Swedish girl Uline doesn’t seem to pick up on the fact that I don’t want her advances. Every day another mailing
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This Swedish girl Uline doesn’t seem to pick up on the fact that I don’t want her advances. Every day another mailing
This beer starting to taste like I should DM Anetra
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This beer starting to taste like I should DM Anetra
Transformers 2 soundtrack holds my hand as I fall asleep
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Transformers 2 soundtrack holds my hand as I fall asleep
Finally a man attentive to my needs!
paper craft of the day: a lil krokorok for my pokemon Z-A binging partner
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Finally a man attentive to my needs!
followed the sniffies map and ?
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
followed the sniffies map and ?
eternally relevant
he/him pussy changes lives
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
eternally relevant
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floridadave sponsored by AlandChuck.travel
May 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
floridadave sponsored by AlandChuck.travel
Spent 45$ on an oversized black tee of my favorite D-List horror movie ohhhhh maybe I AM chronically not like the other girls
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Spent 45$ on an oversized black tee of my favorite D-List horror movie ohhhhh maybe I AM chronically not like the other girls
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my partner sitting next to me reading pokemon z-a reviews while i recite the entirety of epic rap battles of history at 8am
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
my partner sitting next to me reading pokemon z-a reviews while i recite the entirety of epic rap battles of history at 8am
How it feels to drink a diet coke
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
How it feels to drink a diet coke
blasting she wolf by Shakira and going 55 on a residential street >
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
blasting she wolf by Shakira and going 55 on a residential street >
oughhhh me heart
i took digital photos so those are tbd but here are some pics from me n @floridadave4ever.bsky.social’s lil weekend trip to woodstock :’) <3
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
oughhhh me heart
and these are our children, Barbara Walter Kronkite and Emilia Perez Hilton
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
and these are our children, Barbara Walter Kronkite and Emilia Perez Hilton
update for the sickos: penis exploded
boyfriend is christening our new house by pegging me tn everyone cheer
July 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
update for the sickos: penis exploded
boyfriend is christening our new house by pegging me tn everyone cheer
July 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
boyfriend is christening our new house by pegging me tn everyone cheer
breaking my silence on Megan 2.0:
June 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
breaking my silence on Megan 2.0:
one day Ethel Cain is gonna watch my gay pornos and while she won’t know I’m a fan something about the videos will bring her a strange sense of reassurance
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
one day Ethel Cain is gonna watch my gay pornos and while she won’t know I’m a fan something about the videos will bring her a strange sense of reassurance
I hope that the thing I am most remembered for in this world is not baby barbara walter cronkite
June 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I hope that the thing I am most remembered for in this world is not baby barbara walter cronkite
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there's georgetown and jamestown and charlestown. why no davetown
June 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
there's georgetown and jamestown and charlestown. why no davetown
Henry Flagler when I find you in hell you are getting beheaded
June 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Henry Flagler when I find you in hell you are getting beheaded
profoundly baffling to me how Florida can be the absolute best and worst of our nation at once
June 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
profoundly baffling to me how Florida can be the absolute best and worst of our nation at once
fart blew both my legs. clean off
June 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
fart blew both my legs. clean off