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To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39, underwent a rigorous diagnostic assessment with clinical psychologist, Graeme Hart. This consisted of seven lengthy questionnaires and three diagnostic interviews, which Thomas voluntarily supplemented with a full autobiography.
“What if I’m not really autistic?” asks world’s most obviously autistic woman, constantly
An autistic woman is boring the ever-living fuck out of her friends and family by relentlessly questioning her own diagnosis, sources have claimed. To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39,…
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November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39, underwent a rigorous diagnostic assessment with clinical psychologist, Graeme Hart. This consisted of seven lengthy questionnaires and three diagnostic interviews, which Thomas voluntarily supplemented with a full autobiography.
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Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
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Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
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November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
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After some careful painting on the back of an old hoodie, Emerson now bears a visual marker of her status as everyone’s hapless buttmonkey.
Life hack! Autistic woman paints target on her back to save time
An autistic woman has decided to cut out the middleman by painting a bullseye on her back so everyone knows who to target, it has been reported. Freya Emerson, 31, reportedly grew tired of people…
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November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
After some careful painting on the back of an old hoodie, Emerson now bears a visual marker of her status as everyone’s hapless buttmonkey.
sydney sweeney said she wanted her own "million dollar baby", well looking at the box office numbers for "christy", that's exactly what she's got
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
sydney sweeney said she wanted her own "million dollar baby", well looking at the box office numbers for "christy", that's exactly what she's got
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
Alan carr busting into tears and nick and david running over to give him a hug, on celebrity traitors, is one of the loveliest things.
absolute cinema!
what a season! glorious from start to finish!
absolute cinema!
what a season! glorious from start to finish!
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Alan carr busting into tears and nick and david running over to give him a hug, on celebrity traitors, is one of the loveliest things.
absolute cinema!
what a season! glorious from start to finish!
absolute cinema!
what a season! glorious from start to finish!
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
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“Nobody has ever called my ‘vagina’ by its full name outside of a formal setting,” Emerson continued. “It makes me feel like it’s in trouble.”
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November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
“Nobody has ever called my ‘vagina’ by its full name outside of a formal setting,” Emerson continued. “It makes me feel like it’s in trouble.”
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Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these five quotes that are supposed to help you but definitely won’t.
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November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these five quotes that are supposed to help you but definitely won’t.
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everyone says "hello kittty", but no one ever asks "how are you doing, kitty?"
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
everyone says "hello kittty", but no one ever asks "how are you doing, kitty?"
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Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday life by plotting against family members (blocking her mum on WhatsApp), indulging in raucous bacchanals (drinking Lucozade before bed) and feeding animal sacrifices to the lions (treating her cats to leftover chicken).
Autistic woman’s idea of self-care akin to that of depraved Roman emperor
An autistic woman’s idea of self care is virtually indistinguishable from that of a morally bankrupt Roman emperor, sources have claimed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday…
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October 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday life by plotting against family members (blocking her mum on WhatsApp), indulging in raucous bacchanals (drinking Lucozade before bed) and feeding animal sacrifices to the lions (treating her cats to leftover chicken).
robocop going to pick up a new fighting game
robocop: “dead or alive, you’re coming with me”
robocop: “dead or alive, you’re coming with me”
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
robocop going to pick up a new fighting game
robocop: “dead or alive, you’re coming with me”
robocop: “dead or alive, you’re coming with me”
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A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men.
Top employers of autistic people revealed as IT, retail and the X-Men
A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men. Although the tech and retail sectors are…
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October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
A recent survey has found that the top employers of autistic people are the IT and retail industries – closely followed by beloved superhero team the X-Men.
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Robert Noot, 44, is neurodivergent but according to anonymous sources, still manages to be “a bit of a jagweed.”
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October 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Robert Noot, 44, is neurodivergent but according to anonymous sources, still manages to be “a bit of a jagweed.”
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Concerns have been growing for Eddie Albington, 45, ever since he was the only member of his crew not recovered within hours of the wreckage – but despite his family’s fears, Albington was reportedly “not just surviving, but thriving.”
Autistic man stranded on desert island asks rescue team for a couple more weeks
An autistic man who became stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck has asked the search and rescue team who found him if they wouldn’t mind fucking off again, reports have confirmed. Concerns…
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October 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Concerns have been growing for Eddie Albington, 45, ever since he was the only member of his crew not recovered within hours of the wreckage – but despite his family’s fears, Albington was reportedly “not just surviving, but thriving.”
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Monks explained: “It’s all those young people on TicTac. In my day, we just got on with it, no matter how loudly the washing machine was screaming at us.”
They didn’t have autism in my day, says man unaware he had autism in his day
A man who claims that nobody had autism “in his day” is reportedly unaware that he both had autism in his day and that the sun has not yet set on his day. Gavin Monks, 65 - who books his car in for…
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October 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Monks explained: “It’s all those young people on TicTac. In my day, we just got on with it, no matter how loudly the washing machine was screaming at us.”
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An autistic man stuffed into a bear’s body as a human sacrifice is reportedly relieved at finally having found something comfortable to wear.
Autistic man only comfortable dressed in ritually hollowed-out bear
An autistic man stuffed into a bear’s body as a human sacrifice is reportedly relieved at finally having found something comfortable to wear. Christian Wheatley, 25, has already been subjected to…
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October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
An autistic man stuffed into a bear’s body as a human sacrifice is reportedly relieved at finally having found something comfortable to wear.
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Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
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“It’s not as simple as learning where to put them - you have to learn what to do for every situation. Sitting, walking, running… well, not running.”
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October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“It’s not as simple as learning where to put them - you have to learn what to do for every situation. Sitting, walking, running… well, not running.”
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The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda Grumpf, follows kooky main character Grizelda, whose mysteriously peculiar ways delight and frustrate every person around her.
Wow! Autistic-coded TV character SO autistic nobody needs to actually say it
A character in a new comedy series is so blatantly autistic it doesn’t need to be so much as mentioned at any point, the show’s neurotypical creator has said. The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda…
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October 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda Grumpf, follows kooky main character Grizelda, whose mysteriously peculiar ways delight and frustrate every person around her.
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“My wife Talia came home from the doctor one day and said she’d scored so highly on the AQ they were about to call in a priest,”
Hereditary! Autism picks off family one by one
An alleged curse has seen each member of a family realising they are autistic in turn, sources have claimed. Following the death of family matriarch Lottie Fitzgerald, her son Lloyd, Lloyd's wife…
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October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“My wife Talia came home from the doctor one day and said she’d scored so highly on the AQ they were about to call in a priest,”
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Karen Hoyland, 58, who insists you were just fine until you got this autism nonsense in your head, has stated that this is typical of you and your non-stop drama.
Consistent! Person who says you’re not autistic gives you most shit for acting autistic
The person in your life who’s convinced you’re not really autistic at all is also the hardest on you about every single autistic trait you exhibit, it has been confirmed. Karen Hoyland, 58, who…
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October 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Karen Hoyland, 58, who insists you were just fine until you got this autism nonsense in your head, has stated that this is typical of you and your non-stop drama.
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“It just wasn’t meant to happen! Having a stable income and a roof over one’s head is simply a luxury not intended for some of us,” Bernard explained.
It wasn’t meant to be, says autistic woman after 978th failed job interview
An autistic woman emerging from yet another catastrophic job interview has reportedly consoled herself by saying it just wasn't meant to be - the world of employment, that is. Emma Bernard, 34, from…
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October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“It just wasn’t meant to happen! Having a stable income and a roof over one’s head is simply a luxury not intended for some of us,” Bernard explained.
Hearing that nothing can beat a jet2holiday, can anyone confirm?
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Hearing that nothing can beat a jet2holiday, can anyone confirm?