Flood Czar
@floodczar.bsky.social
Mayor of Arlington, VA. Old liberal redneck. Pastafarian. Stoner. Professional alligator hunter. Ufologist.
Formerly The Pig on X
Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed.
Fuck Trump!
Formerly The Pig on X
Don't buy bud from Wilson B. He's a conman who sells beat weed.
Fuck Trump!
Your favorite Mayor, Flood Czar. Is hearing rumors of Lil' Matty Hurt, urging Donnie 2 Dolls. To kidnap The Mayor and have Hurt run Arlington. Does anyone have a bunker I can crash in?
Anyway, a meme.
Anyway, a meme.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Your favorite Mayor, Flood Czar. Is hearing rumors of Lil' Matty Hurt, urging Donnie 2 Dolls. To kidnap The Mayor and have Hurt run Arlington. Does anyone have a bunker I can crash in?
Anyway, a meme.
Anyway, a meme.
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“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
I see Aaron Rodgers is trending. Fuck him. That's all, just fuck him.
And, of course a meme.
And, of course a meme.
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I see Aaron Rodgers is trending. Fuck him. That's all, just fuck him.
And, of course a meme.
And, of course a meme.
I love the 2nd top story of the year on my local news site. If not for a terrible tragedy. It would have been #1. Both Miller's are a POS. Right after Donnie 2 Dolls snatched up Maduro. The wife posted a pic of Greenland with an American flag covering the country.
www.arlnow.com/2025/12/31/t...
www.arlnow.com/2025/12/31/t...
Top Arlington stories of 2025: #1-10 | ARLnow.com
With the new year just hours away, we're closing out 2025 with a roundup of ARLnow's top 10 stories this year. Representing a mix of fast-moving breaking coverage and stories only made possible throug...
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January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I love the 2nd top story of the year on my local news site. If not for a terrible tragedy. It would have been #1. Both Miller's are a POS. Right after Donnie 2 Dolls snatched up Maduro. The wife posted a pic of Greenland with an American flag covering the country.
www.arlnow.com/2025/12/31/t...
www.arlnow.com/2025/12/31/t...
I agree.
Many are now. Tourism is down.
Many are now. Tourism is down.
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I agree.
Many are now. Tourism is down.
Many are now. Tourism is down.
So aliens are here for our wood?
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
So aliens are here for our wood?
Been a long time since I got jiggy with it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Been a long time since I got jiggy with it.
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I’ve not spent a lot of time on it today because I don’t think “democrats suck” is the main takeaway of “a republican president just fucking kidnapped the head of state of a foreign country” but it remains manifestly clear that schumer and jeffries are unfit for leadership and need to go
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I’ve not spent a lot of time on it today because I don’t think “democrats suck” is the main takeaway of “a republican president just fucking kidnapped the head of state of a foreign country” but it remains manifestly clear that schumer and jeffries are unfit for leadership and need to go
How long till China invades Taiwan?
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
How long till China invades Taiwan?
I wish it was the other way around. That Venezuela captured Donnie 2 Dolls and the 1st Escort, while I slept.
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I wish it was the other way around. That Venezuela captured Donnie 2 Dolls and the 1st Escort, while I slept.
Starting tomorrow, I'll be taking 3 full strength aspirins every morning. Won't be any of that awful thick blood going through my heart.
#GoingToLiveForever
Anyway, a meme.
#GoingToLiveForever
Anyway, a meme.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Starting tomorrow, I'll be taking 3 full strength aspirins every morning. Won't be any of that awful thick blood going through my heart.
#GoingToLiveForever
Anyway, a meme.
#GoingToLiveForever
Anyway, a meme.
Anyone else think Donnie 2 Dolls is going to put his name on at least one of the three golf courses he seized in DC? After taxpayers pay for a total makeover. You know that's coming. It's the whole point.
Anyway, a meme.
Anyway, a meme.
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Anyone else think Donnie 2 Dolls is going to put his name on at least one of the three golf courses he seized in DC? After taxpayers pay for a total makeover. You know that's coming. It's the whole point.
Anyway, a meme.
Anyway, a meme.
I'm alive for another year!!!!
Just put a pot of black eyed peas on. Won't be ready till tonight.
Happy New Year everyone.
Just put a pot of black eyed peas on. Won't be ready till tonight.
Happy New Year everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm alive for another year!!!!
Just put a pot of black eyed peas on. Won't be ready till tonight.
Happy New Year everyone.
Just put a pot of black eyed peas on. Won't be ready till tonight.
Happy New Year everyone.
That's about the time I heard the first fireworks from The Gates.
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
That's about the time I heard the first fireworks from The Gates.
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The more you know…
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The more you know…
Getting rid of this tomorrow on, Get Rid of Shit You Don't Use Day. Found it about a month ago, sitting out with trash on the Southside. Saw it, circled back. I'm not a dumpster diver. (not judging) Thought I'd do something cool or funny with it. I was wrong. Where should I leave it in Arlington?
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Getting rid of this tomorrow on, Get Rid of Shit You Don't Use Day. Found it about a month ago, sitting out with trash on the Southside. Saw it, circled back. I'm not a dumpster diver. (not judging) Thought I'd do something cool or funny with it. I was wrong. Where should I leave it in Arlington?
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Recall that in July, Trump's justification for banning Epstein from Mar-a-Lago was that he "stole" his spa employees.
Now WSJ reports that MAL staff knew Epstein was exposing himself on the house calls they set up, which sounds like sex trafficking
archive.is/QilmC
apnews.com/article/jeff...
Now WSJ reports that MAL staff knew Epstein was exposing himself on the house calls they set up, which sounds like sex trafficking
archive.is/QilmC
apnews.com/article/jeff...
ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Recall that in July, Trump's justification for banning Epstein from Mar-a-Lago was that he "stole" his spa employees.
Now WSJ reports that MAL staff knew Epstein was exposing himself on the house calls they set up, which sounds like sex trafficking
archive.is/QilmC
apnews.com/article/jeff...
Now WSJ reports that MAL staff knew Epstein was exposing himself on the house calls they set up, which sounds like sex trafficking
archive.is/QilmC
apnews.com/article/jeff...
Send in the whales. Isn't this what they been training for?
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Send in the whales. Isn't this what they been training for?
This is mostly true.
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is mostly true.